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Old 07-25-2012, 12:47 AM
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why does stealing other peoples lawn furniture sound so easy
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:51 AM
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Fucking faggot that's what I thought "Oh I'm in Toronto all the time" little bitch princess LOLLLLLLL go deep throat a cock for more crack.
I've got stacks taller then your squid ass ... I've been to Toronto once ... and it's pretty horrible .. Your mayor is a faggot and so are you ... You prolly go to the pride festival ...
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:51 AM
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why does stealing other peoples lawn furniture sound so easy
Why steal it when you can take it to the curb and then take it out with their garbage?
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:53 AM
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Why steal it when you can take it to the curb and then take it out with their garbage?
lol , tpb ..
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because i want to use it in my backyard
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:55 AM
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I've got stacks taller then your squid ass ... I've been to Toronto once ... and it's pretty horrible .. Your mayor is a faggot and so are you ... You prolly go to the pride festival ...
little crack smoking badger LOL
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:56 AM
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because i want to use it in my backyard
Well once it's garbage you can do anything you want with it... Where's the problem
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little crack smoking badger LOL
Offended ? .. not in the slightest ...
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:59 AM
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Offended ? .. not in the slightest ...
I don't care, I know for a fact I would smash you though.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:15 AM
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I don't care, I know for a fact I would smash you though.
Gear down big rig ! ... The only thing you will be smashing is apples so you can successfully eat something after I break your jaw clean off ...
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:19 AM
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lol it took you that long to come up with that response? Didn't you say you weighed 150 lbs? I've fucked bitches that weighed that much.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:22 AM
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Oh SNAPS!! Niggas in TRT finna throw dem bows!!

N yeah GG- I watched snow on tha bluff coupl;e nights ago as per your recommendation.

Made me kinda uncomfortable. Real TNB fo sho.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:28 AM
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Oh SNAPS!! Niggas in TRT finna throw dem bows!!
lol you're a funny nigga casper
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:31 AM
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lol it took you that long to come up with that response? Didn't you say you weighed 150 lbs? I've fucked bitches that weighed that much.
I fucked bitches that weigh 180 ... does that change anything ...

It's just as bad that you were waiting .. REFRESHING the page I bet to wait for a responce from me ...
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:32 AM
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cutting up weed with scissors because i lost my grinder
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:32 AM
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fuckin 5 spider black window crew spinnin webs all over my back door, tryin to punk me. Gettin kinda scary cuz apparently these are some need breed of brown widow thats 10x as poisonous as the old ones, and I spray them for like 10 seconds, and they fall down and then crawl around all crazy for a while, and then g back to whatever they were doing. Not cool bro.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:34 AM
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lol you're a funny nigga casper
Just tryin to be real up in dis mug.

Id fuck all yall niggas up...if the fight lasted less than 3 or 4 minutes. After that, imma have to sit down and catch my breath, rub some tiger balm on my knuckles, do some yoga...
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:35 AM
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I fucked bitches that weigh 180 ... does that change anything ...

It's just as bad that you were waiting .. REFRESHING the page I bet to wait for a responce from me ...
Come give me a nice sloppy blowjob.....I'll give you a 20 blast.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:37 AM
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Just tryin to be real up in dis mug.

Id fuck all yall niggas up...if the fight lasted less than 3 or 4 minutes. After that, imma have to sit down and catch my breath, rub some tiger balm on my knuckles, do some yoga...
I know you're a big nigga but I got cardio for days though. I can jog at least 8 miles nonstop so I think you would have to put me down during those 3-4 minutes.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:55 AM
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I know you're a big nigga but I got cardio for days though. I can jog at least 8 miles nonstop so I think you would have to put me down during those 3-4 minutes.
Seriously who are you ? .. nobody ... that's what I figured ..
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:56 AM
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Seriously who are you ? .. nobody ... that's what I figured ..
I would make you my girlfriend
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:02 AM
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I would make you my girlfriend
Why ? , because you like men ?

I don't get it ..
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:03 AM
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Why ? , because you like men ?

I don't get it ..
Not really but I would just throw a wig on you and give you a spray of perfume before I put my dick into your asshole and pretend that youre a female.
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:10 AM
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Not really but I would just throw a wig on you and give you a spray of perfume before I put my dick into your asshole and pretend that youre a female.
Yeah u like men ... Fucking gay ...
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:19 AM
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http://tinychat.com/trrtchat
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:51 AM
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Lol I got fired for not making quota...fuck that noise anyways.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:02 AM
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No I didn't get paid, I had to get $120 in one day to make staff and get a full time position. I came close yesterday with $105, I had three days. I didn't raise shit today. Don't ever do that stupid bullshit, it's madness.
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:06 AM
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do some mushrooms for migraines shit works miracles
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:37 AM
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Oh SNAPS!! Niggas in TRT finna throw dem bows!!

N yeah GG- I watched snow on tha bluff coupl;e nights ago as per your recommendation.

Made me kinda uncomfortable. Real TNB fo sho.
Ya it was pretty intense I was like damn.

I just smoked a blunt we doing nitrous and I be drinking beerskis
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:00 AM
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:09 AM
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butylone and 25i go together like butter and bread

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Old 07-25-2012, 07:40 AM
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:49 AM
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Oh thank GOD. I can finally start making some fucking MONEY again...

THANKS LA!!!
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:51 AM
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butylone and 25i go together like butter and bread

Drake - Still Fly (Butch Clancy RMX) - YouTube

eyeballing 25i isn't always the best idea.
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I am really fucking high and tripping right now. been eating butylone bombs and vaping itr every time I CAN and i dipped into my 25i and vaped IT AND NOw i'm scarface. this page dosn't even make sense.
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I sit for 15 minutes in my new all-leather computer chair, annoyed at this nondescript lump thats preventing me from getting comfortable. I shift around to smooth it out, but to no avail. Finally I lift the cushion. Ahhh.... a loaded gun with the hammer cocked back, pointed directly at my taint. My house is just a wonderland of drugs and childish whimsy.
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