There's a free couch in my driveway

[Food Product]

ITT we take bets on how long it takes for someone to sandwich a turd in the cushions.

[Mirana]

thread useless without pic

[ReigN]

put it on your front porch and sit on it until the local borough tells you to move it

[Food Product]

Tell ya what, come over and shit on my couch, then I'll take pictures.