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#41

08-04-2012, 06:01 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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AND is such a little asshole.

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08-04-2012, 06:16 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

copy+paste= lazy.

Not a very committed tweaker. Not at all.

I am disappoint.

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08-04-2012, 06:19 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

Lanny, can you please infract the spammer and get a supermod or something to remove that post? I really need to be made mod here :/

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08-04-2012, 06:27 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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THIS IS MY SUBMISSION:

Lol, that was so perfectly pasted, when I dragged down at full speed, it fit with the Nyquist stability criterion and looked slow and shit. Cool stuff.

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08-04-2012, 06:42 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

How long do we have to work on our submissions?

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08-04-2012, 07:00 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...16#post3720916

Here's mine, you deadbeat tranny. Maybe, you can show it to your children some day since that poem itself can probably do more for them than you've ever done.

Stupid tranny cunt.

Also, it's hilarious how you've already hosted two contests, neither of which you delivered the promised prize to anyone. LOL! I guess the third time is a charm, right? Always put your faith in a drama-queen tranny-cunt, deadbeat father. I wonder how many times you promised your children things, only to not deliver? There's a behavior pattern here, to be sure.

Tell me. If someone who has kids - then ditches them...well...what makes you think that they'll value a promise made to you any more than those made to it's illegitimate children?

Faggot transexual piece of deadbeat shit.

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08-04-2012, 07:04 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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How long do we have to work on our submissions?

HEY...

HEY YOU

^ READ THIS SHIT

My important questions always get drowned out by trolls, so I figured I'd quote it to make sure it gets read. It's just like grade school, I'm still the polite, diligent little faggot who wants to work in spite of his rowdy fellow students

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08-04-2012, 07:05 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

lol fuck this thread

OP, the reason I'm against this is because I actually submitted an entry in the previous contest. I was the anonymous entry, remember?

I put a lot of effort into that fucking shit.

FUK

DIS

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08-04-2012, 07:09 PM

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Exactly. You will see, that in my rants in the other two contests, I demanded that a prize be handed out. Not to me, but just handed out. You don't like what happened, fine. Make good on your promise and start a new contest.

But, it ignored me and started a second contest, only to pull the same stunt. Here's round 3.

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08-04-2012, 07:11 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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How long do we have to work on our submissions?

will keep quoting until I have a satisfactory answer, if not by tonight though, I possibly produce a thread just for my question

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08-04-2012, 07:13 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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How long do we have to work on our submissions?

Aug 18th. thank me later.

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08-04-2012, 07:49 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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will keep quoting until I have a satisfactory answer, if not by tonight though, I possibly produce a thread just for my question

Please read the rules, particularly rule "A".

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08-04-2012, 08:02 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=250507

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08-05-2012, 07:02 AM

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You don't have to re-submit your work if you so choose, but the deadline isn't so far away and the competition thus far doesn't look too fierce, as by my count there are only two submissions with any chance of winning. If a title isn't important to you that is fine, but know that for the time being your odds look good.

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08-05-2012, 10:39 AM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

Okay, I choose to submit my previous entry into this thread.

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08-06-2012, 11:07 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

you bitch thats actually my submission

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08-06-2012, 11:16 PM

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Lanny, can you please infract the spammer and get a supermod or something to remove that post? I really need to be made mod here :/

No, Just no. You should never, Ever become a mod.

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08-06-2012, 11:22 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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you bitch thats actually my submission

Sorry, sploogook. It's only considered an "original works" writing piece if it meets the criteria of a mentally ill, tranny-cunt piece of deadbeat shit. You may not see it now, but it's probably a good thing that it doesn't consider your piece a real entry.

That's how you know it's good.

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08-06-2012, 11:29 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

Everyone seems to be playing follow the leader and insulting the OP.

Hey, stupid tranny.

Hmm.. Doesn't really fit my style. Sorry guys, gonna have to jump off the bandwagon on this one.

I want to submit an entry for this, so maybe by tonight or whenever I have a spare bit of time.

By the way, seriously just ignore the fuckers in this thread who want to fuel the hate machine. Don't even dignify their posts with a response. A mod needs to get in here and scrape the shit from this thread though, damn is it ever stinky.

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08-06-2012, 11:36 PM

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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread...63#post3724363

Enjoy.

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08-06-2012, 11:44 PM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

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You weren't here, so I can understand you saying this. After all, it's only logical.

But, if you look back - you will see the OP has pulled this stunt three times already - each time backing out, reneging on it's promise and refusing to declare a winner.

People aren't happy about that, among other things. Don't think that all this anger is coming out of nowhere.

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08-06-2012, 11:49 PM

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That's weird that she backed out..

Even still, it just seems like this goes further than that. Seems like every post calls her a tranny, shit like that..

She seems very patient and doesn't get angry at those kind of remarks, yet all of you are seriously butthurt that her contests didn't really work out?

Who's the more mature one here?

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08-06-2012, 11:55 PM

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I ain't getting rustled. And, what you're saying is perfectly, 100 percent on the money - reasonable, logical and fair. That's true. But! Think!

Think. It made the first contest. People made submissions. A vote was held. When all was said and done, it decided that it wasn't good enough.

Okay, fine. Instead of awarding a winner anyway and keeping it's promise - it made a second contest. Whatever, everyone makes mistakes and needs a do over.

Again, people made submissions to which it more or less responded with "Lol! Nope! Not satisfied!"

Then, people started to get angry and demand at the very least - a winner be declared.

A third contest was held. Count 'em. One, two, three. Same results. Now, we're here for the fourth time and it's expecting people to take this seriously and/or respect it? Absolutely not. Give some, get some.

