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Just bought these sweet ass jeans, waiting for them to get here
http://www.karmaloop.com/product/The...ch-Wash/215060
you know ujelly bro.
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:23 AM
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:25 AM
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That's a lot of money.

I was a mailman for twelve years actually and I'd check every package just for lulz. When some rich faggot was receiving expensive clothing I'd personally shit inside of the product and repackage it. Eventually this got me fired, but I wasn't the only one. In fact, this is sort of an unspoken tradition for post office employees.

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You're a fucking faggit and you don't know anything about.



Also nice jean bro, i thought about getting those but just got some regular looking ones.
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:28 AM
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:30 AM
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Im Such a wigger. I would feel bad being you bro becuase you are but hurt
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:31 AM
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white, tall, spare income, a girlfriend, why i think you would love to be me.
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:33 AM
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Jesus, you could have gotten 2 or 3 pairs of decent Levi's for that much.



My favorite pair.
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:56 AM
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Jesus, you could have gotten 2 or 3 pairs of decent Levi's for that much.



My favorite pair.
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:59 AM
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Dont be jealous just because your poor ass cant afford them!
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:16 AM
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Well styled Teenager detected.
Dont worry bro, his levels are way over 9000!
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:23 AM
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I'm jealous I'm not a teenager.

But those jeans are still gay.
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:24 AM
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Rather, I am resentful I am not a teenager.

And your jeans are fucking gay you skinny homo. The jeans have skinny in the title.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:58 AM
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Rather, I am resentful I am not a teenager.

And your jeans are fucking gay you skinny homo. The jeans have skinny in the title.
dude youre past your prime, i am young. also, u jelly of me being skinny cuz u fat bro.
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Old 08-09-2012, 06:21 AM
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I bet your tailbone hurts when you sit down
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dude youre past your prime, i am young. also, u jelly of me being skinny cuz u fat bro.
But there was nothing between the lines you quoted./\..
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http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/wome...inny+Jeans.jsp

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Old 08-09-2012, 07:03 AM
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:28 AM
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:34 AM
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Far from it bro, I have a healthy interest in women
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Just because they say skinny does mean they hug your crotch, They gently hold them like a hammock. And we all can agree, Hammocks are comfy as fuck.
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Just because they say skinny does mean they hug your crotch, They gently hold them like a hammock. And we all can agree, Hammocks are comfy as fuck.
Haha, Made me lol, You deserve a thanks.
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Hammocks are gay. They tie you up and envelop you like a fucking zerg.
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Zerg, heh.

Stretch denim's better for cycling in. Not that denim is ever good for cycling in, but it's better that cycling in normal denim.

Other than that, I don't see why you'd spend that much on a pair of jeans. If you just want the colour, you can get faded red jeans for like Ł25. Oh, they'll only last a year rather than two? They cost less than half as much, so you're still a winner.

Buy secondhand or shop-worn Levis for Ł10; wear them for five years before they wear out. This is how you buy jeans.
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You niggas are poorer than dirt if you think 110 dollars is a lot of money for jeans
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Have fun with your testicular torsion and lower sperm count.

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I would never spend 110 bucks on a pair of pants...ever.
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oh hai mash, and it was 120 after the shipping!
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Jeeze I hope you keep the price tag on them to show all the ladies how much money you got to throw away...that is the meaning behind this all, ain't it?
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I would pay that much for a good pair of jeans too, but those are some gay looking pants OP
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In Australia, that is nothing for a pair of jeans.

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In Australia a pack of fags costs 15 dollars. Fuck Australia
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In Australia, that is nothing for a pair of jeans.

Seriously.
I think in america they have like 500 -1000 dollar jeans.
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Just bought these sweet ass jeans, waiting for them to get here
http://www.karmaloop.com/product/The...ch-Wash/215060
you know ujelly bro.
i only own 2 pairs of jeans right now as i'm backpacking and can't afford the space in my pack for more. i wear one and pack the other. but yesterday it was scorching and i was on the beach, i ripped my shorts so thought nothing of cutting down one of the jeans to make some instant shorts for the beach. but then i have more sense than money and did'nt spend a stupid amount on them after all. lol.
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