Weirdiest thing you have ever seen?

[Zanick]

At age three I was changing into pajamas for bed one night, and when I turned around I saw a person at my window--of my second floor bedroom. I couldn't make out who or what it was, but I felt oddly calm, considering that somebody was watching me change my clothes. In fact, I didn't feel any need to acknowledge their presence. Now I was a very sociable and extremely curious toddler, I would surely have investigated further under any circumstances. But instead I finished getting dressed and laid down in my bed, where I blinked a few times and morning came. Even though I always remembered my dreams quite vividly at that age, I could recall none from that night.

For whatever reason I never felt the need to tell anybody, but today the memory popped into my head at random when I was thinking of strange incidences from my childhood.

[FJX]

This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, and I have no idea how it could have happened.

My parents have a fairly large farm in Texas, with a hay field with some woodlands. I was riding my four wheeler (no helmet or protective gear) around the woods and into the hay field. I was riding too fast and saw a rut coming up that I couldn't avoid. The next thing I knew, I was airborne and about to impact the ground head first.

Everything went black. From then on, I was in a dream. In my dream, I was 20 feet in the air, in the same hay field, looking down. I saw myself riding my four wheeler from third person view. I saw myself ride the four wheeler all the way to to my parents farm house, which was about a half mile through the field. I was just floating in the air the entire time, watching myself.

Then I woke up on a bed. My mom was screaming in my face, asking me what happened. I guess I was mumbling the whole time while unconscious. I had a broken right arm and a severe head injury, and the ambulance was on their way.

Apparently I was knocked unconscious and rode my four wheeler back home, with a broken arm, and walked up the stairs inside of my house and laid down in my bed. The whole thing is so freaky. Especially since my arm was broken so bad it would have been difficult to throttle or steer the four wheeler.

[The"Her0-in"me]

I was at my old job, closing down the bar for the first time by myself. It was around 2:00 am, and I brought the till and my tips in the office to count, along with a corona I had just opened. I set the corona on a coaster I had brought in, because I didn't want to leave any beer marks on the desk, especially since my boss(the owner) came in, in the morning to double check everything and open the bar, and would notice a ring from a drink and I would get in trouble.

I remember that I had forgotten the bag which has all of the rolls of quarters, so I quickly went out to get it, in the main bar area. I grabbed it, and also remembered I hadn't cleared the bathrooms yet. I clear the bathrooms, and as I walk back into the office, I sit down at the chair, and spin towards the desk, and notice a puddle of water where the till was.

Now, I don't remember setting the till or my tip bucket on a desk that was covered with water, nor did I even remember any water being on the desk, as I was the only one with a key and the owner, who was the only other person in there, would never have left a puddle on the desk.

But that's not even the weirdest part... I went to take a drink of my corona, which I KNEW, I set on the coaster. Not only was it not on the coaster, but it wasn't even on the desk.. Nor was the coaster I had brought in.

So now I am thinking, well maybe I just forgot it out in the bar area, and thought I had brought it in but didn't.. So I go and grab another one, kind of just dismissing it.

Well, I get done counting all of the money, exchange the small bills for big ones, and turn around to open the safe. Well, their are two safes in the office. The first one we always leave open, because we keep petty cash in their(quarters, ones, and fives)ie; our extra stock. I need to switch some cash from the bottom safe(which is the one we always keep locked) and drop the deposit in their as well. So I punch in the code, open it up, and... Their is my corona and coaster.. WtF..

[The"Her0-in"me]

Originally Posted by Om Namah Shivaya

......oh my.........



HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU NOW, SPECTRAL!?!?

Hey.. I was browsing wiki and remembered your story about reptilian creatures...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians

Check that link out.. What do you think?

[tomjohens]

Alien mothership.

