Yea, you know guys I actually kind of care about her and how she sees me.
Like I'm actually going to write that I killed a raped a family...
How the hell do I do that?
Or you could've not been a pussy and wrote how you have romantic/sexual thoughts about her, I mean one of two things would've happened;
-She reads it, you come home, get to blow your load in her.
-She reads it and things become very awkward.
If the latter happens, just be like "maybe you shouldn't read my diary, I put that in there to freak you out, did it work?" and go on being civil roommates and share a chuckle.
But the fact you didn't even try to fuck makes us all know you're actually gay.
Shame on you.
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Or you could've not been a pussy and wrote how you have romantic/sexual thoughts about her, I mean one of two things would've happened;
-She reads it, you come home, get to blow your load in her.
-She reads it and things become very awkward.
If the latter happens, just be like "maybe you shouldn't read my diary, I put that in there to freak you out, did it work?" and go on being civil roommates and share a chuckle.
But the fact you didn't even try to fuck makes us all know you're actually gay.
Shame on you.
Hmm, well I don't really agree with your methods. If I had wrote that I have feelings for her and then bailed on it like you suggested. "Haha, I wrote that as a joke, heh, I don't actually love you heh"... That would make it even more awkward and gay.
If I was to write that I had feelings for her, it wouldn't be because I wanted to fuck her, it would be because it was true.
OMFG you failed so hard on this. Seriously, the sexual dream idea where you weren't sure who the chick was but it could've been the roomate would have been golden.
Epic fucking fail. No chick wants the super sensitive guy "zomg I write really personal things, please respect my privacy". Fucks sake.
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If I was to write that I had feelings for her, it wouldn't be because I wanted to fuck her, it would be because it was true.
Aren't you just a big hearted fella, you might wanna call up Nicholas Sparks and collaborate on his next publication.
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Hmm, well I don't really agree with your methods. If I had wrote that I have feelings for her and then bailed on it like you suggested. "Haha, I wrote that as a joke, heh, I don't actually love you heh"... That would make it even more awkward and gay.
If I was to write that I had feelings for her, it wouldn't be because I wanted to fuck her, it would be because it was true.
Sounds like you are more awkward in any social situation than a serial killer getting interviewed by the police while still wearing his last victim's skin.
lol guys nothing is ruined here. She still reads my journal. Except now she's super nice to me and pretends to be interested in me and my life. She must feel guilty or something, but why DOES SHE STILL FUCKING READ IT?
What would drive a woman to peer into a man's secret log of past events and thoughts?
I've been having my own sort of fun with it though. I wrote this really long entry about what happened to me one night after work a week or so ago. Then we were talking and I said "oh you know what that reminds me of something from last week, i don't think I told you" and then I proceeded to say the exact same thing I wrote in my journal, all the while she has to pretend that she didn't already know that shit. She was saying stuff like "oh really? wow" and asking questions like it was her first time.
And ate, what the hell do you mean by that? Honestly complex? You are honestly complex, bro. Would you mind elaborating or something on that one
Simple... Write about some other girl. Just say you met some girl but you don't want it getting serious because (insert reason here ie you work too much and don't have time). So basically you're only looking for a fling, a fuck buddy if you will. Wait a day or two then write some detailed sex story about you and this imaginary girl, make it filthy get your room mate enticed. Then give it a few days then write something saying that this girl wanted to get serious and you didn't want it you were just looking for a good fuck. Then you 'break it off' with imaginary girl, bring home a 6 pack and offer your roomie to have a drink with you whilst you watch a movie. Make sure it's got some sex scene in it and you're good to go.
The sexual dream, do it. Write that you made love to her in a dream, let her read about it. Make sure the dreams continue on a nightly basis, progressing in intensity, vagueness of meaning, and awkwardness during your waking moments together. It'll be romantic, funny and original. Just like me.
I'm not so sure I understand what you want the endgame to be, OBC. It seems as if you want her to keep reading your journal, which is perfectly fine.
If you're not going to confront her about it - or don't mind that she's reading it - then, I have to ask...what are you hoping to get out of this? I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, so don't take that the wrong way, I just want to hear it from you.
What - in your mind - are you hoping to accomplish? Best case scenario, have at it.
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I'm not so sure I understand what you want the endgame to be, OBC. It seems as if you want her to keep reading your journal, which is perfectly fine.
If you're not going to confront her about it - or don't mind that she's reading it - then, I have to ask...what are you hoping to get out of this? I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, so don't take that the wrong way, I just want to hear it from you.
What - in your mind - are you hoping to accomplish? Best case scenario, have at it.
Yea you know what I really don't know lol.
I just figured that this opportunity has come up so I want to try to make something of it. She is indeed very beautiful but isn't the type of girl to just "fuck around". Think more along the lines of a decent, naive, "pure" if you will, type of girl.
I would try to bang her but it just won't happen, she's not like that.
In fact though I want to date her, she would be a really good girlfriend. I'm thinking to wait until I get my own place before I tell her I want her, because I did the whole "live with girlfriend who you barely know" thing and it didn't work out so well. Once we are separated physically we can start being together intimately.
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The gayest thing about this thread is that the OP keeps a journal. >.>
lol what? Writing down your thoughts and adventures is gay?
