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Old 08-11-2012, 11:43 PM
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Default For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

Find it on various torrent sites.

There's really nothing like pissing on people and pointing your laser pen at peoples private parts to have your dog jump them.

Be prepared for lulzy one-liners, aids infested cats and monkeys, ugly graphics, horrible physics, a ton of epic weapons, and more uncle dave.



I totally recommend it for those who enjoyed the other two postal games.

Also. If you like the game, support the company by purchasing it.
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:18 AM
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

the game is sorta shittier,

also i got the game in russian, so all text is english, but all audio is english with russian audio on top of it.

so i cant stand the russian and i dont feel like re downloading english, so i dont play
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:23 AM
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the game is sorta shittier,

also i got the game in russian, so all text is english, but all audio is english with russian audio on top of it.

so i cant stand the russian and i dont feel like re downloading english, so i dont play
I found an english version, so its all good.
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

I heard it's horrible compared to Postal 2, with so many bugs it's almost unplayable. I mean 2 was pretty buggy but the bugs were lulzy and at least playable, everything I've heard about 3 is that it's garbage unless they patched it somehow...

LOL according to Steam it has a 24 metacritic score
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I heard it's horrible compared to Postal 2, with so many bugs it's almost unplayable. I mean 2 was pretty buggy but the bugs were lulzy and at least playable, everything I've heard about 3 is that it's garbage unless they patched it somehow...

LOL according to Steam it has a 24 metacritic score
i think they trolled us.
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:07 AM
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

Old news and the game looks fucking shit, waiting for Res Evil 6 oh yeah!!!
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:44 AM
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

Yeah its buggy, but there's good path and bad path.
The lulz comes mostly from the dialog, and yeah. postal 2 was better, but i still think its worth a play through.
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i think they trolled us.
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

I heard that game is wack and on the list of one of the worst games of 2012.
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Old 08-17-2012, 04:23 AM
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

It is basically exactly the same quality as Postal 2. The only difference is the people who played Postal 2 are no longer 13 years old, so it's not as charming (ha) as it once was. Postal 3 has exactly the same atmosphere and yeah it's buggy, but not unplayable. It's as faithful as another Postal sequel could be.

Anyone talking shit probably hasn't played it or even watched gameplay videos. If you like Postal 2, you'll like Postal 3. If you liked Postal 2, it's going to be hit or miss.
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Default Re: For those who didn't know: The Dude is back! Postal 3.

Needs mods/updates. Still can't believe this got released though, I'd already given up on it a long time ago.
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Postal is like Duke Nukem and Freddy Krueger movies. They never go out of style and I'm always ready for the next installment.
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