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Hey weed smoker, use chrome.
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Old 08-04-2012, 07:06 AM
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lol sheet niggas ... i went pool hoppin tonight and got to fuck some young hot pussy
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lol sheet niggas ... i went pool hoppin tonight and got to fuck some young hot pussy
888, balla as always.
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Old 08-04-2012, 02:00 PM
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So much dry skin, so uncomfortable, fuck
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:30 PM
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>wake up
>vomits in mouth


I need a drink
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:38 PM
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*headbangs*
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:50 PM
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Yeah waited a month to fuck her only for this to happen. She was hairy anyway the dog, fucked up emotional problems and an eating disorder, what was i thinking .
Nothing worse than waiting for fuck a broad only to find shes as hairy as a mothefucker, crikey.

If I wait, she'd better be well groomed in every department.
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Old 08-04-2012, 05:04 PM
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Nothing worse than waiting for fuck a broad only to find shes as hairy as a mothefucker, crikey.

If I wait, she'd better be well groomed in every department.
Just use a clippers, as long as it doesn't stink
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Old 08-04-2012, 05:21 PM
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With hairy vaginas there's always some form of humid/ sweatiness that i don't find...nice down there.
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Old 08-04-2012, 05:35 PM
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If it's a little damp then eat it champ
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:19 PM
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:24 PM
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If it's a little damp then eat it champ
Oh god shut the fuck up. I can't deal with the mental wave of nausea brought on by the thought of super smelly snatch.

Only time ill ever eat a bitch out is if 1) Shes one of those chicks thats so hot that you'd eat anything and everything that comes out of her 2) I get to put the power nozzle on the garden hose and hose that shit out.
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:40 PM
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Oh god shut the fuck up. I can't deal with the mental wave of nausea brought on by the thought of super smelly snatch.

Only time ill ever eat a bitch out is if 1) Shes one of those chicks thats so hot that you'd eat anything and everything that comes out of her 2) I get to put the power nozzle on the garden hose and hose that shit out.


yeah just imagine the smell emanating from that thing

I'd guess a rather oily stank, mixed with a sprinkle of roadkill
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:50 PM
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Plain nasty 'yo but i have to agree with GBN, that's what i'll do from now on. Looks definitely reflect vaginal hygiene.
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Old 08-04-2012, 07:00 PM
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In an effort to change the subject, and because fuck Bad Ideas (I am bad ideas)...

How to Get Away with Stealing - YouTube


I think I need to get into a different racket. My gift of gab and luscious tits might come in useful there....
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Old 08-04-2012, 07:32 PM
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Dave Courtney, what a fucking twat he is, even Reggie Kray thought he was a fucking joke. He goes on acting old school when the real old schoolers like Mad Frank say he's a complete idiot.
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Old 08-04-2012, 07:37 PM
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Yeah I have no idea who that guy is, but he looks like a....what do you guys say?.... twat?

Dude needs to have old decomissioned weapons laying around to look hard. Fail.
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Old 08-04-2012, 07:42 PM
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Old 08-04-2012, 08:07 PM
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lolol I was racing my buddy's BMW 328is last night and on the loop back around some spic was yelling at us from the sidewalk

I actually kept it neck and neck even though it was manual vs auto
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Old 08-04-2012, 08:44 PM
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happiness: 1.75L of Jack
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Old 08-04-2012, 09:11 PM
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Overated potato shit, get some real whisky. (No offence)
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Old 08-04-2012, 09:30 PM
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Overated potato shit, get some real whisky. (No offence)
Fuck you Jack is awesome
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Old 08-04-2012, 09:52 PM
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jack has waaaay too much sour mash. Does not make for pleasant next-day whiskey vomit smell.
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Old 08-04-2012, 09:53 PM
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Gooood im so booorrrreeedd. I want a goddamn job!!!
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Old 08-04-2012, 11:55 PM
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i just got off work...
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Old 08-05-2012, 12:59 AM
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The tags for this thread make me
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:14 AM
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my best friend od'd last night

i went to the hospital to chill wit her for 4-5 hours.

we shootin herron again tonight real nigga shit

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Old 08-05-2012, 04:58 AM
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Worst commercial ever.
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:00 AM
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:03 AM
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I'm in love AGAIN
Try not to contract any communicable diseases this time.
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:20 AM
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:52 AM
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8AM beers arent always enjoyable, but when theyre good they are fucking goooooooooooooooooooood
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Anyone got any pics of this "Logic"? I want to see if she was worth it.
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She weighs 350 pounds, no.
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Nothing wrong with that. I can only pull chubbies and lasses who groom me to be a dad to their kids.
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:31 PM
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This page hasnt moved since Friday
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Im about to flip da script on these niggaz
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