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Old 07-17-2012, 08:55 PM
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Default A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

Yes. You heard it right. I might need to start a long term meth habit in order to survive. I have analyzed my situation, and it seems I may need daily doses of this drug to survive.

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Old 07-17-2012, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

Sounds good. Why do you need it to survive? Amphetamines make you superhuman. Everyone needs them, but not to survive.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:00 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

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Sounds good. Why do you need it to survive? Amphetamines make you superhuman. Everyone needs them, but not to survive.
Capatalism.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:05 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

I think whatever your situation is, you have better chances of surviving without taking a daily meth regimen. That shit will fuck you up bad, you'll have to find a way to pay for all that meth on top of other things. Plus not eating, not sleeping, you'll waste away.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:06 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

I too, thought that the movie crank was retarded.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:11 PM
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:19 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

Meth is probably my favorite thing in the world and I don't need it to survive.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:36 PM
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I think daily doses of acid would increase your chances of survival 100x better.
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:59 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

I'm no expert, but AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that if you keep doses low, low dose long term meth use benefits lots of people with various problems such as narcolepsy and doesn't necessarily cause tolerance.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:00 PM
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:01 PM
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I'm no expert, but AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that if you keep doses low, low dose long term meth use benefits lots of people with various problems such as narcolepsy and doesn't necessarily cause tolerance.
yea. see doctors would put it on my subscription if i can prove my narcolepsy. but as someone mentioned i would have to find a way to pay for all dat meff.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:08 PM
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That's what hitler did, and look how it turned out for him. Fucking ran half the world.
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:14 PM
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That's what hitler did, and look how it turned out for him. Fucking ran half the world into the ground and killed himself.
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:03 AM
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:15 AM
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i agree, i think anyone could benefit from a healthy dose of medicinal meth
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:31 AM
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Naaaaah dude. Just start smoking CANNABIS instead.

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Old 07-19-2012, 05:34 AM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

meth since I was a 15 year old kid has been my favorite drug ( started with them ''speed'' pills) All i have to say is.. good luck OP , adhedonia is gonna be fun , Especially for fragile minds like you
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:29 AM
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https://www.google.com/search?q=meth+addict

Ew. Stick to cannabis and LSD dude. Much safer.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:02 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

I've never heard of a stimulant withdrawal being fatal...
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:23 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

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wrong. USA beat hitlar, and 1/2 the world fell to communism. fuck the USA
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: A sad realization: I may need meth to survive

Buy some 4-FA. Cheaper than meth, and while it's weaker, it won't fuck you up anywhere near as bad.
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Ew. Stick to cannabis and LSD dude. Much safer.


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