I am about to get massively fucked up by the federal police

[STD]

For the lulz of the masses, here are some quotes [reposted from BLTC with additions - regarding a shipment of *powder*]:

Originally Posted by customs

Thank you for contacting Cargo Support. We will endeavour to respond to your email within 2 working days. If however, your enquiry is urgent please contact the Cargo Support.

Originally Posted by customs

Advising that this shipment has been referred to the Australian Federal Police. Any further enquiries need to be directed to them.

Originally Posted by courier

I have sent a reminder to our imports supervisor who advises that customs are still holding this and as a result they have not been able to action destruction.. Unfortunately they have given us absolutely no time frame and instead advised us it could take more months. However once it has been sorted with customs they will destroy this.

I'm fucked.

[Mashleshmash]

[tuer502gt]

You must have done something amazingly huge or impressive in the past to be in this situation.

Do you praise Allah?

[tuer502gt]

Yullah habibi?

[LSDaamn]

fuck i've pm you before?!?! I've never seen this man or talked to him in my life. I love all governments.

[sploogook]

bump for lulz

[Zombie Food]

I dunno how australian laws are. But here, as long as you don't sign anything, you can deny that it was coming and nothing will happen to you.

[Illegal Immigrant]

you're lucky your not in the united states.



you'd be eating a cock meat sandwich by now.

[InspiredByMe]

Well I don't know how they work in Aus but in the US they usually try to deliver it to you anyway and see if you will sign for it then they bust in and blah blah.

But knowing Australia's laws, yeah you're probably fucked.

Should've slowed down your roll son.

[sploogook]

gets jailed for legal RC
lol australia
wear a kangaroo costume or something man and make your escape

[Greyusurper]

Whose Breivik?

[sploogook]

for real just do a rape or 10

[Mashleshmash]

You're already fucked, might as well take someone with you..

[psychomanthis]

What a long strange trip it has been...

[roasted]

Man STD, you are massively retarded. What the fuck goes through your head? What kind of stupidity and/or mental retardation do you posses?

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by InspiredByMe

Well I don't know how they work in Aus but in the US they usually try to deliver it to you anyway and see if you will sign for it then they bust in and blah blah.

But knowing Australia's laws, yeah you're probably fucked.

Should've slowed down your roll son.

He fucked up by contacting customs.
Enjoy huffing raid and sniffing petrol in prison.

[Former FBI Agent]

They about to put some K-9 dick in ya.

[InspiredByMe]

Originally Posted by jheit8

He fucked up by contacting customs.
Enjoy huffing raid and sniffing petrol in prison.

I remember reading about that.

Fucking retard

'Oh hi is this customs? Yeah, can you tell me when my drugs will get here?'

[HampTheToker]

I...I have no macro or meme to fully illustrate the utter hilarity of this situation.

just doesn't cut it.

Lololololololoolollololllll

[roasted]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

I...I have no macro or meme to fully illustrate the utter hilarity of this situation.

just doesn't cut it.

Lololololololoolollololllll

neither do I, but this is the best that I got:

[meateor]

Honestly? Prison would be your best option right now. Be glad they took your P*********, you should never be allowed to touch a drug like that.

[tuer502gt]

Yeah it's not a rec drug, it's a fucking weapon which the Russians and Chinese are happy to sell to civilians.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

Yeah it's not a rec drug, it's a fucking weapon which the Russians and Chinese are happy to sell to civilians.

Oh no, not THE ENEMY!

[tuer502gt]

Ok you immigrate here from a Chinese military base and bring some phen with you.

How funny is that?

It's not.

Fuck them. They hate us.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

Fuck them. They hate us.

We all hate you and you keep coming here. You should be able to sympathize with the chinese better.

[tuer502gt]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

We all hate you and you keep coming here. You should be able to sympathize with the chinese better.

Are you trying to kill me? Would you if you thought you could get away with it?

Do you want to destroy my way of life?