In 1984 after a night of heavy drinking on Lake Winnebago I was abducted by aliens. A bright light appeared in the sky and I found myself being teleported in the beam of light. I have little recolection of the event because the aliens cleared my memory, but every now and then I get flashbacks (I assume this is a glitch in their memory erasure technology). I do know for a fact that they performed various experiments on me because the next day I had a splitting headache ache and my rectum felt violated

-Tom

[tomjohens]

If you guys ask specific questions I will try to answer them, but there are certain things I cannot discuss for obvious reasons

-Tom

[The real slim spud]

Originally Posted by The"Her0-in"me

I was at my old job, closing down the bar for the first time by myself. It was around 2:00 am, and I brought the till and my tips in the office to count, along with a corona I had just opened. I set the corona on a coaster I had brought in, because I didn't want to leave any beer marks on the desk, especially since my boss(the owner) came in, in the morning to double check everything and open the bar, and would notice a ring from a drink and I would get in trouble.

I remember that I had forgotten the bag which has all of the rolls of quarters, so I quickly went out to get it, in the main bar area. I grabbed it, and also remembered I hadn't cleared the bathrooms yet. I clear the bathrooms, and as I walk back into the office, I sit down at the chair, and spin towards the desk, and notice a puddle of water where the till was.

Now, I don't remember setting the till or my tip bucket on a desk that was covered with water, nor did I even remember any water being on the desk, as I was the only one with a key and the owner, who was the only other person in there, would never have left a puddle on the desk.

But that's not even the weirdest part... I went to take a drink of my corona, which I KNEW, I set on the coaster. Not only was it not on the coaster, but it wasn't even on the desk.. Nor was the coaster I had brought in.

So now I am thinking, well maybe I just forgot it out in the bar area, and thought I had brought it in but didn't.. So I go and grab another one, kind of just dismissing it.

Well, I get done counting all of the money, exchange the small bills for big ones, and turn around to open the safe. Well, their are two safes in the office. The first one we always leave open, because we keep petty cash in their(quarters, ones, and fives)ie; our extra stock. I need to switch some cash from the bottom safe(which is the one we always keep locked) and drop the deposit in their as well. So I punch in the code, open it up, and... Their is my corona and coaster.. WtF..

someone had to be fucking with you, though it reminds me of something that happened when I was working at a liquor store.

it was towards the end of the night and we were stacking shelves so there'd be cold stuff for the next day. On two occasions I remember looking for a case of a certain drink. I'd go to the fridge shelf, check what was needed, look around to see if someone had opened any boxes (which there were none) and then headed to the freezer room to search for more. In the freezer room there was none. On both occassions I go to my worker mate and ask him if he's seen any in the back room. He checks, tells me there's none, and then walks over to the fridge where, wouldn't you know, there's a full, unopened box of said drink.

I was sort of losing my mind around this time so it could be that I was just losing my shit completely but I remember it pretty vividly and that's the way it happened. Weird shit.

[Mashleshmash]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

No. I give you my word and swear by the spirit of &Totse that everything I posted about this encounter is exactly the way it happened. No embellishment, no exaggeration, nothing left out.

I'm not doubting the legitimacy of your story but come on, no exaggeration? Events do go a little blurry as the years roll on, gotta be SOME exaggeration.

[Actor]

When I was a really young little kid I was sitting like at the front window I think at a food store, and I saw my dad leaving the store pushin a car out so I go and stand on the front of cart and then I realize, its not my dad its some random stranger and I look over and my dad is calling me.

[constantinople]

Most OOBE are the brains way of coping with trauma. It's a biological fail-safe to prevent you from becoming incapable of functioning because of past experiences or present circumstances. Your spirit didn't leave your body, your brain altered it's chemical composition so you didn't become a gibbering idiot during your time of peril.



So that's all there really is to say about that guys, sorry.





Edit: The weirdest thing I ever saw/experienced were fractal hallucinations while on high doses of psychedelics.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Both my mom and I have seen transparent apparitions of our recently deceased dog. But it could the massive amounts of Benadryl to counteract the itch

I've read somewhere that seeing a little grey dog is one of the most common hallucinations on benadryl, I've see them too.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Most OOBE are the brains way of coping with trauma. It's a biological fail-safe to prevent you from becoming incapable of functioning because of past experiences or present circumstances. Your spirit didn't leave your body, your brain altered it's chemical composition so you didn't become a gibbering idiot during your time of peril.



