Fevers make you trip balls

[YoureATowel]

I remember one time I had such a bad fever, that my digital alarm clock was attacking and it looked like it was shooting red lazers at me, and I was trying to dodge those fuckers.

[meateor]

Originally Posted by delysid

She has a twin sister she swaps with every time you want to have sex with her.

Oh God, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.