pissing in bottles

[Zanick]

the fantasies never really go away, but I'm in a really shitty place now and that's what's important.

[JC Denton]

Yes... I actually do this. Too sleepy and tired to walk all the way to the bathroom.

[BITCH TITZ]

I don't keep the bottles in my room you sick fucks when I really wake up I get rid of em. Gatorade bottles

[Nigel Shitcock]

I like to pee in the garden with a move I call 'the turret'

[Mutant Funk Drink]

When I was in college and was too busy studying, doing assignments, or relaxing, I would piss in a bottle and later pour it out the window. The plants underneath grew damn good that year.

[Xlite]

Lol at all the butt-hurt.

[The Pat-Man]

are y'all being serious?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Tru story: I used to piss in the corner of my closet @ my mom's house. i'd lift the carpet up and piss hard.

[JC Denton]

I often mark my territory on houseplants or sinks as well.

I have my reasons.

[STD]

Originally Posted by Asheville

The funny thing is, I believe you.

I actually laughed out loud. <3

[tuer502gt]

That is so gross man.

Way grosser than sticking a cucumber up your arse then putting it back in the fridge so your parents don't know you were experimenting and then watching your mum eat it at dinner.

Motherfuckers........

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Tru story: I used to piss in the corner of my closet @ my mom's house. i'd lift the carpet up and piss hard.

Dude, what the....

Didn't it like, stink/mold/putrefy after a while? That's unbelievably gross.

[JC Denton]

Originally Posted by Proots

Dude, what the....

Didn't it like, stink/mold/putrefy after a while? That's unbelievably gross.

After a few weeks of doing that, it smells worse than a sewer.

[ShutMeUp]

can't believe some of you motherfuckers can get a bitch to suck yo dick. weed smoker you nasty

[Proots]

Originally Posted by JC Denton

After a few weeks of doing that, it smells worse than a sewer.

I'm actually shuddering with revulsion over a thought like that.

[36fuckin5]

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[Illegal Immigrant]

I was renting a room back in new york for really cheap. But i had to share with 3 older Mexican dudes.

I would have people over and we would drink massive amounts of beer in my room. So there would be like 5-6 people constantly taking pisses in the shared bathroom that did not live there or pay rent at all.

One day my roommates told me it had to stop because the bathroom had piss all over it . So i told my friends when they came over to piss in in their beer bottles and take em out when they left.

Being the drunken drugged up assholes we where most of the time we would just leave all the bottles laying around in random places all over my room and it became like a minefield of piss bottles. Anyone who was getting drunk had to be careful and not put down their beer or risk getting it confused with a bottle of piss. people would actually end up drinking piss and wouldn't even notice because they where trashed and it was mixed in with half a forty ounce full of malt liquor.


Ahahaha good times.

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Illegal Immigrant

I was renting a room back in new york for really cheap. But i had to share with 3 older Mexican dudes.

I would have people over and we would drink massive amounts of beer in my room. So there would be like 5-6 people constantly taking pisses in the shared bathroom that did not live there or pay rent at all.

One day my roommates told me it had to stop because the bathroom had piss all over it . So i told my friends when they came over to piss in in their beer bottles and take em out when they left.

Being the drunken drugged up assholes we where most of the time we would just leave all the bottles laying around in random places all over my room and it became like a minefield of piss bottles. Anyone who was getting drunk had to be careful and not put down their beer or risk getting it confused with a bottle of piss. people would actually end up drinking piss and wouldn't even notice because they where trashed and it was mixed in with half a forty ounce full of malt liquor.


Ahahaha good times.

Ahahahahaha! That's messed up!

