Trolling people while driving

[Snoopy]

Just keep in mind that you're still a turd inside a 2 ton weapon. Once that weapon runs out of gasoline or you have to stop and get out for whatever reason, turd shit could possibly go down. I used to "troll" people in traffic too when I was a wanker teen but since have learned to not play with weapons. If you jerk me around in traffic I will calmly follow you for hours if required and beat on you once you get out. Calmly.

[SteamPunk]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Just keep in mind that you're still a turd inside a 2 ton weapon. Once that weapon runs out of gasoline or you have to stop and get out for whatever reason, turd shit could possibly go down. I used to "troll" people in traffic too when I was a wanker teen but since have learned to not play with weapons. If you jerk me around in traffic I will calmly follow you for hours if required and beat on you once you get out. Calmly.

You couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag bitch.

The best you can do is give me a mediocre "beat off" after you followed me for hours.

It would take a lot of convincing and hand sanitizer to let you touch my dick though.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by SteamPunk

You couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag bitch.

The best you can do is give me a mediocre "beat off" after you followed me for hours.

It would take a lot of convincing and hand sanitizer to let you touch my dick though.

Yeah, you're right. That's why I never go head on into a fight. I just drove behind you for six hours, I'm patient. I'll calmly creep up on you and stab you from the back. Then I'll proceed to beat on you with a heavy blunt object. Personal safety first. But the real fun is only about to start, when I calmly take your pants off and bust between your ass cheeks after making sweet sweet loving to your bum.

[SteamPunk]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Yeah, you're right. That's why I never go head on into a fight. I just drove behind you for six hours, I'm patient. I'll calmly creep up on you and stab you from the back. Then I'll proceed to beat on you with a heavy blunt object. Personal safety first. But the real fun is only about to start, when I calmly take your pants off and bust between your ass cheeks after making sweet sweet loving to your bum.

Don't you have a troll-ish wife to attend to?

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by SteamPunk

Don't you have a troll-ish wife to attend to?

Everyone is a troll in my house. And they all attend to me. I'm the troll king.

[whocares]

Originally Posted by SteamPunk

Don't you have a troll-ish wife to attend to?

[Figure-8]

Doesn't make sense, sounds like a waste of time.

[STD]

Generally I stick to chugging water out of a vodka bottle at traffic lights, bonus points if it's the cops pulled up besides you. And leaving a ziplock bag with icing sugar or a whole lot of boring OTC pills in it on the chair when you get pulled over at an RBT.

[tomjohens]

Originally Posted by STD

Generally I stick to chugging water out of a vodka bottle at traffic lights, bonus points if it's the cops pulled up besides you. And leaving a ziplock bag with icing sugar or a whole lot of boring OTC pills in it on the chair when you get pulled over at an RBT.

That sounds pretty stupid.

You know, I genuinely try to be nice to everyone on this site, but you are getting old STD. I think I will add you to my ignore list to spare myself from second-hand brain damage.

-Tom