So that's all there really is to say about that guys, sorry.





Edit: The weirdest thing I ever saw/experienced were fractal hallucinations while on high doses of psychedelics.

Except for the fact that changing your brain chemistry doesn't account for how your consciousness could be located somewhere other than your physical brain.

[Figure-8]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Most OOBE are the brains way of coping with trauma. It's a biological fail-safe to prevent you from becoming incapable of functioning

That doesn't make sense in the slightest.

Some dreams are just memories or purely instinctual reasoning, but the higher end of conscious experience is a very intuitive experience.

because of past experiences or present circumstances.

That doesn't make sense.

Your spirit didn't leave your body your brain altered it's chemical composition so you didn't become a gibbering idiot during your time of peril.

That doesn't make sense either.

The spirit could be thought of as what the monks are utilizing to change their brain waves. You are spirit, your body is physical. Your body is simultaneously physicality and the entire physical universe because they are interactive or reflective. Almost interchangeable.

If you interchangeable the body with the Universe you become God like, but that is simply by giving back to nature and being at one with the idea of what we are, and what we are doing here.

Biological fail safes do not take on the appearance of a situation, that is an experience. But you could describe this as biological fail-safe as instinct drawing one to a particular process or happening. In the same way, biological happenings such as love to which you have no higher than physical understanding of, in that model, are just as real as the experience of the divine or the non-physical.

Love is non-physical, emotions are non-physical. Thoughts are non-physical, perception is a matter of determining your point of relativity, as is time. This complexity within physical matter is above and beyond the purely physical nature of the matter itself. It is in itself a non-physical component to the experience.

Once a person is at a certain point, the mind can be used to isolate or to expand and connect. When the system of the mind and the body work together to properly produce the "results" of conscious, interactive experience, the emotions, logical processes and intuitive processes are all coming together on a single source of awareness.

The amount of information that is cut off from the conscious waking mind is comparative to an astronomical distance between planets and the distance between two

Tibetan Buddhist Monks - Meditation and Science - YouTube

Tibetan Buddhist Monks - Meditation and Science - YouTube
Video: click to display

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2005Jan2.html

http://psyphz.psych.wisc.edu/web/New..._WSJ_11-04.htm

So that's all there really is to say about that guys, sorry.

On top of that, the actual experience contains not only the operation of the consciousness outside the physical body, it also contains information and experiences that go beyond the concepts of the waking mind and physical time and space.

This is a connective aspect of the universe.

We are all capable of these experiences, simply labeling them a reaction doesn't make sense and doesn't address any of the information.



The experience is a universal process.

Edit: The weirdest thing I ever saw/experienced were fractal hallucinations while on high doses of psychedelics.

Those are the basis. You'll see them when opening up what is called your energy centers and bringing them to a conscious and visual level. This is usually reserved for when lying down in a meditative state or in an upright meditative position.

That is the natural process, the natural way, why this happens to everyone similarly.

There are deeper levels of experience, of waking experience and beyond that the same pattern is created with the totality of experience.

[Savino]

Not supernatural at all, but this morning driving onto the jobsite I seen 4 billygoats tied up in the back of a halfton truck, just standing there looking around. I had a good laugh about that one. Cant really think of a reason anyone would need billygoats out on the jobsite.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Most OOBE are the brains way of coping with trauma. It's a biological fail-safe to prevent you from becoming incapable of functioning because of past experiences or present circumstances. Your spirit didn't leave your body, your brain altered it's chemical composition so you didn't become a gibbering idiot during your time of peril.



So that's all there really is to say about that guys, sorry.

Yes, activity in the temporoparietal junction seems to be the only scientific explanation for the OOBE. But there is more.

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056...0#t=articleTop

His perception of disembodiment always involved a location about 50 cm behind his body and off to the left. There was no autoscopy and no voluntary control of movements of the disembodied perception. The environment was visually perceived from his real-person perspective, not from the disembodied perspective.

