stash safe

[flx88]

anybody have some ideas on a good stash safe that I could keep at my office out in open or at home that has easy access to and that will hold some pills

[shopping cart for brains]

altoids tins
christ almighty people

[bleh]

Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

your pocket.
christ almighty people

fix'd

[shopping cart for brains]

an altoids tin in your pocket

preferably a cargo pocket ya dig?

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by flx88

anybody have some ideas on a good stash safe that I could keep at my office out in open or at home that has easy access to and that will hold some pills

Fuck you.

[Zombie Food]

I second altoid tins.

[Swineflew]

Yea, use altoid tins since every fucker in the world keeps their shit in one it must work.

Hell my grandma keeps change in her tins.

[Built To Last]

I don't know how many times I've been stopped by the cops and asked, "What's in the Altoid's tin?"

[Savino]

Inside of a pen like that guy from prison break

[The Artful Dodger]

yer mouf

[komokazi]

Your fucking pocket.

[delysid]

Up your ass.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Ok since nobody seems to be taking you seriously, I'm gonna help you out. I'm not a mastercraftsman (more of a masturbator ) but here goes

You're gonna need:
-six 2X4s of pressure-treated wood
-a box of nails
-hammer
-paint
-about 12 feet of copper wire

Once you've acquired these, report back and I'll help you get started.

[delysid]

Originally Posted by M. Samuel Chevalier

Ok since nobody seems to be taking you seriously, I'm gonna help you out. I'm not a mastercraftsman (more of a masturbator ) but here goes

You're gonna need:
-six 2X4s of pressure-treated wood
-a box of nails
-hammer
-paint
-about 12 feet of copper wire

Once you've acquired these, report back and I'll help you get started.

Carry on...

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

lol jk i got nothin

[vovka351]

Keychain prescription pill holder. It's meant for holding pills and makes it look like you're legally prescribed them.

[delysid]

Originally Posted by M. Samuel Chevalier

lol jk i got nothin

tell me... TELL ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[The Duke]

Originally Posted by M. Samuel Chevalier

Ok since nobody seems to be taking you seriously, I'm gonna help you out. I'm not a mastercraftsman (more of a masturbator ) but here goes

You're gonna need:
-six 2X4s of pressure-treated wood
-a box of nails
-hammer
-paint
-about 12 feet of copper wire

Once you've acquired these, report back and I'll help you get started.

That'd be a pretty big stash box and I don't even know what you'd use the wire for!

[Swineflew]

Originally Posted by M. Samuel Chevalier

lol jk i got nothin

You fucker. I also got excited to hear what the wire was for.

[emf]

Bag inside laptop CD drive, mouse or pencil sharper? Get creative!

[delysid]

If you have a set of drawers which are fixed to the floor you can take out the bottom drawer, and put stuff in the place beneath it.

[Swineflew]

Get a plant, fern whatever and put a hallowed rock (the kind for spare keys) in the pot since its dirty people aren't going to be fucking with it. If a bigger plant isn't an option you could also use the fake rock as a doorstop paperweight or put some googly eyes on it and make it a pet rock.