Trolling people while driving

[Miley Highrus]

This shit gives me so much lulz. When you do it on purpose and you just watch and wait for that moment when the honk or throw their hands up lol.

Today I was on the highway(well the end of one) and it's the first light. The speed limit is still 55-65 or something but there is a few lights before it turns into regular roads completely. Anyways, I pull up to the light and was first in line to my right a semi. I was looking at my phone and it turned green so someone honked. Normally, I wouldn't care but it had to be about 2 seconds after the light changed and it was a women. So I just accelerated with the semi. You should of seen her reaction. I'd get a bit ahead of it almost giving her a gap to pass then slow down right when she was about too. She kept throwing her hands up and was so upset.

[The Pat-Man]

i was mad at you for a sec but then i realized she started that shit so fuck that bitch.


way more lulz to be had at highway onramps though

[broseph]

i hope you cause a massive accident where nobody is hurt except yourself.

a broken nose that will only heal into an ugly beak, that is what you deserve for making light of careering around in 2-ton chunks of metal at high speeds.

[Miley Highrus]

Party poopers. Trust me I get just as mad at anyone at slow/bad drivers but that doesn't mean there are not lulz to be had. I'd like to ride on the highway and look for someone. Get in front of them and slow it down slowly not fast to be obvious. When they change lanes just stay near and a few minutes later do it again. And so on.

You could also anticipate the green light and lay on the horn from about 1 second until it turns until they start moving.

[p6867]

Get a friend and drive 45 mph on a 2 lane highway. I used to do that in high school, we called it minimum speed limit.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by p6867

Get a friend and drive 45 mph on a 2 lane highway. I used to do that in high school, we called it minimum speed limit.

Lol. It drives me nuts when I'm behind two parallel cars that are both going the exact same speed.

[HampTheToker]

I got cut off by a nun once.

I still gave that bitch the finger.

[Xlite]

Just drive up behind random cars and start to honk for no reason at all except the following lulz.

People will think they dun something wrong, untill eventually they realize you're trolling.
Do it at red lights for extra lulz.

[The Chuggernaut]

These aren't even that good. I drive for a living, and taping a fast food cup to the top of my car can only go so far

[whocares]

LOL You call that trolling? That's just bad driving.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by whocares

LOL You call that trolling? That's just bad driving.

whocares

[33% God]

Originally Posted by p6867

Get a friend and drive 45 mph on a 2 lane highway. I used to do that in high school, we called it minimum speed limit.

That's actually called something like "illegally creating a barrier" or some shit. A bunch of kids in Arizona thought it would be funny to do this on a 4 lane highway. It was funny, until they all got arrested. Still funny to me.

[ChinaCat]

Yeah i fucking love when you look back and see them do that throw up their hands thing

If people are tailgating and i check them a few times and they dont get the hint i slow wayyy the fuck down, and drop it into second and floor it for the passing zones

[BITCH TITZ]

I love slowing down when some faggots on my bumper then speeding up when he tries to pass. only good on two lane roads

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

/trolled

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

I love slowing down when some faggots on my bumper then speeding up when he tries to pass.

Haha yes, I used to do this all the time. People assume that because my car is 35 years old (my old cars were even older, from the 1960s) that I drive slowly - bollocks, I drive at the same speed as everyone else (usually faster on twisty roads - anyone can drive fast in a straight line, but where's the fun in that?)

Sitting in fifth gear and Mr. Audi is hanging off of my bumper... put it into neutral and coast to slow down... watch the mirror and as soon as I see the bastard move out, put it straight into third gear and floor it.

Unfortunately my new car is so slow that most people can still overtake me despite doing this.

[broseph]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Haha yes, I used to do this all the time. People assume that because my car is 35 years old (my old cars were even older, from the 1960s) that I drive slowly - bollocks, I drive at the same speed as everyone else (usually faster on twisty roads - anyone can drive fast in a straight line, but where's the fun in that?)

Sitting in fifth gear and Mr. Audi is hanging off of my bumper... put it into neutral and coast to slow down... watch the mirror and as soon as I see the bastard move out, put it straight into third gear and floor it.

Unfortunately my new car is so slow that most people can still overtake me despite doing this.

i'm in yorkshire, too. what car have you got now?

tell me it's a Morris Minor.

don't you think that modern cars are soulless machines, whereas older ones are beautiful and full of character and love for design? it happened in the '90's.

[skygear]

Minimum speed limit was a horrible game we played also on 4 lane highways late at night.