[ShutMeUp]

^ see that's funny

one NYE me and some friends drank a fuckload of Carlsberg (), when one of my mates went to the bathroom or outside for a smoke another friend pee'd in his can. he came back and started drinking it and we were all pissing ourselves laughing. he got suspicious and asked why it was warm and they said bc we were chilling in front of the fire

[JC Denton]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

^ see that's funny

one NYE me and some friends drank a fuckload of Carlsberg (), when one of my mates went to the bathroom or outside for a smoke another friend pee'd in his can. he came back and started drinking it and we were all pissing ourselves laughing. he got suspicious and asked why it was warm and they said bc we were chilling in front of the fire

lol @ people with unrefined palates that can't differentiate between beer and urine.

[ShutMeUp]

to be fair carlsberg does taste exactly like the smell of piss

[JC Denton]

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

to be fair carlsberg does taste exactly like the smell of piss

If you mean carlsberg ice, then I'm inclined to agree with you.

[ShutMeUp]

exactly. I was making an exception for those with fucking huge houses

[rustyshackleford420]

It's just the way of the road, boys.

[Illegal Immigrant]

I was at a friends house pre-gaming for some party while he took a shower. already had 6 beers and the urge to piss was to great. The kitchen sink and it was full of dishes to the top.

I tried to wait I swear. There was no choice but to piss all over his dishes.

[ShutMeUp]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I can walk to the nearest park's restroom facility from my house in 5 minutes. That's Winchester Mansion huge we're talking, lol.

okay I admit it, I was referring to Greyfox. i didnt think he would, too, pee in a bottle

[Vizier]

So... how does Greyfox take a shit?

More like where...

[Communicate]

You can piss in a toilet, or you can just piss on to the ground. Why would you ever want to piss in a bottle?

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by Communicate

You can piss in a toilet, or you can just piss on to the ground. Why would you ever want to piss in a bottle?

cuz you don't want the floor of your room smelling like piss duh.

[36fuckin5]

Or because you're in a car.

[ShutMeUp]

one of my old neighbours reported my friend for pissing out of the window

edit: ...which is why you pee in a bottle instead?

[Communicate]

Originally Posted by Illegal Immigrant

cuz you don't want the floor of your room smelling like piss duh.

so go to the fucking toilet. if for some reason you can't, outside the house (what I meant by ground).
driving somewhere and absolutely can't stop is the only time I can think of.

and if you're the type of person to piss in bottles, your house is already gonna smell of piss anyway.

[Proots]

I would like to reiterate my original point - a lot of you are really, really disgusting. I don't think I've ever pissed in a bottle or anywhere other than in a toilet/outside in my whole life.

It's absolutely appalling. What the hell is wrong with you people?

[Tokerface]

Nah even that's too hard, I usually just piss the bed.

[Xlite]

I also pissed in a bottle in my dads car once, he told me to do it cuz he didn't want to pull over. Which was fine with me.

Originally Posted by Proots

I would like to reiterate my original point - a lot of you are really, really disgusting. I don't think I've ever pissed in a bottle or anywhere other than in a toilet/outside in my whole life.

It's absolutely appalling. What the hell is wrong with you people?

You do know this is zoklet right?

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by Proots

I would like to reiterate my original point - a lot of you are really, really disgusting. I don't think I've ever pissed in a bottle or anywhere other than in a toilet/outside in my whole life.

It's absolutely appalling. What the hell is wrong with you people?

your either a woman or gay.


tits or gtfo ?

[SoulButter]

I'm with proots on this one. I'm more disgusted with the amount of lazyness it takes to actually do this.

Also, someone said something about pissing into a towel on the first page? Fucking lol.

[JC Denton]

cab i get my gf pregnate if i pee insid her?

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

I'm with proots on this one. I'm more disgusted with the amount of lazyness it takes to actually do this.

Also, someone said something about pissing into a towel on the first page? Fucking lol.

Yep. This. I'm a fucked up dude. I'm a lazy dude. I'm a filthy, disgusting slob. There is a bowl of moldy macaroni on my floor that's been there for days and my floor is covered with garbage.

I would never piss in a bottle.

Neither should you.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Also, someone said something about pissing into a towel on the first page? Fucking lol.

I wish I could find that post. Google brings up nothing. Maybe it was on totse.