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Old 08-11-2012, 08:22 PM
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Default Handcuffed Teen kills self in police car - with news video

Even though the investigation is on going the police have decided that the teen strangled himself to death with the seatbelt.

When asked what the appropriate time that a person should he left alone in the police car, the police say that since the investigation is not finished, and that gem of a question can not be answered.

So WTF? The investigation starts at the conclusion that the teen commits suicide and then works backwards to get the facts that fit the conclusion!!

Strange way to conduct an investigation.

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Old 08-11-2012, 08:34 PM
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It was autoerotic hysphixiation(sp)
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:36 PM
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You jumped to the wrong conclusion.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:38 PM
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OP, is it fucking impossible that maybe the teen strangled himself?
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:42 PM
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OP, is it fucking impossible that maybe the teen strangled himself?
Is it fucking impossible that a cop came back down and strangled the teen?

Or maybe the owner of the bar?

Or a skinhead Neo-Nazi passerby?

And when a person is arrested by the police, the safety of that person becomes the responsibility of the police.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:55 PM
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holy shit! that's a lot of liquor!

too bad they didn't succeed.

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Old 08-11-2012, 09:30 PM
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Is it fucking impossible that a cop came back down and strangled the teen?

Or maybe the owner of the bar?

Or a skinhead Neo-Nazi passerby?

And when a person is arrested by the police, the safety of that person becomes the responsibility of the police.
Motive?

I see none.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:49 PM
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Motive?

I see none.
Of course you don't. An investigation is required to find the motive.
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Motive?

I see none.
Crazy cops?
This is kinda like that kid who "shot himself" in the back of a squad car. it's the cops word against...
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Kid got owned, either way. I guess the thought of an enlarged rectum was too much.
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