Lab stimulation produced only the sense of being outside of the body, and not far either. Furthermore, they had no control of their movements outside the body, and could not perceive their environment from this perspective. So this medical procedure did not result in the kind of OOBE commonly known as "astral projection" and still cannot account for why people can do it without the use of drugs or electrical equipment such as the god helmet.

It does carry strong implications regarding the neurological mechanism of the near-death experience as well as the OOBE, but at this time not enough is really known as to why the NDE victim floats up to the ceiling, later recounting to their doctors the events which took place in their hospital room prior to their revival.

In other words, there's a LOT more to say about it.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

Except for the fact that changing your brain chemistry doesn't account for how your consciousness could be located somewhere other than your physical brain.

Implanted/fake memories based off of your subconscious' recollection of what the event most probably would have looked like to an outside observer. The whole point of this defense mechanism is to distance yourself, or your awareness of the situation to make it as impersonal as possible. The idea is that your brain tricks itself into thinking it's happening to "someone else"


^The reason why people can tell what happened in the OR during NDE, or have recollections of watching themselves doing things while having an OOBE.


I imagine the reason why some people can "control" their OOBE is because not everyone's brains are the same chemically or biologically, and the defense mechanism I described is simply functioning in a slightly different capacity because of random genetic mutation that occurs in a genetic pool of 6+ billion.


Anyways, I don't really want to talk about this subject as it is very hard to integrate psychology and neuro-chemistry into these conversations because most people are going to believe what they want to believe, regardless of what science says such as ate disagreeing with me in the above post about what the nature of the spirit really is - something psychology and neurology do not address and are not designed to address. All they can do is try and explain a phenomenon based on the apparent facts and hard evidence. If someone random persons testimonial happens to disagree with scientific evidence, I'm more inclined to believe science, as it is for the most part impartial. People however, invent all types of reasons to lie about all types of things. Some even believe them to be true. Just as people believed the Earth to be flat.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Figure-8

Those are the basis. You'll see them when opening up what is called your energy centers and bringing them to a conscious and visual level. This is usually reserved for when lying down in a meditative state or in an upright meditative position.

That is the natural process, the natural way, why this happens to everyone similarly.

There are deeper levels of experience, of waking experience and beyond that the same pattern is created with the totality of experience.

I should add that, as that trip got more intense, I lost all visual/aural capacity and entered what can only be described as a black hole of consciousness. I was aware of myself being alive, and I was awake, but to quote Frodo I was "naked in the dark".

Is that what the Void is? I literally lost all perception of time when I would slip into that state where there was no light or sound or anything really. Just an infinite blackness. It's happened more than once to me on high dose psychedelic trips, usually when I'm very relaxed/in a meditative state.

[arleybob]

Lately, I've been having a semi-frequent (once every 3-7 days or so) occurrence that makes me wonder.

A fragment of a thought will pop into my head, seemingly at its (the thought's) own will. It won't even be a fully-formed thought, but a fragment like I said. A word, image, face, whatever. It just comes right into my head unannounced and out of the blue.

What makes me wonder, though, is how it's so strong. It's like a brand or a shock, this fragment of something slamming into my brain. It's never attached to emotion or memory and never really stirs either emotion or memory either. It's just one random blam and then it fades away.

What could that be? It kinda feels like how I imagine mild schizophrenia would feel, but what do I know?

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by arleybob

Lately, I've been having a semi-frequent (once every 3-7 days or so) occurrence that makes me wonder.

A fragment of a thought will pop into my head, seemingly at its (the thought's) own will. It won't even be a fully-formed thought, but a fragment like I said. A word, image, face, whatever. It just comes right into my head unannounced and out of the blue.

What makes me wonder, though, is how it's so strong. It's like a brand or a shock, this fragment of something slamming into my brain. It's never attached to emotion or memory and never really stirs either emotion or memory either. It's just one random blam and then it fades away.

What could that be? It kinda feels like how I imagine mild schizophrenia would feel, but what do I know?

Interesting. Does it feel... familiar?

[arleybob]

Originally Posted by zanick

Interesting. Does it feel... familiar?

