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Thats probably the worst invention ever.
Best, or worst? I don't know.

Greatest? Well, it was the first moral compass for a civilized world. As far as ideas go, God is definitely great, in terms of sheer importance.
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Best, or worst? I don't know.

Greatest? Well, it was the first moral compass for a civilized world. As far as ideas go, God is definitely great, in terms of sheer importance.
That's not true at all.

Human societies have always had moral codes, and as a social species, most of us have similar notions of good/bad and acceptable/unacceptable. A lot of that has tended to be put across in religious stories, but to say that religion created that is absurd.
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Not a what.

The strive for creation, to produce, improve and to progress. That is what has kept us going.
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That's not true at all.

Human societies have always had moral codes, and as a social species, most of us have similar notions of good/bad and acceptable/unacceptable. A lot of that has tended to be put across in religious stories, but to say that religion created that is absurd.
I would beg to differ. The moral values of different societies throughout history only have a bare handful of things in common, and most of it is concerning human sacrifice.
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concerning human sacrifice.
I'm all for bringing this back, aztec style.
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I don't think there's such a thing as the "greatest" invention, but if I had to pick one, it would probably be the transistor.

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I would beg to differ. The moral values of different societies throughout history only have a bare handful of things in common, and most of it is concerning human sacrifice.
Definitely not true.

If you perceive of all the possible moral leanings a society could hold, those held by humanity are clearly very narrow in differences.
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Definitely not true.

If you perceive of all the possible moral leanings a society could hold, those held by humanity are clearly very narrow in differences.
They are narrow in application, but human societies have very different moralities in what they consider to be good/bad/acceptable/unacceptable. Compare Islam to Ancient Egypt to Victorian England to Dark Age France to Modern America to India to China to the Bolivian Tribes to the Serbians to the Mayans to Roman occupied Syria.

The only common link is that they all have some form of blood sacrifice, and that is because the only thing humans share as a species is a savage, bloodthirsty nature.
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I'm all for bringing this back, aztec style.
Right on... All will kneel before the mighty Tezcatlipoca.
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I don't think there's such a thing as the "greatest" invention, but if I had to pick one, it would probably be the transistor.

What's so great about that?
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I'm all for bringing this back, aztec style.
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Nothing. Every single thing that humanity ever came up with was a piece of garbage.
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God invented bacon.
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:39 PM
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God invented bacon.
Last I checked we invented cooking and butchery. Without those there'd be no bacon. God invented pork. Then he told us we weren't allowed to eat it.
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What's so great about that?
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Last I checked we invented cooking and butchery. Without those there'd be no bacon. God invented pork. Then he told us we weren't allowed to eat it.
Touche.
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As for beer, yeah, probably beer.
You sound like a pothead, except with beer instead of pot.
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You sound like a pothead, except with beer instead of pot.
You sound like a retard, except with herp instead of derp.
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You sound like a retard, except with herp instead of derp.
herp herp?

herp herp.
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herp herp.
Derp!! Herp derp, heeeeeeerp!
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God invented bacon.
But people invented god.

which means - Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!
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No he sounds like a retard, except with derp instead of of herp. You're the only retard with herp on this site. Goddamn your uncle.
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Most likely the best invention would be arithmetic.
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Oh written language is a fucking waste, for thousands of years people had to take all this time to write down their thoughts just to get it widespread. If people back in the day just focused on doing and accomplishing and interacting, we wouldn't feel this need for written word and history, people wouldn't care so much about "their place in history". theyd just fucking do shit. ass piss pussy cock basterd fuck.
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^ Despite my grudge for Plato, I think there is some truth to this. For all our attempts at real interaction (i.e. language, video, etc) with one another--to establish some mutuality--we ultimately fail to properly communicate our experiences. It's a matter of subjectivity, my words can never adequately convey to you exactly what I'm feeling.

But when it comes to application... it would render our time spent on our beloved BBS futile. Any kind of invention would be useless really, just an attempt to rationalize a lonely existence on a planet we can't explain. We'd be alone, and that simply isn't any good

And so... we carry on?

What is a most useful invention? I say, what unites us more than anything else.
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What is a most useful invention? I say, what unites us more than anything else.
No way.

Self loading rifle is good.

Nuclear reactor is better.

Which is why you can have a self loading rifle.
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My parents put two things together and made me, therefore I am the best invention.
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