The complete lack of respect and loyalty that was shown for everyone who made a submission is now coming back to bite Zek - and suddenly, we're the ones in the wrong?

I'm sorry, man. I just don't buy that. Vizier said it first, best and the most succinctly.

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08-06-2012, 11:55 PM

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Original true female writing style not detected.

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08-07-2012, 12:08 AM

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Write whatever you want to dude, you don't need to justify anything to me.

She's at least trying to get more activity in a forum that lacks it. And she comes in here with a contest idea that would help get people writing more, and ends up getting flamed for being a tranny. Like that even adds into the equation in the first place.

I hardly see the justification on this one

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08-07-2012, 12:14 AM

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And, I stand behind that, 100 percent. The first time he/she/it made the contest, I thought it was a great idea. Everyone did! And, a lot of people contributed, only to have him/her/it yank the rug out from under us.

Everyone let it slide. This is the fourth time a contest like this has been held. Each contest no winner was declared, no prize awarded and no discussion was held about the contributed pieces. And, I really can't find it in me to feel badly about people showing him/her/it, the same amount of respect he/she/it showed us.

Yeah, people might be calling he/she/it a tranny and flaming it - but it isn't for no reason. It isn't just because people want to be dicks.

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08-07-2012, 12:28 AM

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Yea I didn't know about those other contests, shitty dude.

I just see people flaming people every goddamn day here, and sometimes it helps to vent some things to a member who may or may not have even pissed you off, I understand that.

I'm not about to get involved or take sides in this. I just call it as I see it. Carry on, if it makes you feel better. I just don't understand all the bandwagoning thats been goin on around here. Like people lack the creativity or attention span to sit down and write out a properly thought out post, so they resort to the same old "die faggot" and "tranny" shpiel that's been done to death on this site.

I would like to say however that you are at least taking the time to write a well written piece of directed anger. It is precise and I can almost feel the anger seething out of every letter. Way more well written than the trashy one-liners I see here so often. So in that sense well done.

Maybe you can direct your anger to create something amazing, something to win this fucking contest and claim your prize. Seize what is rightfully yours and shit. Good luck hombre

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08-07-2012, 12:53 AM

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

slowdown gave me my usertitle.

Good luck everyone!

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08-07-2012, 01:04 AM

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Allow me to explain to everyone what happened.

The first contest was a very serious contest, and I did intend to grant the winner of the poll a user title. As the poll was nearing an end, I could tell that Proots was winning by receiving troll votes, and his submission was terrible and I was not going to allow it to win. I was thinking of ways to fairly grant the title to another submission (a real submission, not one word that I couldn't make sense of), when 5.56 banned me, and I decided to leave Zoklet forever (or until some issues with 5.56 could be worked out). So I left zoklet, and handed the contest over to Lanny.

It was her decision to run the second contest, which was really just a continuation of the first contest. At some point (I'm not sure when), Euda stepped in and decided that he did not like the way this contest was being run either, mostly because the decision process of popular vote was going to result in another shit submission winning the contest, when so many others had put in serious hard work into theirs. So he took over the contest from Lanny, and ran a third contest, with a sort of hybrid voting system in place, wherein popular vote counted as 1/3 of the total votes, and two other people with their own personal votes counted as the remaining 2/3 amount of votes. This contest was technically still running when I created this 4th contest, and as Lanny told me, it was in "limbo" because another person needed to be picked to act as a judge.

Euda is largely absent because he is busy irl, but this third contest would have eventually resulted in a winner.

Most of what Proots is complaining about occurred while I was not even browsing Zoklet, as I had quit the forum. It's understandable to be a little upset about all of this, but you should at least try to keep in mind that this has been nothing less than an effort to do something fun and interesting for the community. I put time into it, Lanny put time into it, and Euda put time into it. That it did not work out was sad, but it was not for any reason like anyone wanting to screw anyone else over.

I was banned by 5.56 and left zoklet, lanny was handed a disorganized mess to try to make into a contest, and euda is busy irl. Shit happens, stop crying. Your princess is here to make things right, and this time everything will turn out peachy.

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08-07-2012, 01:06 AM

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Liar. You were not banned. You willingly gave your account away. And, not only that - but you were here for the entire duration of both contests.

Once again, I am not mad that I didn't win. I'm mad that you yanked the rug out - and no one was declared a winner.

You are a liar. You were here and you know it. I'm absolutely stunned, but not at all surprised that you would just outright lie like that. Appalling. And, you wonder why people are upset? Sure, I may be the most vocal about it - but look at this thread. I'm not the only one pissed about what you did.

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Re: Have a user title bestowed upon you by a princess (Original Works contest)

Just give user titles to everyone, I don't what's the big deal in them anyway. It's like the whole avatar thing over again.

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08-07-2012, 01:18 AM

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I've added the submissions made so far to the OP. Hope I didn't miss anyone, if I did just post here about it or pm me.

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So.Much.Drama.

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Just give user titles to everyone, I don't what's the big deal in them anyway. It's like the whole avatar thing over again.

NO. I WON TWO MOTHERSHITTING CONTESTS AND I WANT MY MOTHERSHITTING USER TITLE. Bitch

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I was banned by 5.56 and left zoklet, lanny was handed a disorganized mess to try to make into a contest, and euda is busy irl. Shit happens, stop crying.

lol

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Shit happens, stop crying.

lol

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I was banned by 5.56 and left zoklet

lol

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Shit happens, stop crying.

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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=183050

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I hereby anoint this thread as legit. We're going to get this fucking contest done if it takes a thousand tries.

Here is the proof of the corruption of the state! It is blatantly clear that the royal family is tightening it's grip on the people. I say we march to the royal palace, the thousands upon thousands of angry citizens will show that we will not tolerate this oppression any longer!

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!

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