Not at all! I should emphasize just how random it is. It's never anything with any kind of anchor to anything. The color orange or even sometimes it's a random word I've never heard before.

[STEROS]

i was on a train one time and it crossed through an alley and i saw a bum crouched, with his pants down to his ankles, taking a shit.

[Nik0]

I haven't witnessed very many weird events. I'd say the one of the weirdest is on a night that me and a buddy watched paranormal activity alone. We live in the middle of nowhere and we decided to go walk the street afterwards at like midnight. Not to mention the movie freaked us the fuck out, especially the ending. It was quiet, dark, and barren out. We heard a bird out in woods making noise and my friend basically began calling spirits out to try to come at us. Like a "make your prescence known" kind of thing. Nothing really happened but that shit was scary. I was barely able to sleep in my own house alone that night lol...

Another time is when I was growing tomatos out in a very large conservation area. I drove out there in the middle of the night to check on everything and this shit really is also very far from civilization. I'm in the middle of the woods and palmettos when I heard a dog/dogs barking. Its dead ass night in the middle of nowhere so I'm trying to rationalize this while also extremely paranoid and freaking out. It sounded like the dog was following me at a long distance. I jetted out of there very freaked out because it just didn't make sense. To this day I think it was a wild/stray. I found dog tracks on one of the trails on a later day with no human footprints.

Also witnessing what large amounts of alcohol can do to people.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by Nik0

I haven't witnessed very many weird events. I'd say the one of the weirdest is on a night that me and a buddy watched paranormal activity alone. We live in the middle of nowhere and we decided to go walk the street afterwards at like midnight. Not to mention the movie freaked us the fuck out, especially the ending. It was quiet, dark, and barren out. We heard a bird out in woods making noise and my friend basically began calling spirits out to try to come at us. Like a "make your prescence known" kind of thing. Nothing really happened but that shit was scary. I was barely able to sleep in my own house alone that night lol...

[Zanick]

Today I opened a page about gray aliens because I don't really know much about that topic, it ended up having lots of information. When I began to read the first paragraph, a high-pitched ringing started in my left ear, and it grew in volume until it was impossible to ignore. When I stopped reading and took notice, it went away. Then I read the page anyway without further incidence. I only put this in here because this sort of phenomenon is commonly associated with the act of reading about the subject which I was reading about.

It was really weird, I mean, I think I've had tinnitus before and I usually meditate on it because it's just background noise created when the mind needs aural stimulation. But this was an aggressive ringing--like a pinch harmonic, versus a gentle strum on a guitar--and it was localized to one ear. Quite unpleasant, not like tinnitus either.

[I Kill Null Airtime]

^ weird. Never heard of that.

This is probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It was at the Fremont Solstice Festival (or whatever it's called) in Seattle, so there were a ton of weird mother fuckers there, but nothing compared to this.

[Figure-8]

Predicted everything that just happened, nationally and some globally, for an entire year.

I think it's wake up time. Again.

[reject]

Originally Posted by Figure-8

Predicted everything that just happened, nationally and some globally, for an entire year.

I think it's wake up time. Again.

If you make these predictions after they happened they don't count as predictions.

[Figure-8]

Welp. They were on camera.

*teeth chatters*

Not really, I can take the energy, I was just a little cold and shook up!

And yes, you did just waste your time. Not serious enough.

-With Love.


No seriously. With Love. That's how I did it. Oh well. I know you'll all get it some time. We just have to relax to learn, in the meanwhile.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by Figure-8

Welp. They were on camera.

*teeth chatters*

Not really, I can take the energy, I was just a little cold and shook up!

And yes, you did just waste your time. Not serious enough.

-With Love.


No seriously. With Love. That's how I did it. Oh well. I know you'll all get it some time. We just have to relax to learn, in the meanwhile.

Who's going to win the 2012 presidential election?

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

Who's going to win the 2012 presidential election?

the people

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by zanick

the people

So Obama?

[Lord hang man]

I can see into the future.

[Cytosine]

I see London
I see France
I smell yo momma's stanky-ass underpants

[Figure-8]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

Who's going to win the 2012 presidential election?

