don't bother cooking bacon on a George Foreman grill

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

If you knew anything about cooking you would understand why you're having this problem and could easily avoid it. Anyone that blames their problems on a tool or machine is a failure and needs to be castrated or punched in the cunt repeatedly.

It's not the machine's fault that you're a stupid fucking whore who constantly thinks about cock when you're trying to do the only virtuous act your kind is supposedly capable of.

it's a universal problem for people who like crispy bacon. now stop projecting

[Sir Cornwell]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Use another frying pan to cover them then, noob.

Aluminium foil makes a good cover.

[Number13]

Crispy bacon + HPsauce/cheese that has been melted in the bacon fat + your proffered bread is the god sandwich.