Everybody hit on the ugliest girl at the party

[Full Frontal]

I want attention

[LSA King]

The ugly ones are a guarantee lay, the hot ones you have to try for. Trying requires work, work requires effort, effort requires you to give a fuck.

[aquabania]

Start with the hot chicks, if it doesn't happen work your way down. This correlates with your level of drunkeness very nicely and is a tried and true method.


Whenever I go to a party, I do a quick scan and make a mental list of all the girls in order of how much I want to fuck them. If it becomes clear I can't get with a girl, I just cross her off the list and move on.

[broseph]

Originally Posted by LSA King

The ugly ones are a guarantee lay,

you'd be surprised. sometimes they have self-respect and don't base their self-perception solely on their looks, which is respectable in itself.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by broseph

you'd be surprised. sometimes they have self-respect and don't base their self-perception solely on their looks, which is respectable in itself.

Which translates as "Broseph even gets knocked back by ugly chicks".

[Pancake]

Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen

I usually just fuck all the men at the party, because I am a homosexual. Sometimes I fuck 4 or 5 men at a time!

Oh Cunto

[The Big LeBronowski]

implying people hit on your mother

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by Pancake

I usually just fuck all the men at the party, because I am a homosexual. Sometimes I fuck 4 or 5 men at a time!

Your words princess, not mine.

[broseph]

Originally Posted by Cunto McFadyen

Which translates as "Broseph even gets knocked back by ugly chicks".

once or twice, i'm not in the business of pretending to be a superstar...what would be the point?

i do pretty well, though, especially for a 5'6 guy.

edit: homo.

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by broseph

i'm not in the business of pretending to be a superstar...what would be the point?

Exactly. You'd be fooling no-one.

[broseph]

i don't want to fool anyone. i am myself.

[Poop]

Originally Posted by aquabania

Start with the hot chicks, if it doesn't happen work your way down. This correlates with your level of drunkeness very nicely and is a tried and true method.


Whenever I go to a party, I do a quick scan and make a mental list of all the girls in order of how much I want to fuck them. If it becomes clear I can't get with a girl, I just cross her off the list and move on.

The exact opposite works too. Hit on the ugly girls first and completely ignore the hot ones. This messes with the hot girls head, they dont know how to process such things. This leads to confusion and a damaged ego and a confused girl looking for an ego boost is the best kind of girl.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

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[Poop]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

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Are you a troll? Or are you actually as stupid as you seem?

[BrainSurgeon]

Originally Posted by Poop

Are you a troll? Or are you actually as stupid as you seem?

I wondered this same shit for a while untill I figured out that he is just fucking wasted 97% of the time.

[gadzooks]

Originally Posted by aquabania

Start with the hot chicks, if it doesn't happen work your way down. This correlates with your level of drunkeness very nicely and is a tried and true method.


Whenever I go to a party, I do a quick scan and make a mental list of all the girls in order of how much I want to fuck them. If it becomes clear I can't get with a girl, I just cross her off the list and move on.

I have this friend who uses the exact opposite approach. He scans the place for the fattest, ugliest, most desperate looking woman in the place, and then starts with her.

For some people, every hole's a goal.

Personally, I mainly only hit on hotter women, but it's partially to protect my ego. If a super hot chick turns me down, I can at least take comfort knowing that I'm probably not the only dude she's rejected that day.

[The Pat-Man]

i got no problem with ugly chicks but sometimes even i cant bring myself to hit on some random fat chick.

[tuer502gt]

They're not toys.