Have you made attempts to destroy my country or cripple my economy?

Because in that situation then we have a problem.

I don't give a fuck otherwise.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

Are you trying to kill me? Would you if you thought you could get away with it?

Do you want to destroy my way of life?

Have you made attempts to destroy my country or cripple my economy?

Because in that situation then we have a problem.

I don't give a fuck otherwise.

Let's just say all of these things are true.


Then what precisely the fuck are you doing to do about it?

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

Are you trying to kill me? Would you if you thought you could get away with it?

Do you want to destroy my way of life?

Have you made attempts to destroy my country or cripple my economy?

Because in that situation then we have a problem.

I don't give a fuck otherwise.

No. You have come here and shitposted constantly, destroying the zoklet/totse way of life. You are to zoklet what chinese are to australia, and you need to GTFO just as much as they do.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

No. You have come here and shitposted constantly, destroying the zoklet/totse way of life. You are to zoklet what chinese are to australia, and you need to GTFO just as much as they do.

Careful dude.


I wouldn't want to have a problem with this guy.

[tuer502gt]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

No. You have come here and shitposted constantly, destroying the zoklet/totse way of life. You are to zoklet what chinese are to australia, and you need to GTFO just as much as they do.

Asians are ok.

They're nice people with lovely women.

Fucking Chinese military spies upset me.

And you're allowed to think I'm a piece of shit poster.

But I'm not.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

Asians are ok.

They're nice people with lovely women.

Fucking Chinese military spies upset me.

And you're allowed to think I'm a piece of shit poster.

But I'm not.

I disagree.

Because you are a shitposter.

You are shitposting right now.

And I'm doing it too.

You're also delusional.

Kill yourself.

[tuer502gt]

Originally Posted by meateor

Let's just say all of these things are true.


Then what precisely the fuck are you doing to do about it?

The first question I'm going to give you is:

Do you want to mess with my state of mind?

[meateor]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

The first question I'm going to give you is:

Do you want to mess with my state of mind?

[tuer502gt]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

I disagree.

Because you are a shitposter.

You are shitposting right now.

And I'm doing it too.

You're also delusional.

Kill yourself.

Oh wow you win.

I've got nothing to come back at you with anywhere or anyway.

Good choice Victor.

[Cop]

No drop adress, false ID etc? Have you done anything to cover your traces? If not you deserve this but just imagine the detox while getting raped within the hour of arriving in prison.

Breivik seems like the better option right?

[broseph]

zoklet is full of dicks now.

[SHARP]

Originally Posted by Cop

No drop adress, false ID etc? Have you done anything to cover your traces? If not you deserve this but just imagine the detox while getting raped within the hour of arriving in prison.

Breivik seems like the better option right?

So, instead of just serving your time, it's better to have spent the last couple of years going more and more insane, to the point where you're so fucking delusional you imagine yourself being a member of an organization that doesn't exist, as well as another who'd want nothing to do with you, all while awarding yourself medals which are in fact more or less randomly chosen medals "you think look cool" on your home made parade uniform, only to finish off by killing a bunch of innocent Norwegians that couldn't possibly interfere with your delusions of grandeur because they live in the real world and not in your imaginary one...

Yup, "doing a breivik" seems like the logical solution to his problem I'll give you that, he surely won't get ass raped the least bit when he's dropped in with a bunch of people society deems unsafe for normal people to come into contact with, and thus lock them away...
More importantly, there won't be a single person out there plotting to kill the living snot out of him to rid this planet of the plague boil he made himself by "doing a breivik"...

Being the illiterate fuckwit I am, I find it terribly difficult to understand how "doing a breivik" could possibly help him in any way in regards to his problem, so would one of you good people please explain to me how it could possibly have a positive effect on his situation?

(Please use pictures, I'm not too good with them words with syllables and all that, thanks a boatload)


Disclaimer: Post may contain small traces of sarcasm.

[Poop]

now it's time for you to fall off the grid, fool. its your only chance.