Official Drug Smuggling thread of Zoklet - Page 3

ThunderDownUnder · #81 07-25-2012, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SoulButter

Surely this cannot be true

Not even trolling, my friend.

**meateor** · #82 07-25-2012, 05:53 AM

Even though the dog may not smell your drugs, you can be damn sure that he'll smell your fear.

jimzyboi123 · #83 07-28-2012, 04:34 PM

mix coke into oil paint.
make an oil painting with the drug ridden paining
when you get off the plane dry it out ^.^

failing that stick it up your ass inside a condom and crap it out on he other side of your journey

reject · #84 07-28-2012, 04:36 PM

When I came back from Amsterdam I had about 4g of hash and 2g of bud in my pockets. Just walked straight through.

Hypothetically, of course. I'd never break laws or take drugs across borders.

Illegal Immigrant · #85 07-28-2012, 04:37 PM

train thousands of carrier pigeons to each transport a small amount of cocaine to an undisclosed location inside the united states.

swpk · #86 07-28-2012, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimzyboi123

mix coke into oil paint.
make an oil painting with the drug ridden paining
when you get off the plane dry it out ^.^

failing that stick it up your ass inside a condom and crap it out on he other side of your journey

did you even read page two, ive already said this.

jimzyboi123 · #87 07-30-2012, 12:01 PM

heres another one put it in a salt shaker / salt grinder

to them its just salt on the x ray
just make it look unopened

SoulButter · #88 08-04-2012, 05:19 PM

Back home from Quito. I'm going to miss her but it was a great experience. On my last night there, after a couple drinks at a bar the guy who advertises the menu outside walks up to us and goes (in Spanish) "So, you guys want any *sniffs and wipes nose* ...Water?"

It wasn't as cheap as it should have been but that was the first time I had ever done coke, and I believe it was really good. In the airport from Quito to Guayaquil I could have easily walked through security with an 8-ball in each pocket and a slab on my chest but the other airports had better security.