That awkward moment when (drug edition)

[TLV]

Taking A hit of acid when you forgot you already took an Adderall.

Being so fucked up you forgot where you just stashed your pot for no reason.

Trying to compose yourself at thanksgiving dinner with the worst hangover ever and like 4hrs of sleep after a 3 day bender. In front of 15+ family members.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

when you order drugs online... and they show up at your parents house

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Originally Posted by TLV

Taking A hit of acid when you forgot you already took an Adderall.

Being so fucked up you forgot where you just stashed your pot for no reason.

Trying to compose yourself at thanksgiving dinner with the worst hangover ever and like 4hrs of sleep after a 3 day bender. In front of 15+ family members.

the only one thats awkward is the last, but that goes away from the ages of 17-...24?

[STEROS]

i bought a gram of coke back in high school and when i got home i realized the sandwich baggie had a fucking hole in it and half of it was smashed in my lint-filled pocket.

[sgaltair]

Originally Posted by STEROS

i bought a gram of coke back in high school and when i got home i realized the sandwich baggie had a fucking hole in it and half of it was smashed in my lint-filled pocket.

You still did that shit, right?

[Intoxicated Shaman]

Waking up and realizing you used all your shit. Alternately, waking up and wondering what the fuck just happened.

[GreatestGatsby4]

youre talking in bed to your girlfriend and nod off in the middle of a sentence/ her sentence

[vilbe]

when you go on a walk after eating mushies and they kick in faster than you thought. somehow you make it back, god knows how many civilians were harmed....

when you ate enough amps to give a child a heart attack, and your midst getting shit done, and go off on a 3 hour tangent doing something much more fun at the time....

when your vapeing honey butter, that moment before you hack up a lung, the "shit i just inhaled too much" moment....

[MAYOR]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

That would about be the pinnacle of awkwardness.

Although i'm not sure why anyone would try to shoot their friend.

"Soorrry dude ... I was ... just ... my ... finger slipped"

[dopeman420]

When you're on acid, and you have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror, while being absolutely terrified of what you'll see in the reflection.

When you think you've found meaning the of life and the answer to all your problems, only to forget what it was 5 minutes later.

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by dopeman420

When you think you've found meaning the of life and the answer to all your problems, only to forget what it was 5 minutes later.

I do this every fucking time on a really good nod.

[lillix]

When you catch yourself in the mirror placing bets on which of your freckles is going to win the race to the other cheek. Oh acid...

[arleybob]

When you get really into whatever delusion you're wrapped up in, only to snap out of it and reflect on how you must've looked third-person wise.

Like when you're looking in the mirror - you watch yourself inhale. Combining that with feeling yourself inhale makes the whole room inhale. Same with exhaling. Then colors start changing - and it's all because you're controlling it. You start smiling and looking around in awe as the world bends to your will.

You start shooting balls of energy out of your hands and rippling the mirror. You even make psssshheeeewwww.... sound effects.

Then someone knocks on the door and tells you to hurry up and you snap out of it.

[lillix]

Originally Posted by arleybob

When you get really into whatever delusion you're wrapped up in, only to snap out of it and reflect on how you must've looked third-person wise.

Like when you're looking in the mirror - you watch yourself inhale. Combining that with feeling yourself inhale makes the whole room inhale. Same with exhaling. Then colors start changing - and it's all because you're controlling it. You start smiling and looking around in awe as the world bends to your will.

You start shooting balls of energy out of your hands and rippling the mirror. You even make psssshheeeewwww.... sound effects.

Then someone knocks on the door and tells you to hurry up and you snap out of it.

I've heard "GET OUT OF THE DAMN MIRROR" shouted from the living room more times than I can remember.

[dephdiddy]

you call a cab to catch a ride to another town, while rolling on the best mdma ever.. only to have your uneasy sweaty and unusually discreet question of "well how much would it cost to..."
be interrupted by a sinisterly impatient telephone warlock yelling: "WHERE ARE YOU AND WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO"

This haunts you and you never use ecstacy again... all you wanted to do was bang that tranny downtown.

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

I do this every fucking time on a really good nod.

Draw a circle on your hand. Henna tattoos are efficient.
Remember that ALL that can be seen, heard or known is a revolving circle.
Light must meet dark somewhere. Hence neither really ever "WIN"
and why you should think Star Wars sucks.

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

Draw a circle on your hand. Henna tattoos are efficient.
Remember that ALL that can be seen, heard or known is a revolving circle.
Light must meet dark somewhere. Hence neither really ever "WIN"
and why you should think Star Wars sucks.

Crystals are way more efficient than sigils in this instance.

[Boris the Blade]

When you are in front of a clerk at a store and you scratch your ear or something, only to find a joint the size of a thumb tucked behind it. You remove it and then you begin to try a recollect how long it's been there and how many public places you've been with it there, and then the funny looks you've been getting start to make sense.

The flipside being that the awkwardness immediately subsides and quickly turns to joy as you realize you have a joint, already rolled, ready to be smoked as soon as you pay for shit and get the hell out of there.

[Zanick]

When you're in Taco Bell on acid with your pupils the size of dinner plates, trying to order as the employees ready their knives in case you attack them.

[Zanick]

When you're tiptoeing out of a Safeway because you've filled your pants and shirt with bottles of cough medicine and can't afford to let them slip out.

[panthrax]

That moment when your girlfriend comes over unexpectedly and walks into your room to find you lying in bed naked, pushing a syringe full of methamphetamine into your anus.

"Oh, no! Baby! It's not what it looks like! Let me explain! It's the bioavailabilities, baby! The bioavailabilities!!!"

