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Old 07-17-2012, 06:05 AM
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Should not receive a shock from the water.

You could try the faraday cage method mixed with the salt water - create a faraday cage for around the anklet/your foot, then submerge your foot in water.

Depending on the signal strength of your bracelet (I assume the unit used to track your distance is in your home?), this should suffice in holding in the signal.

The reaction they might have from a complete loss of signal is another story, but from what you have said, you don't care about that part.

Another thing you could look into (which I would advise using after you have left your home, possibly at a mate's place) is a plasma cutter. They are expensive to buy outright (well, not a whole lot, but a decent one would probably be $1k+), but I am sure one of your mates could rent one for a short period of time to help you do your business. Since your anklet is a bit loose, I would slide a welder's mit or something over your foot in the off chance the flame is going to touch your ankle.
plasma cutter won't work on any of the plastic/rubber parts unless you wrap something conductive around it
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:43 AM
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For hydrochloric acid, scrape off the rubber, and use a rag to apply it to the metal. Keep adding more acid, as reacting with the metal will deplete it. Any concentration will work, but higher concentration is faster. It will cause a chemical burn, so keep it away from skin.

Look up electrolysis to get the basics. The power supply and scrap metal are integral to the process, and have nothing to do with the alarm. Only the part of the band you wish to erode needs to be submerged. It will not shock you if you use a low voltage power supply.

You can find all kinds of security screw bits online, but there's a much easier way. Use a dremel rotary tool to cut a slot in the top of the screw, and convert it to a regular flat head screw. I do this all the time when taking apart things with stupid security screws.

If you don't care about triggering an alarm, then simply open the plastic case and remove the battery. Definitely the easiest method. The strap can then be removed at your leisure.

A plasma cutter will work very well, but has the mild side effect of causing major third degree burns on your ankle.
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:48 AM
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OP how is this progressing?
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:51 AM
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from what ive read hardened steel dissolves very slowly in hydrochloric acid, a couple days submerged.. would it take just as long with the electrolysis method? i think he will try cutting slots in the screws and taking it apart.. good idea didnt even think of that.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:34 AM
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Electrolysis is certainly faster. It can go as fast as the power supply will allow.

You'll cut the screws? I think you mean your friend will.
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:11 AM
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:36 AM
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Use cutters to expose the steel and then dremel through it. This whole process should take about 2 minutes. ideally, you'd keep moving while this is happening, so I guess get a battery powered dremel and a car. Chuck the bracelet out the window when you're done.

The 20 minute rating is a joke.

I do hope you have your plans for a new life set. Best of luck to you, OP.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:58 AM
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No, don't use a battery powered dremel. They have a habit of going dead right before finishing a cut. Though I do find the irony delightful.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:29 AM
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if he tries unscrewing and taking it apart, when do you suppose the alarm will be triggered? when a screw is removed? when it is loosened? and what are the little golden circles between the screws?
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:45 AM
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i think your best bet would be to go the electrolysis method as spatula said, getting it off without tripping it. You could be gone for hours before they even realize your gone rather than them get alerted immediatley and be on the lookout. you have to be smarter than the bracelet, not brute force it. nothing is impossible if you put enough thought into it.
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:53 AM
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if he tries unscrewing and taking it apart, when do you suppose the alarm will be triggered? when a screw is removed? when it is loosened? and what are the little golden circles between the screws?
Assume the worst. I would make the screw cuts in your home, and unscrew in your car on the freeway. They would not be able to track it to the exact car, so finding you might be difficult once the alarm goes off.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:19 PM
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i think your best bet would be to go the electrolysis method as spatula said, getting it off without tripping it. You could be gone for hours before they even realize your gone rather than them get alerted immediatley and be on the lookout. you have to be smarter than the bracelet, not brute force it. nothing is impossible if you put enough thought into it.
Best of luck to you OP and to your new life!
i dont think he has all the tools necessary to do that. he lost all his shit when he got arrested right before bills so hes livin w his third party now. gonna have to call a friend and have them bring over a dremel.
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Old 07-20-2012, 06:31 PM
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I'm so damn excited to hear how this goes.