I have a buddy that if you tailgate, or draw attention to yourself on the roadways. He singles you out and will merge, drive slow, or anything else within the law just to make a point and be an ass!

Another thing is, if someone is doing similar antics, I use the shoulder. Even on the highway. If I'm doing +70 in the fast lane and you can't take the hint with my lights coming up on your ass, I rip into the shoulder and continue my journey. On occasion I have been known to swerve menacingly back into a lane a little too close.

[Mor3BL7]

i remember we used to get stoned and drive upto random peoples houses, start honking the horn, then if they would come out we'd drive away

was stupid but we were hi so it was funnie

[YoureATowel]

Originally Posted by Mor3BL7

i remember we used to get stoned and drive upto random peoples houses, start honking the horn, then if they would come out we'd drive away

was stupid but we were hi so it was funnie

[SteamPunk]

You guys are assholes.

Originally Posted by Unwires

Party poopers. Trust me I get just as mad at anyone at slow/bad drivers but that doesn't mean there are not lulz to be had. I'd like to ride on the highway and look for someone. Get in front of them and slow it down slowly not fast to be obvious. When they change lanes just stay near and a few minutes later do it again. And so on...

I probably met you in New Mexico when I had been driving for 13 hours straight. Punk ass did just this so I followed them to a gas station to fight and they drove away all scared and shit.

You're a fucking pussy. I was only 125lbs at the time, bitch.

[whocares]

lol this one time i was driving bad then people honked at me therefore i trolled them herp derp im a bad driver

[cellophane]

Normally, I'm not one for fucking around while driving, but I HATE when assholes try to pass me just for the fun of it. Every single time this happens, we both end up at the same red light. So, it's not saving them any time or anything. When I'm on a 2 lane road and I notice that someone is trying to pass me (and I'm going a decent speed) I like to speed the fuck up as well. Make it impossible for them to pass. They're in the other lane waving their arms and shouting, giving me the finger. Most of the time it's women too. Which makes it even funnier.

[whocares]

It's all fun and games until you cut off some Cadillac full of black gangbangers.

[cellophane]

Originally Posted by whocares

It's all fun and games until you cut off some black gangbangers in a cadillac.

Beentheredonethat

[The Pat-Man]

i got rear ended by some nigger when i brake checked him once

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

i got rear ended by some nigger when i brake checked him once

Tell him he should get his brakes checked out then.

[Zeze838]

Originally Posted by p6867

Get a friend and drive 45 mph on a 2 lane highway. I used to do that in high school, we called it minimum speed limit.

Same! LOL But i call it mexican road block.

[Former FBI Agent]

Originally Posted by cellophane

Normally, I'm not one for fucking around while driving, but I HATE when assholes try to pass me just for the fun of it. Every single time this happens, we both end up at the same red light. So, it's not saving them any time or anything. When I'm on a 2 lane road and I notice that someone is trying to pass me (and I'm going a decent speed) I like to speed the fuck up as well. Make it impossible for them to pass. They're in the other lane waving their arms and shouting, giving me the finger. Most of the time it's women too. Which makes it even funnier.

The most important question here is if you were sitting in the fast lane. If yes, then you dont know how to drive. Case closed.

[cellophane]

Originally Posted by Former FBI Agent

The most important question here is if you were sitting in the fast lane. If yes, then you dont know how to drive. Case closed.

You've obviously never driven on a 2 lane road.

As the name suggests, there are only TWO LANES. No more, no less. One for traffic in one direction. One for traffic in the other direction.

Get it now?

Case closed.

[Former FBI Agent]

Originally Posted by cellophane

You've obviously never driven on a 2 lane road.

As the name suggests, there are only TWO LANES. No more, no less. One for traffic in one direction. One for traffic in the other direction.

Get it now?

Case closed.

I couldn't care less about the lane going the other way. Its a one lane road and I pass grandmas like you on those as well.

Case reclosed and sealed.

[ChinaCat]

Lol this reminded me of when i lived in jersey kids would all go to the backroads out towards PA to smoke weed. Wed wait forma car of psuedo gangster kid (even at night the fitted hats are a givaway) who you know are blazing a blunt. Pull out behind them all cop style and follow them for a while to freak em. Then when youre bored of that start blaring the horn and flashing your brights. Eventually they pull over to try to let you go and you just pull in behind them and stop. After a few rounds of that they will start speeding to get away, but the new car daddy bought them cant get away from an old saab on little roads i know like the back of my hand. Get in a high speed chase for a while unt you come up to a jurisdiction you know has too many cops to fuck around in and watch them speed off, probably into a speed trap

Lo fucking el

[vovka351]

perform bootlegger's turns on public roads.