[Piles of Crack]

When you power walk into the liquor store so high on stims that you're sweating through your shirt and you manage to purchase a half gallon while making no eye contact with anyone in 20 seconds flat like it's an Olympic event

[ChinaCat]

Youre smoking a joint in your car in traffic and hitting that tiny roach and realize someones looking at you and its definitely not a cigarrette

[takedrugs_killpeople]

just remembered this one.

being on acid with some friends and go to a parking lot to meet up with some other people to go to a party. waiting in the parking lot just standing around bullshitting, tripping and laughing at things, its like 1 am on a friday night.

all of a sudden, with no explanation, some drunk fat tourist bitch that reminds me of that pig bitch from the muppets is right up in my face, asking me how long ive been here. well this was the question of a lifetime for me so i stood there for like a full minute trying to think of how long ive been there.

the bitch was trying to accuse me of stealing her sisters iphone. her sister was actually really hot and hella drunk and had just lost her phone. the fat pig bitch starts raising her voice saying "you smell like weed so DONT FUCK WITH ME" which sent me and my friends into rioutous laughter, which kinda pissed her off.

anyways i kinda actually started to feel bad for her a little cuz everyone was just laughing at her because her attempt at seeming like a tough guy had failed so bad, and he wanted to see my phone to prove to her i didnt take her sisters phone, so i showed it to her and she ran along to go harass some other people.

then her drunk ass sister (the hot one) came up and started asking me and my friends where were from and shit and saying shes really drunk, and asked for some water. were sitting there cracking up because of the hilarity of the situation and she starts saying "dont laugh at me!" all flirty and shit, hitting my arm. then she turns around and starts throwing up all over this tree and we told her sister to go take care of her and left because the pig girl was about to start a fight with like 10 of these ghetto looking bitches.

[Been Called Hottie]

I SOOOO wanted to be in that parking lot!! That's some crazy a** sh**!!!

[Ph0x]

Originally Posted by Boris the Blade

When you are in front of a clerk at a store and you scratch your ear or something, only to find a joint the size of a thumb tucked behind it. You remove it and then you begin to try a recollect how long it's been there and how many public places you've been with it there, and then the funny looks you've been getting start to make sense.

The flipside being that the awkwardness immediately subsides and quickly turns to joy as you realize you have a joint, already rolled, ready to be smoked as soon as you pay for shit and get the hell out of there.

A friend of mine was in a gas station with a blunt behind his ear when a federal marshal comes in and gets in line behind him, he pays and turns around, sees the marshal, and proceeds to shit a gold brick.

I'm out in my jeep laughing my ass off because I know the guy and have for years, and weed is so far below his radar it isn't even funny.

My friend gets out to the jeep and hops in and I'm like, LOL CJ, close one eh?

And yes I know this was a necro-thread but I don't care, it's a good thread.

[cellophane]

When you can't think of any reason to "hang out" with your "friends" other than to do drugs.

When you go out to the dumpster at work to smoke a joint and your boss walks out there to do the exact same thing. "You sonofabitch, why didn't you tell me you smoked?!" - Both of us.

When both your regular weed guy AND your backup guy come through for ya at the same time and you've gotta tell one of them to fuck off.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

That disgustingly awful taste when a fat clumpy rock of Noopept remained undissolved in your morning coffee, and it lands plum on your tongue so you can taste full nastiness of it.

[Gollum]

That awkward moment when you get a boner for no reason while stoned.

[Ed Lister]

That awkward moment when you are taking the train back to your cockroach infested bedsit after drinking half of your day's pay in a dive bar with alcoholics twice your age and throw up in your lap. And you just sit there, watching the rancid beer fall out of your mouth and creep down the legs of your only business suit, a physical manifestation of your shame.

[Ed Lister]

That awkward moment when your friends told you that the night before you smoked crank from a broken coffee mug then took a kitchen knife and slashed the air violently whilst freestyle rapping about cheeseburgers. Your audience was two people of much straighter predilections you had never met before and who you told could not leave until your knife slashing rap frenzy was over.

[Hydromorphone]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

Gotta keep it real bro.

I wouldn't bang into my femoral but i really don't want anymore scars or track marks that are visible on my arms, i least i can hide anything on the groin with a gnarly coating of thick, luscious pubes.

use silver sulfadine cream, you'll never worry about scars again. track marks will clear up super fast, trick is rotate where you shoot (I know, easier said than done)

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by Ed Lister

That awkward moment when your friends told you that the night before you smoked crank from a broken coffee mug then took a kitchen knife and slashed the air violently whilst freestyle rapping about cheeseburgers. Your audience was two people of much straighter predilections you had never met before and who you told could not leave until your knife slashing rap frenzy was over.

dayuum

[Gollum]

Originally Posted by Ed Lister

That awkward moment when your friends told you that the night before you smoked crank from a broken coffee mug then took a kitchen knife and slashed the air violently whilst freestyle rapping about cheeseburgers. Your audience was two people of much straighter predilections you had never met before and who you told could not leave until your knife slashing rap frenzy was over.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by Ed Lister

That awkward moment when your friends told you that the night before you smoked crank from a broken coffee mug then took a kitchen knife and slashed the air violently whilst freestyle rapping about cheeseburgers. Your audience was two people of much straighter predilections you had never met before and who you told could not leave until your knife slashing rap frenzy was over.

Sometimes you just gotta fuck shit up. Happens.

[takedrugs_killpeople]

Originally Posted by Ed Lister

That awkward moment when your friends told you that the night before you smoked crank from a broken coffee mug then took a kitchen knife and slashed the air violently whilst freestyle rapping about cheeseburgers. Your audience was two people of much straighter predilections you had never met before and who you told could not leave until your knife slashing rap frenzy was over.

LOL, did this really happen? I must know more details

[dieseldog1]

That moment when you realize the hot chick you have been doing e with at a club for the last few hours has a penis. And it is considerably bigger than yours.