I just figured that this opportunity has come up so I want to try to make something of it. She is indeed very beautiful but isn't the type of girl to just "fuck around". Think more along the lines of a decent, naive, "pure" if you will, type of girl.
I would try to bang her but it just won't happen, she's not like that.
In fact though I want to date her, she would be a really good girlfriend. I'm thinking to wait until I get my own place before I tell her I want her, because I did the whole "live with girlfriend who you barely know" thing and it didn't work out so well. Once we are separated physically we can start being together intimately.
lol what? Writing down your thoughts and adventures is gay?
Good - that's a really mature approach to things. You're right, living with a girlfriend you don't really know seldom turns out okay. It's also very adult of you to wait until you're moved out to engage in a relationship with her.
I'm surprised someone so smart and responsible is posting on Zoklet.
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I just figured that this opportunity has come up so I want to try to make something of it. She is indeed very beautiful but isn't the type of girl to just "fuck around". Think more along the lines of a decent, naive, "pure" if you will, type of girl.
I would try to bang her but it just won't happen, she's not like that.
Chances are, you are gravely mistaken.
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In fact though I want to date her, she would be a really good girlfriend. I'm thinking to wait until I get my own place before I tell her I want her, because I did the whole "live with girlfriend who you barely know" thing and it didn't work out so well. Once we are separated physically we can start being together intimately.
That doesn't even make any sense.
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If she is still reading about it you should put something like "I think the agency/bureau is on to me" and continue with that, mess with her.
This would be really funny, but it could go badly if he actually ends up reported to the police. If I did did do anything likke this--and I wouldn't--I think I would write a vague entry one day about "the plan" and all the supplies I bought. Then the next day I would write a graphic story about kidnapping, murder, the dissolving of bodies etc.
What can OP do now? Well, if he'll stop being a little sissy, he could write about crude, hopefully made-up, habits such as urinating in inappropriate places, interest in strange forms of pornography, walking around the apartment naked when the roommate is out, urinating in jars or bottles and saving them, getting drunk off of alcohol enemas or any other revolting practices. He could also write about other embarrassing or morally corrupt behavior such as emergent homosexual feelings, membership in a neo-Nazi organization or stealing from children. With a little creativity, he could give us a story to chuckle over, or he could just continue jerking us off and refusing to do anything fun.
Code a journal entry and hide the cipher around your apartment, give clues in the book written like random notes: "It's where you sit - that's too easy }{ It's under the thing that produces noise when you put a shiny circle in it. - perfect" and put in the code something about her reading your journal and how you know about it and you should talk or you could send her on a treasure-esque hunt each with a note, if she goes through that much trouble to do it it obviously means a lot to her.
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That doesn't make a lot of sense, Numbers. The point of the journal is that it is a vessel for personal thoughts, something that she would be reading while thinking that OP doesn't know she's reading it. OP has somewhat diminished this advantage, but he could still do something with it if he exercises restraint. If he wanted to send her on a treasure hunt, he could just leave a note on her bedroom door or on the kitchen table.
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I don't think I will be sending her on a treasure hunt, I am too lazy lol. Thanks for the suggestion though.
Last night I had a legit dream that I was fucking another girl that I know. It was kind of a very embarassing self-exposing type of dream (just the scenario and what happened after), maybe I should write that down.
I put my journal in a shoebox beside my bed with a bunch of other random items in it (keys, wallet, ipod, etc) and I noticed today upon returning from work that she hadn't in fact read my journal. Maybe she couldn't find it?
Should I take it back out and put it somewhere easier to find? Or just keep it in the box and kind of make her search for it?
Write about how some eight-year-old boy dropped a five dollar bill in a store without noticing, and you picked it up and kept it, chuckling quietly at your triumph.
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You really fucked this one up OBC. There are so many things I would have done. This is a scenario that I would do a lot of illegal things to obtain. A hot girl who reads your journal, you know it, and she doesn't know that you know it. WOW you fucked up big time. What ever came out of this by the way.
You really fucked this one up OBC. There are so many things I would have done. This is a scenario that I would do a lot of illegal things to obtain. A hot girl who reads your journal, you know it, and she doesn't know that you know it. WOW you fucked up big time. What ever came out of this by the way.
Bitch, this shit is 7 months old.
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You really fucked this one up OBC. There are so many things I would have done. This is a scenario that I would do a lot of illegal things to obtain. A hot girl who reads your journal, you know it, and she doesn't know that you know it. WOW you fucked up big time. What ever came out of this by the way.
I don't believe I messed up, really. Sure I probably shouldn't have wrote that I think she's reading it, but I wasn't about to write about killing and raping people or ejaculating on her bed sheets.
What came of it? Absolutely nothing. I moved out, got my own place, and she got a dumbass long distance boyfriend. There is so much I could write about this guy, he just makes me sick to my stomach. And I'm not jealous either, I just heavily, heavily dislike him and if I ever see him in person it'll be written all over my face, I wouldn't even be able to pretend to like him for her sake.
I still see her once every little while, maybe a few times a month. However we have never talked about the diary (I mean journal) incident, ever. And now it's probably too late to bring it up.
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