There has got to be a way to cut that with some tool.
Anything similar to the jaws of life that could be rented from somewhere?
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:03 AM
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so my friends gettin a pneumatic stone/diamond cutter we're just gonna cut thru it do you think that will work? i don't know exactly which cutter it is or the brand r nething but he says it will cut thru im waiting for him to get back to me on the exact name
he says he has a set and they look like this but "stone" and hes seen them cut thru steel
http://www.diamondtoolstore.com/stor...roducts_id=378
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subscribing because this is cool

i thought i'd attempt something like this before i was sentenced to house arrest, but they don't even check up on me, let alone stick me with an anklet. so i don't care.

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Old 07-23-2012, 02:26 AM
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Those bits won't work very well. They're better suited to engraving than fast cutting. Diamond bits aren't optimal for steel either. The grit size is too small, making it cut very slow.

This is best for what you want. It can either cut slots in the screws, or cut through the entire band.

Also, I suggest immersing the monitor into a bucket of salt water. It serves three purposes: muffling the alarm, attenuating radio signals, and shorting out the electronics. If you do this before removing the screws, it probably won't trigger an alarm, but there's still the concern of the absence of any signal triggering an alert.
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Haha I'm free angle grinder + cutoff wheel got thru it n less than 20 sec.
Almost caught my pants on fire tho haha
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What a rude ass.

Didn't even say thank you or goodbye.
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The fact he's posting here means he probably isn't smart enough to survive on the lam. The mere act of posting here will help draw a bearing to his hide out. I give him 6 months.
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The fact he's posting here means he probably isn't smart enough to survive on the lam. The mere act of posting here will help draw a bearing to his hide out. I give him 6 months.
Well i'd hope he's using TOR for all his internet use by now.
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Of course thanks to everyone fr the help I'm not ungrateful I was just Ina hurry when I posted tht last msg.. Yea if anyone wants to kno don't bother w the other methods just cut thru that sht w a grinder lol takes 15 sec the alarm didn't even go off.. Cops didn't even get to my house fr 5-10 min
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What did you do to get 20 years? Lol
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:09 PM
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Good luck. Fuck as many broads as you can before you get caught.
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What did you do to get 20 years? Lol
It wasn't first degree burglary was it? Cuz if it was, lol I think I know who you are. I just looked up a list of recent fugitives in your area. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
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OP was caught smoking weed in public, lunged at a policeman with a knife, and was consequently shot at 12 times.

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OP was caught smoking weed in public, lunged at a policeman with a knife, and was consequently shot at 12 times.

RIP OP
Or maybe OP is at the police station right now sucking some cop's dick.
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or smart enough to not be posting in this here honeypot
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Lol I got 1 class a 2 b's 3 c felonies nd 1 a misd not gonna post the charges but they're tryin to give me 35-99 yrs now if I get caught..
Nd fox that's not me I got Rob 1 it was a store nd I wasn't bein sneaky lol
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Have fun rotting in the pen.

Eventually, you will be caught. It's inevitable.
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Maybe we should have a living on the lamb thread?
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Why dosen't the OP just use a sawzall and cut the bitch off and run? You guys are thinking too complicated. A sawzall will take that piece of junk bracelet off in less than 30sec.

1. Pack up/Get ready to run.
2. Cut off bracelet with sawzall.
3. Run like hell and enjoy your freedom.
4. Get caught and go back to jail.
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How old are u OP?

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OP. I can give you a new identity and a new life. PM me for details.
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So anyone hear from this guy? Did they catch him?
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So anyone hear from this guy? Did they catch him?
I really hope not. If i was facing 35 to life I assure you I would not put my guard down. Probably live out in the forest for a couple of years and then get a motorcycle eventually so its easier to evade the cops should I get pulled over. 35 to life means I'm avoiding that shit any way possible.
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He probably got caught posting shit on zoklet
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I think it's possible. Kill your fingerprints, do some low level BI stuff to get some living cash, get a job working construction or some such off the books, etc. It's not a glamorous life but better than 35 years of rape.
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