How to do a vodka suppository? [I want to shoot vodka into my asshole]

[STD]

How?

Simple question. Tried it two nights ago, all in all only 15mL but still from what I've read that *should* be equivalent to about 150mL taken orally.

Any tips, experiences?

[The Duke]

I'd dilute it first then either use a syringe without a needle or enema or a fucking turkey baster if all else fails. The hardest part would probably be keeping it in there long enough to absorb.

So maybe prop yourself up against the wall so you're somewhat upside down for a while. Fight the sudden urge to blast the shit out into the toilet.

Need to dilute that stuff though unless you want stuff to burn.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS STILL A VERY DANGEROUS WAY TO CONSUME ALCOHOL AND COULD LEAD TO INJURY OR DEATH.

[i poop in your cereal]

Load a syringe or whatever, anything that can go up your ass will do. Lube it up with vaseline if you wish. Lay down on your side. Shove rig up your ass and slowly unload it. Pull out slowly. Keep on your side for about 10 minutes to be sure it doesn't leak out.

You might wanna take a shit before hand or possibly give yourself an enema.

It's not rocket science.

[Oct]

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Rather than waste vodka and seeing as the objective is to get really drunk, why don't you just do it with pure alcohol, ensuring it's diluted right to avoid alcohol poisoning?

[STD]

I had no trouble keeping it in my ass, I must have quite the tight asshole.

[Piles of Crack]

std is a buster who wont squirt booze into his anus on tc

[The Duke]

PoC loves man anus.

[broseph]

who'd have thought that taking booze up the arse leads to 10x the efficiency of drinking it normally...

this is like that episode of south park where everyone starts shitting out their mouth.

[broseph]

couldn't you soak a cotton cloth in the voddy, place it up there, and then remove when it's done?

then at least you're not gonna shoot vodka-shit up your wall, or end up with a syringe jammed up your backside...

[The real slim spud]

vodka is one shit drink. that;s all, unless you want to get shit faced quickly it has no use, period

[turboneger]

Yeah you already made a thread about it. Just put the bottle in your ass and do a handstand, that's how it was done in the 1920's

[meateor]

Originally Posted by The real slim spud

vodka is one shit drink. that;s all, unless you want to get shit faced quickly it has no use, period

This.

Then again, up the ass it might be just delightful.

[mksnowboarder]

What's wrong with you? Have a few drinks, then get laid by some random dude.

Seriously, alcohol is so cheap, I can't understand why you'd take such extreme measures to potentiate it.

mike

[Zombie Food]

Originally Posted by mksnowboarder

What's wrong with you? Have a few drinks, then get laid by some random dude.

Seriously, alcohol is so cheap, I can't understand why you'd take such extreme measures to potentiate it.

mike

Totally depends in where you live with tax rates and all that.

[Synopix]

Do you have any idea how much straight vodka will burn?

[Zombie Food]

Originally Posted by Synopix

Do you have any idea how much straight vodka will burn?

I actually came in here to ask that lol.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by mksnowboarder

Seriously, alcohol is so cheap, I can't understand why you'd take such extreme measures to potentiate it.

When I was living in California, sure, alcohol was nice and cheap.

Here in Australia, alcohol is expensive as fuck.

OT: The simplest way to do this would be to put your ass in the air and stick the neck of the bottle right in.

A really fucked up way to drink, but I guess if you need to save your throat or something, go for it.

[Benjamin Linus]

Seems like somebody tried that and posted about it here, like 6-8 months ago. If I remember correctly he said it burnt like hell and caused him to shit blood for a day. He didn't recommend it. That scenario seems pretty plausible to me.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

lol hypothetically IV vodka could make a handle last like 3 months

[Naffy]

Done it with beer and a funnel. my advice? Just do it.

[ArmsMerchant]

Back in the 60s, red wine was the preferred alcohol of choice for such anal shenanigans.