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Have never been able to get a full one. Really want to cum on this stuff. Tried copious amounts of lube and porn (though gets severe porn ADD and can't seem to focus, keeps clicking on other links). Don't want to mix different substances. Only roll with gf and she doesn't get very sexual on it, so it's mostly a solo deal. Vibrating cock work?
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Man if you could sustain let alone get an erection whilst up on E it would be the most heavenly feeling on earth fucking.
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Yeah, I believe it. I feel like maybe a cock ring or something would help, and then just have to catch my girl in the right mood. Any advice other than take poppers?
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IV blood from your arm to your cock, the veins at the base of your dick will be like the Berlin wall right now. No blood is getting through there 'nigga
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Old 08-17-2012, 06:31 AM
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Have never been able to get a full one. Really want to cum on this stuff. Tried copious amounts of lube and porn (though gets severe porn ADD and can't seem to focus, keeps clicking on other links). Don't want to mix different substances. Only roll with gf and she doesn't get very sexual on it, so it's mostly a solo deal. Vibrating cock work?
The problem is that the MDMA is constricting your veins (as any stimulant/empathogen will do slightly). This can make you nauseous or cause the problem you're experiencing. The easiest solution is to smoke weed and take 400 mg of ibuprofen about 30min before rolling.

tl:dr, 400mg ibuprofen+bud=super MDMA boner.
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Old 08-17-2012, 09:27 AM
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I've never had a problem with speed dick, or E dick for the matter. An orgasm on MDMA is amazing by the way, one of the best next to candyflipping IMO. If you have a hard time getting it up (or being aroused) I'd recommend maca root, horny goat weed, yohimbe, or L-dopa.
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this just shows how shite the extasy tabs going around are now. proper extasy in the late 80s/early 90s was almost like viagra. you'd have trouble getting rid of the biggest boner you ever had, every time you took the stuff.
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Old 08-17-2012, 09:44 AM
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this just shows how shite the extasy tabs going around are now. proper extasy in the late 80s/early 90s was almost like viagra. you'd have trouble getting rid of the biggest boner you ever had, every time you took the stuff.
Either a chemical compound in nature changed in 12 years or someone sold you Viagra.
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:54 AM
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Either a chemical compound in nature changed in 12 years or someone sold you Viagra.
Nah, he should know about early 90s MDMA tabs, that's probably how he was conceived.
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:32 PM
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Nah, he should know about early 90s MDMA tabs, that's probably how he was conceived.
Could just buy pure md by the gram.
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God I fucking love mdma <333333333
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Either a chemical compound in nature changed in 12 years or someone sold you Viagra.
that'd be pretty cool if someone was selling mdma + viagra tabs
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i heard in rumors that some E pills in amsterdam have viagra in them
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Have never been able to get a full one. Really want to cum on this stuff. Tried copious amounts of lube and porn (though gets severe porn ADD and can't seem to focus, keeps clicking on other links). Don't want to mix different substances. Only roll with gf and she doesn't get very sexual on it, so it's mostly a solo deal. Vibrating cock work?
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Old 08-17-2012, 04:14 PM
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The problem is that the MDMA is constricting your veins (as any stimulant/empathogen will do slightly). This can make you nauseous or cause the problem you're experiencing. The easiest solution is to smoke weed and take 400 mg of ibuprofen about 30min before rolling.

tl:dr, 400mg ibuprofen+bud=super MDMA boner.
Are you saying get baked or just a couple hits?
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Old 08-17-2012, 06:24 PM
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Hahaha, good luck with that.
I had the most hot/horny chick sucking my dick for 4 hours without any movement at all.

Lesson learned, i'm never doing mdma again while i'm with a horny chick.
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It is possible, just not likely. I wouldn't even bother trying until you are coming down.
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I'm gonna try taking a few hits with ibu before like Spanish said, and then slip a ring on it. Let y'all know how it work.
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I'm gonna try taking a few hits with ibu before like Spanish said, and then slip a ring on it. Let y'all know how it work.
Make sure you stick a finger up your butt.
Like the chemical brothers once said: "PUSH THE BUTTON!"
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Just one finger? Might as well go all out.
Take a leaf out of Mr hands' book.
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Make sure you stick a finger up your butt.
Like the chemical brothers once said: "PUSH THE BUTTON!"
Actually that was " Push the tempo "

... Oh nevermind .. That was fatboy slim .
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the fuck kinda mdma you niggers taking, the shit was made for sex
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Shit contracts the blood vessels, preventing a boner.
In my case, and obviously in others aswell.
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i dont know what the fuck this "E" pill had, but i was laying in bed jacking off for 5 hours and nutting every 30 minutes all while i was seeing patterns forming on my wall, just after the last nut i feel asleep
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Either a chemical compound in nature changed in 12 years or someone sold you Viagra.
lolwot. you really think just coz your dealer tells you what he's selling you is pure mdma, that means it defo is pure mdma?? ...the cunt prolly doesn't even know what the fuck it is himself, hahah.
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Jesus you can actually get thrush on your tongue, i did not know that till my friend showed me his this morning; i thought the throat infection i caught was bad but his tongue, urrrgh.
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and you never will get one. I felt like crying my dick was so shriveled on E, it scared the shit out of me. I was worried it would stay 3/4 in my body forever. Fuck E.
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me and my friend were talking about powders last night.

it doesn't really do anything great for me but he reckons that he pisses cum when he's on the stuff. best sex ever, etc.
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How is sex on acid?
I've tried masturbation but I thought I was tearing my dick into little pieces so I stopped.
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I've tried masturbation but I thought I was tearing my dick into little pieces so I stopped.
I tried jerking off. It was fucking boring after a while. Still felt good, but maintaining focus was difficult, even with porn.
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Sex was fun on shrooms. Wouldn't say it was good, cause the erection was a little eratic, but everything felt nice.
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How is sex on acid?
I've tried masturbation but I thought I was tearing my dick into little pieces so I stopped.
its alright. can get a bit weird sometimes tho. i was once on this girl and i looked at her face and she looked like an old woman.. that was kinda freaky seeing as we were both only about 18 at the time, hahah.
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its alright. can get a bit weird sometimes tho. i was once on this girl and i looked at her face and she looked like an old woman.. that was kinda freaky seeing as we were both only about 18 at the time, hahah.
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I remember at a festival using a Marquis reagent test on a capsule of the stuff and it came back pure, then when I took a couple later I blacked out and only really remember having sex for hours and just screaming pretty much the entire time. Acid is a decent time too depending on the trip you're on. I always had a good time.
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