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Old 04-06-2012, 04:36 AM
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What are some types of public benefits available to the average person?

How easy is it to get Welfare, food stamps and other benefits? What are the best and easiest to get?

Im 21 soon so I know I can get FAFSA because ill be a independent. I also heard I can go into food stamp building and get $300 on the spot by saying Im indigent.

Can you get anything alongside unemployment or a job?

Throw some ideas my way at the least. Thanks

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Old 04-06-2012, 04:40 AM
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Not really easy at all, to get welfare you have to be disabled or have children. But Food Stamps are somewhat easier to get.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:46 AM
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Anything is good though. Free money is the best kind. Apparently there is a lot of it out there, thousands and thousands.

Free money from the Gov with under the table money would be nice, really nice since I have almost no bills.

From free housing to free cellphone service and so on. Just read a article other day were some sandnigger stole $800, 000 over five year span in benefits, he played all the angles though. Even didnt pay his gas bill so he could tap into some kind of welfare emergency money.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:50 AM
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What are some types of public benefits available to the average person?

How easy is it to get Welfare, food stamps and other benefits? What are the best and easiest to get?

Im 21 soon so I know I can get FAFSA because ill be a independent. I also heard I can go into food stamp building and get $300 on the spot by saying Im indigent.

Can you get anything alongside unemployment or a job?

Throw some ideas my way at the least. Thanks
TANF (welfare) is for people with kids. SSI can take forever to get on, but is worth it. "Food stamps" are still fairly easy to get. FAFSA is a godsend too, my friend who is registered at a community college gets roughly $1,700 back every semester, books leave him around $1,200.
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I always wonder if those infomercials have some truth in them. Apparently they claim the government has grants that they dont want you to know about, I dunno, it is something worth checking into.
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I used to live off FAFSA, got like 2,500 every semester back after my classes were paid for.
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:27 AM
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Foods were easy for me to get.

I looked it up online and found a website where I entered my income and housing expenses, and it gave me an estimate of what I would receive. Then I went in to talk to a social worker that called and verified my UI and rent, and then gave me a card(swipe card....hmmm...) and let me know how much I'll get and when I'll get it.
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:30 AM
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I wonder how hard it would be to use a card reader writer and try to set a food stamp card to use other folks food stamps. Like altering the data a little and then writting to a blank card.
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:34 AM
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FAFSA is a godsend too, my friend who is registered at a community college gets roughly $1,700 back every semester, books leave him around $1,200.
How long is a semester? Isn't he still left with debt from schooling?
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:36 AM
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How long is a semester? Isn't he still left with debt from schooling?
Roughly 6 months. You don't repay Pell Grants.
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:39 AM
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Bump for more ideas.

Which can I apply for online and have the stuff direct deposited to my bank. Id rather not go into a office atmosphere filled with filthy lowlifes.

Lets game the system!
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:58 PM
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Bump for more ideas.

Which can I apply for online and have the stuff direct deposited to my bank. Id rather not go into a office atmosphere filled with filthy lowlifes.

Lets game the system!
I am interested too.Not office but online app.

Interested in anything that can get me a loan ,based on online application, without too much verification (could be payday loan , shark loans , etc )
P.M. if you don;t want to make it public.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:26 AM
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am i eligible for unemployment checks after being laid off four months ago? shoulda checked sooner but i didn't.

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Old 04-11-2012, 11:34 AM
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Food stamps are easy to get if you're dirt poor in America. A starving nation is an angry rioting nation yanno?

State funded welfare is much harder to get than food stamps, but if you can prove to the case manager that you can't work, you might be able to get it.

SSI, what I'm on, is apparently impossible to get unless you truly are disabled. I was lucky enough to get on the good side of a district court judge who told the feds that I'm fucked in the head and really can't work.

if you make any sort of felonies they pull your funding so I'm doing the best I can to follow the law to a T
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jobseekrs allowance

piss easy to get on jsa
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Old 07-31-2012, 06:52 PM
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I've been working for a couple months now. I am currently working 40+ hours a week at $15+/hourly.

I'm still receiving foods stamps.
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