Excellent, I can't remember.

I said some things.

Like that Baorok is going to instate martial law. But I think it was just his increasingly tight executive orders. Unless that has yet to come, but I don't know.

I also thought he would do something to win, like play the race card, or again some kind of civil unrest or official declaration of emergency, that would allow him to stay in office.

I remember saying that Ron Paul wasn't just a candy or toy on a string to drag everybody along, that he actually woke people up and started a kind of movement. I remember saying they got to him and they shut him up and scared him. For whatever reason.

Basically. The vibe I got on that, in that particular moment, which was a very intense moment for me (almost in my entire life), was that they will not sacrifice the possibility of another lame duck being rejected by the people. That they do not want an election of someone the people will not accept, or that they want to keep the same person now, so as to keep things the same, as far as appearances go.

I said there would be executive orders, but I don't know if there will be a full instating of martial law. I can't really say these things here, it's a touchy subject and situation.

I don't really know who else knows about all of this, and the people that did find out to know, know about this website and I'm pretty sure have tried to reach me here.

I'm not sure though. A very complicated situation ensued and ensues.

I'm guessing we're due for some global earth changes though. The weather seems to be transitioning and I can basically just feel like I'm expecting something to happen.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

[Figure-8]

I also said there are going to be more UFO's, but I've been saying that for years, and they've been showing up.

There will be more.

Lot's wants to be spoken, but I need ears to reflect and think about it. Literally, when there is someone who wants to know, something happens.

The closest thing I've found in history is various forms of meditation and mind expansion, yet almost literally, The original Quaker religious group. They use the clear intent to communicate directly to one's subconscious (God) and God ultimately speaks to them, through them. It just shifts from one person to another.

The only way I can describe is that when there is something that is ready or needed to be said, but someone who is ready to here it, there is an opportunity for those willing to say it.

[TheSexyBeast821]

Originally Posted by Figure-8

I also said there are going to be more UFO's, but I've been saying that for years, and they've been showing up.

There will be more.

Lot's wants to be spoken, but I need ears to reflect and think about it. Literally, when there is someone who wants to know, something happens.

The closest thing I've found in history is various forms of meditation and mind expansion, yet almost literally, The original Quaker religious group. They use the clear intent to communicate directly to one's subconscious (God) and God ultimately speaks to them, through them. It just shifts from one person to another.

The only way I can describe is that when there is something that is ready or needed to be said, but someone who is ready to here it, there is an opportunity for those willing to say it.

UFOs are the zeitgeist point of view, while the Spirit of the Depths would declare angels and demons to be the likely candidates. You and others may only be seeing what they are conditioned to see, and not what's actually there.

[Figure-8]

Time is illusion.

There is help. We are never alone. There is one reality. We are simply limited to a very narrow spectrum of perception and belief/understanding.

There is a script. When it is followed, the situation is activated.

[BITCH TITZ]

in my old apartment both my cats would stare at the same spot on the wall every night for hours and jump as high as they could over and over. used to yell at em gtfo but they always came back n stared. happened for months. that's all I can think of

[JC Denton]

Originally Posted by TheSexyBeast821

UFOs are the zeitgeist point of view, while the Spirit of the Depths would declare angels and demons to be the likely candidates. You and others may only be seeing what they are conditioned to see, and not what's actually there.

This is somewhat true. A rationalist would also say it's a hallucination or mass delusion brought on by some electromagnetic disturbance or something. Conspiracy nuts say they are extraterrestrial aliens or experimental government aircraft. And like you said, religious people explain it as angels or demons (more often the latter).

But in all or most cases, they are unidentified flying objects. They show up on air force radars quite often.

Originally Posted by Figure-8

Time is illusion.

There is help. We are never alone. There is one reality. We are simply limited to a very narrow spectrum of perception and belief/understanding.

There is a script. When it is followed, the situation is activated.

The one reality is no reality. It is the void from which all reality-tunnels arise.

Ask yourself. Are you fully aware of that void in all your beingness, or are you still stuck in your own little narrow reality tunnel?