Daguru is gay

Zok Jr. · #1 08-04-2012, 04:22 AM

Have you heard?
I have.
Discuss.

(lol hes not here so he can't say hes not so I guess he is.)

ThaTermeneter · #2 08-04-2012, 04:24 AM

yeah he has the burden of proof, so dagayru lets hear your explanation of these allegations

ThaTermeneter · #3 08-04-2012, 04:25 AM

i give him an hour till he is confirmed homasexule

**p6867** · #4 08-04-2012, 08:06 PM

He mad gay

**mizled** · #5 08-04-2012, 09:39 PM

`Pics or it didn't happen.

(except that one time when he was away at camp)

Vizier · #6 08-04-2012, 10:19 PM

Anyone remember that time DaGuru said some shit about crawling in the snow to avoid cops at his house or something?

Communicate · #7 08-04-2012, 10:23 PM

Seems unlikely, doesn't he have a son?

If he is though, fair play.

Daily · #8 08-04-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Communicate

Seems unlikely, doesn't he have a son?

There are no links between producing offspring and sexual orientation. Nice try tho.

Blunderstar · #9 08-05-2012, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Anyone remember that time DaGuru said some shit about crawling in the snow to avoid cops at his house or something?

No, nobody remembers that, even though it's always being brought up by everyone ever.

LOLOL still funny though. The cops weren't even there for him, they were just making small talk to his wife. Can you imagine that shit?

Cop #1: Uh, ma'm, is that your husband?
Wife: Oh god... yeah.

Cop #2: Lol, what's he doing?
Wife: He's uh... he's retarded.

Cop #1: Kaaay.

DaGuru: (Thinking) Mwa ha ha! I am such a genius!

pill popper · #10 08-05-2012, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

Have you heard?
I have.
Discuss.

(lol hes not here so he can't say hes not so I guess he is.)

Lol so says the stinky dick licker ^

Zok Jr. · #11 08-05-2012, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pill popper

Lol so says the stinky dick licker ^

wut

Derision · #12 08-05-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Communicate

Seems unlikely, doesn't he have a son?

If he is though, fair play.

How many cocks have you sucked total? And why do you swallow your own semen?

Zok Jr. · #13 10-03-2012, 06:26 AM

corn husks

meth god · #14 10-03-2012, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Blunderstar

No, nobody remembers that, even though it's always being brought up by everyone ever.

LOLOL still funny though. The cops weren't even there for him, they were just making small talk to his wife. Can you imagine that shit?

Cop #1: Uh, ma'm, is that your husband?
Wife: Oh god... yeah.

Cop #2: Lol, what's he doing?
Wife: He's uh... he's retarded.

Cop #1: Kaaay.

DaGuru: (Thinking) Mwa ha ha! I am such a genius!

I had a friend who would always be like that. He'd be up for like 6 days straight then go crawling across the street at 4 am thinking there were federal agents parked in cars down the road watching the house. He also got this chick pregnant and hooked on ice. Eventually he got it in his head that he didn't want her to have the baby so I remember he would just keep feeding the poor girl dope constantly for days on end (she wasn't eating or sleeping and barely drinking the whole time) in a conscious attempt to kill the unborn baby. Somehow the thing survived though and was born but I know he has some developmental problems now.

slicknickns · #15 10-03-2012, 07:17 AM

Jess Christ. I was gonna chime in here with a smartass comment towards meth god. Then I read what he posted

meth god · #16 10-03-2012, 03:08 PM

In hindsight he wasn't really a friend... at least not since we graduated high school and actually started fleshing out who we really were. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

AMFYOYO · #17 10-03-2012, 03:53 PM

This just in, day 59 and DaGuru is still gay.

**mizled** · #18 10-03-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

corn husks

Lol yu necrobump?

Darkhunter · #19 10-04-2012, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by meth god

I had a friend who would always be like that. He'd be up for like 6 days straight then go crawling across the street at 4 am thinking there were federal agents parked in cars down the road watching the house. He also got this chick pregnant and hooked on ice. Eventually he got it in his head that he didn't want her to have the baby so I remember he would just keep feeding the poor girl dope constantly for days on end (she wasn't eating or sleeping and barely drinking the whole time) in a conscious attempt to kill the unborn baby. Somehow the thing survived though and was born but I know he has some developmental problems now.

So that's how Slag was born.