Ending a house party

Issue313 · #1 08-11-2012, 01:21 PM

Ones with the keg and all. Whats the quickest way to break them up?

Michael Scott · #2 08-11-2012, 01:24 PM

911.

Miley Highrus · #3 08-11-2012, 01:27 PM

Start shooting people at random

M. Samuel Chevalier · #4 08-11-2012, 02:21 PM

Your house? Stand up, cut the music, and yell at everyone to get the fuck out

Someone else's? Give the host a swirley and cum all over his mamas pillow

reject · #5 08-11-2012, 02:26 PM

Nothing can stop a good house party.

steveneedshelp · #6 08-11-2012, 03:15 PM

Start carrying furniture out to the lawn

sexually vulnerable CPR dummy · #7 08-11-2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by reject

Nothing can stop a good house party.

aint no party like a good house party cuz a good house party WONT STOP

Savino · #8 08-11-2012, 03:24 PM

Lock all the doors and set fire to the house, turn the party into a holocaust.

Mirana · #9 08-11-2012, 03:30 PM

The only way to the end the party, is by starting your own.

The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.

crackhead · #10 08-11-2012, 04:51 PM

Are you guys serious? This is the one time a true zoklet answer is relevant. Molotov everything.

**Mantikore** · #11 08-11-2012, 05:17 PM

Realistically, just start throwing rocks through the window.

Retard Synrdome · #12 08-11-2012, 05:21 PM

Shit yourself in the middle of the room

SoulButter · #13 08-11-2012, 05:58 PM

Is it a white house party, or a black house party?

Savino · #14 08-11-2012, 10:26 PM

Hot coffee will also do wonders for sobering up the particularly drunk, I know it sounds cliche but it really works. The extreme heat of the drink burns the skin pretty well, causing about as much pain as you can inflict, if youve mixed in some sugar its kinda sticky too so it stick to skin causing maximum damage to tissue. More times then not, a screaming ambulance ride to the hospital is pretty sobering, or, atleast hilarious.

Proots · #15 08-11-2012, 10:34 PM

I mean, if it's your house - just stand up and explain to everyone that the show is over and they gotta leave. Make up an excuse if you feel you must. Otherwise, everyone will make their way out. I mean, what are they gonna do? Be like "LOL! NO!"?

If so, then you invited some pretty beat people.

Savino · #16 08-11-2012, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Proots

what are they gonna do? Be like "LOL! NO!"?

If so, then you invited some pretty beat people.

Well, yeah, thats like 80% of the partys ive been to. The owner can get a fucking bullhorn and say "ok guys time to leave" and all the drunk fucks will just be tackling him trying to get the bullhorn to play with.

As for inviting people, it doesnt really matter who you invite, once word is out, you're going to have all kinds of "friends of friends" and straight up strangers around. Unless you're one of these people who thinks having 4 friends over with a 18 of beer and watching a movie is a party.

Proots · #17 08-11-2012, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Savino

Well, yeah, thats like 80% of the partys ive been to. The owner can get a fucking bullhorn and say "ok guys time to leave" and all the drunk fucks will just be tackling him trying to get the bullhorn to play with.

As for inviting people, it doesnt really matter who you invite, once word is out, you're going to have all kinds of "friends of friends" and straight up strangers around. Unless you're one of these people who thinks having 4 friends over with a 18 of beer and watching a movie is a party.

I dunno - I've never gone to/thrown a party and not known less than like 70 percent of the people there. Once people start leaving - even the drunkest fucks will eventually get the hint and go.

After all, what's the point of a part without other people?

I see your point, though. I feel ya.

SoulButter · #18 08-13-2012, 01:17 AM

This is true. There comes a time when you look around and realize 90% of the people have left already. After you realize you're one of the only ones left you don't want to stick around much longer lol.

My advice: get rid of the sober people first, the drunkest last, and everyone in the middle, in the middle.

The Big LeBronowski · #19 08-13-2012, 01:21 AM

get naked n walk around ppl will just leave due to u(im assuming ur ugly/fat)

Fox Paws · #20 08-13-2012, 01:26 AM

Call the cops?

SoulButter · #21 08-13-2012, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Fox Paws

Call the cops?

Or better yet, just tell them the cops are coming.

Shishananee · #22 08-13-2012, 01:47 AM

Wear a respirator/cartridge mask and let off one of those powder-type fire extinguishers.
It'd make a mess but I'd rather vacuum up that crap than use the carpet cleaner to get all the fucktard puke and stains out.

Painzstake · #23 08-13-2012, 02:06 AM

Umm get like 10 stink bombs and pop them and throw them about?

Proots · #24 08-13-2012, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SoulButter

Or better yet, just tell them the cops are coming.

This seems like the most effective way to handle the problem.

Issue313 · #25 08-13-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Big LeBronowski

get naked n walk around ppl will just leave due to u(im assuming ur ugly/fat)

YoureATowel · #26 08-13-2012, 05:15 PM

Dress up like the joker and have an assault rifle.

Define-Security · #27 08-13-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by YoureATowel

Dress up like the joker and have an assault rifle.

Why do I see a felony in your future?

Cop · #28 08-13-2012, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox Paws

Call the cops?

I want everyone to leave this thread.

crackhead · #29 08-13-2012, 06:16 PM

lol alt account ^

**Zanick** · #30 08-13-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SoulButter

Is it a white house party, or a black house party?

I think this question must be answered before proceeding further.

LSDaamn · #31 08-13-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zanick

I think this question must be answered before proceeding further.

It makes all the difference.

constantinople · #32 08-14-2012, 07:30 PM

Mexican house party.

Snoopy · #33 08-14-2012, 07:35 PM

Close all the windows and fart.

UNDFTD · #34 08-16-2012, 01:24 AM

Spray Liquid Ass around the house and eye drops in their beer kegs and they will be shitting and confused for days.

Liquid Ass: http://www.liquidass.com/

36fuckin5 · #35 08-23-2012, 05:50 AM

Just tell everyone to GTFO. If they don't listen, start getting more pissed off about it. It's not hard.

JC Denton · #36 08-23-2012, 06:05 AM

Just put all the alcohol away, and replace it with caffeinated beverages. People will start leaving as soon as their buzz goes away... unless they have drugs.

STD · #37 08-23-2012, 06:34 AM

Call the police.

Nothing illegal going on? Start something illegal.

Throw petrol around and light it. There, illegal shit. Crime scene. Police arrive, it's a crime scene.

My work here is done.