[36fuckin5]

Going through a drive-thru backwards and trying to order a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger with extra pterodactyl sauce was pretty lulzy. It's also fun to put on a signal (sometimes the opposite signal) and slow down at every exit on the interstate when traffic is heavy enough that people can't pass you.

[bortmackie]

It peeves me the fuck out when people pass me just to get to the red light sooner. i coast like a boss coming up to red lights so that i can save gas rather than driving full speed and slamming on the brakes. people in general just have terrible driving practices. I have one good friend who i wont get in a car with because of the way he drives. Doesn't pay attention while he's driving and constantly has to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting the person in front of him. The other night he pulled into his driveway at like 30 mph. My hearts constantly pounding cuz i feel like im about to die when he's driving.

Generally speaking tho, i try not to rage out when i'm driving a car. I just chill, smoke my squares and listen to my NPR, and i'll get where i'm going when i get there. No need to chimp out and constantly change lanes trying to get ahead of everyone. Getting angry at stupid shit you cant control only hurts you.

[Malcolm Equis]

not worth the trouble

[Yggdrasil]

Originally Posted by bortmackie

It peeves me the fuck out when people pass me just to get to the red light sooner. i coast like a boss coming up to red lights so that i can save gas rather than driving full speed and slamming on the brakes. people in general just have terrible driving practices.

This. Put it in neutral and coast to a complete stop, too many people slam the brakes like an Asian woman driver at the last minute.

Also, some of you are fucking stupid cocks. Driving can be pretty relaxing and enjoyable, rear end someone with a uhaul hitch or fuck with a crazy with a concealed carry permit pl0x.

[Township Rebellion]

^^^ I should mention it's better to decelerate while in gear. Don't just knock it in neutral. For one, it's easier on your brakes if you use the engines' natural compression to slow, and two, decelerating off throttle under load like that will shut off the injectors completely on just about any fuel injected car, saving you gas. Remember the engine still uses some gas while idling.

The only shit I hate is A) people hogging up the fast lane on highways, keeping pace with right hand lane traffic and B) people who slow down for corners they don't need to slow for. Both activities signal extreme ignorance and driving incompetence.

Personally I take my driving somewhat seriously, no matter how much I enjoy myself, because driving actually is a life or death situation. Being a jackass can lead to derp moves, and derp moves can lead to disaster. It's fun to laugh at idiots, until their mistakes wind up affecting you directly.

Finally, Yggdrasil, driving would be very relaxing and enjoyable indeed if I could just go faster. Going slow is BORING. Slow pokes ruin the fun when they don't get out of my way.

[takedrugs_killpeople]

Originally Posted by Township Rebellion

^^^ I should mention it's better to decelerate while in gear. Don't just knock it in neutral. For one, it's easier on your brakes if you use the engines' natural compression to slow, and two, decelerating off throttle under load like that will shut off the injectors completely on just about any fuel injected car, saving you gas. Remember the engine still uses some gas while idling.

The only shit I hate is A) people hogging up the fast lane on highways, keeping pace with right hand lane traffic and B) people who slow down for corners they don't need to slow for. Both activities signal extreme ignorance and driving incompetence.

Personally I take my driving somewhat seriously, no matter how much I enjoy myself, because driving actually is a life or death situation. Being a jackass can lead to derp moves, and derp moves can lead to disaster. It's fun to laugh at idiots, until their mistakes wind up affecting you directly.

Finally, Yggdrasil, driving would be very relaxing and enjoyable indeed if I could just go faster. Going slow is BORING. Slow pokes ruin the fun when they don't get out of my way.

yea. and i fuckin hate when people in front of my come to a complete, unnecessary stop at a sign that clearly says YIELD.

especially when them doing this causes me to actually have to stop and wait, because they sat there like a dumbass for 5 minutes waiting for more cars to come for some reason.

[Shishananee]

One thing that pisses me off above all are the spics in their grocery-getter with oversized rims that decide to pass you on solid lines, and then turn off without a signal.

It's never when I'm driving my rusty pile of a truck...

The most I do is blare classical music, or korpiklaani. Cops are usually the ones that like to drive on your ass so close that you can't see their headlights.