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Old 05-15-2012, 12:27 PM
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There's this pic of a black guy and the caption says something like "I'm so black I shit warrants."

The guy in the pic looks almost identical to this person:

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Old 05-15-2012, 12:39 PM
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That' be racis'.
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:41 PM
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I just want to take this opportunity to state for the record that I am not racist.

I just find that pic funny.

And I want to see if it's the same person as in the pic in the OP.
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:51 PM
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2430460/I/

Seriously dis be racis as fo.
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:55 PM
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Seriously though, that's the one.

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Old 05-15-2012, 12:56 PM
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:58 PM
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He looks how I would imagine a black Jew to look.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:02 PM
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He looks how I would imagine a black Jew to look.
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:20 AM
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he should have kids with a korean bitch.
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:40 AM
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he should have kids with a korean bitch.
That would be... interesting.
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Old 06-03-2012, 12:39 PM
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That guy looks creepy as hell
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Old 06-04-2012, 12:05 AM
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IIRC, somebody on Zoklet posted that as their pic. I figured they were probably doing it for the lulz.
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Old 06-04-2012, 12:15 AM
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ghetto extraterrestrial nigger aliens are amongst us
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Old 08-09-2012, 11:22 PM
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jesus... ugh... that creeps me the fuck out. shopped?
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:08 AM
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imagine if you woke up and that face was just staring at you from the middle of the room!
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:46 AM
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i think we have a new "rape face" mascot.
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jesus... ugh... that creeps me the fuck out. shopped?
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:11 PM
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:15 PM
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That's sooo ironic and cool.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:34 PM
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I just want to take this opportunity to state for the record that I am not racist.

I just find that pic funny.

And I want to see if it's the same person as in the pic in the OP.
you make me sick, quaking in your boots for fear of being called 'racist'. Grow a pair of balls you fucking woman. You are the poster boy for white guilt.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:46 PM
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you make me sick, quaking in your boots for fear of being called 'racist'. Grow a pair of balls you fucking woman. You are the poster boy for white guilt.
Retard is retarded.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:49 PM
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you make me sick, quaking in your boots for fear of being called 'racist'. Grow a pair of balls you fucking woman. You are the poster boy for white guilt.
And if it weren't for people like you, he wouldn't have to say things like "I'm not racist". Your type make it hard for decent people and make messes for them to clean up.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:15 PM
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heh 'your type'. If I said that in front of 'your kind' there would be a head-swinging, 'Oh no you di-int' tantrum. You guys just don't get it. Just like how you think that you are hated 'for the color of your skin'. Cmon, you really believe that? You really believe that people sit there and think 'your skin is BROWN, fuck you and yours'? It makes no sense, just like most of you liberal's screeds and 'facts'
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:18 PM
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the swastika was around long before hitler was born....

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Lol...keep it up, brah. You're not helping anyone.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:32 PM
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hitting real close to the truth, and it hurts, don't it.....
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:39 PM
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Yeah, it hurts...you.
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no.. it not having hair is the literally the least creepiest thing about it.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:42 PM
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the swastika was around long before hitler was born....

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>diagonally aligned swatiska in a white circle on a red background
>SWASTIKA WAS AROUND 4EVER OMG

Usually I wouldn't mention the alignment because it doesn't mean anything on its own, but in combination... that shirt is so obviously a Nazi swastika that you deserve to be cockslapped.
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no.. it not having hair is the literally the least creepiest thing about it.
I was going to say, it's not the lack of hair that makes him look so creepy. That freakishly shaped face, the crazy jaw line, the huge googly-eyes with the tiny little irises - with eyelids naturally stretched to an extreme to contain them, those hilariously small and malformed ears, and to top it off, massive cocksucking lips the size of balloons. How could any one man look so... "characterful"? Like, every aspect of his face is completely malformed, save for the teeth. I'll betcha that shit formed completely naturally too. I wonder what his parents looked like?
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the swastika was around long before hitler was born....

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Who's arguing this fact?

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Jesus that pic sent chills down my spine, i actually feel unsafe in my own home it's that bad. That guy is one creepy-ass nigger.
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There's nothing ironic about this 100% Caucasoid Indian male wearing a Nazi swastika. The upper strata of the Third Reich had an occult interest in the Indian subcontinent and it's history, and rightly considered these people to be a part of their racial family

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