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Old 01-22-2011, 10:36 AM
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I work for the health unit and if you don't mind I'm gonna submit that as an idea. It doesn't fit into our current campaign but it's fuckin hilarious and possibly the most convincing argument compared to the other ones out there. The more the merrier too.. if you're gonna take a wild shot at getting people not to do meth, why not take as many as you can.?
No I certainly don't mind. In fact, I think it would be awesome.
Let me know how it turns out.
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:24 PM
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No I certainly don't mind. In fact, I think it would be awesome.
Let me know how it turns out.
yeeeah I'll submit the idea on monday
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Old 01-28-2011, 08:50 PM
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So here's a funny story. I was in Thailand the first time I dropped E. I had met up with a fuckbuddy of mine and we were hanging out and smoking some meth. Then we went to the discotek (the club) and dropped some REALLY good E (they were blue butterflies, I took just one). We danced for a bit, but I really wasn't feeling the E. So we decide to go back to her place, I eat another half of the E and we smoke some more meth. The next thing I know, I feel sick to my stomach and run to the bathroom and puked.

...and then I started rolling. It was amazing experience, I'd never tried it before, I was rolling and she was rolling (and tweaking) and she was horny and wanted to fuck. So she pulls off my pants and starts sucking me off, only to find a limp dick that she can't make hard. No matter what she does, she just can't get my dick up. "What the fuck?!", she says. I replied "sorry baby, I should've told you not to let me smoke that ice" (what they call meth in thailand). I'd smoked meth a couple times before and I should've known better, because every time I smoke that shit I can't get a hardon. But anyways, we were rolling all night and couldn't get my dick to work, so I just ate her out and she sucked my limp dick. Shit was sad.
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Old 01-29-2011, 12:03 AM
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UPDATE: I got the go for the poster. Hopefully I'll have something to post soon.
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:13 AM
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i love jacking for hours and hours and hours when i'm high on meth; makes me feel so manly and i shoot the biggest loads; but it is true that it kills some of ur hard on.
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:18 AM
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i can whack it for 7-10 hours when i'm high; the orgasm when i'm done is always amazing; i love meth and i love how manly it makes me feel;
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Old 03-01-2011, 03:21 AM
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UPDATE: I got the go for the poster. Hopefully I'll have something to post soon.
What ever happened with this?
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Old 03-01-2011, 01:58 PM
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Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen this thread, but I'm curious as well.
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:30 AM
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personally my longest was about 3 or 4 hours on meth.. and that was fuckin annoying.. anything longer then that i give up.. being on painkillers always takes way too long too

now i just play guitar for like 22 hours and then jack off a bunch whenever i wake up
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:52 AM
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No guys I think I solved the problem to dick chaffing from masterbating too hard and getting scabs...

First wash area with axe as seen in commercials, gently stroke and massage while doing this, then turn up the water so the axe gets underneath the scab because it shoiuld expand...

Afterwards put cold water on dick while covering your balls...

The cold just cutts em right off and your left with some blood...

Do another axe application and no probs, dick solved...

Again this is only for the people who masterbate too hard, and it works best if you try this method a day or two since you last masturbated...

WHOOT WHOOT... Worked for me, and no I haven't waked off on meth and never plan on it... anyways the longest I have ever masturbated is like 12 minutes but my average is 2 of just hard as hell pumping no lotion, that's how I got scabs. I did however wash my hands before I jerked.
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:09 AM
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I have never gotten a scab on my dick, even from the longest and most intense fapping sessions. That's fucked up.

Wow, you got scabs from fapping for only 12 minutes? Something's wrong with your dick, man.

EDIT: Oh wow, you said it was from only two minutes of masturbating? I never use lotion when I jack off, and I've NEVER gotten a scab from masturbating. Calm the fuck down, kid.
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:24 AM
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I have never gotten a scab on my dick, even from the longest and most intense fapping sessions. That's fucked up.

Wow, you got scabs from fapping for only 12 minutes? Something's wrong with your dick, man.

EDIT: Oh wow, you said it was from only two minutes of masturbating? I never use lotion when I jack off, and I've NEVER gotten a scab from masturbating. Calm the fuck down, kid.
DAMN man could this be something more serious, I've only had sex with two girls and I always wore protection... How does one get the clap???
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Old 03-04-2011, 08:37 AM
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So I'm extremely surprised that this thread is still active. So ive never gotten scabs on my dick... ever... and ive had some long sessions since ive posted this thread. Are your hands made of sandpaper? If not then im guessing you have some penis problems.
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Alaskamatt,

I will start to smoke now ... fuck!
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:45 AM
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Alaskamatt,

I will start to smoke now ... fuck!
Nothing like the pleasure of smoking and beating the cock
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:04 PM
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Putting meth and masturbation in a sentence is in itself, a fail.
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:12 PM
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Putting meth and masturbation in a sentence is in itself, a fail.
I disagree. Jerking off while ur hitting the meth pipe is the most amazing fucking pleasure in ur dick
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:12 PM
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I disagree. Jerking off while ur hitting the meth pipe is the most amazing fucking pleasure in ur dick
There's already a topic about this, right on the front page. Merging this with that one.
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Old 03-11-2011, 03:58 AM
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i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve beating the dick when i'm smoking meth; it's an 8-10-12 hr flog session many times; when i finally do shoot, the feeling is f- intense
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Old 03-12-2011, 08:37 AM
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dandy,

How many times can u cum? I found that my second and third cums r fantastic. Fucking man! My cock is now hard as steel. Motherfucker!
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Old 03-12-2011, 08:47 AM
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What the fuck? This thread just got gay as fuck these last two posts.

What the fuck is wrong with you, K-Cer? Reading about some other dude jacking off on meth got your dick hard?
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:27 PM
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dandy,

How many times can u cum? I found that my second and third cums r fantastic. Fucking man! My cock is now hard as steel. Motherfucker!
i can shoot liquid prolly 3 times when i'm high; i can orgasm a total of prolly 7 after a full night of flogging it
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i would like to add a whole day of mine was wasted on myfreecams.com thanks to that shit
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I used to get Molly dick every time. Last time I dropped a few cialis and everything worked fine.
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i would like to add a whole day of mine was wasted on myfreecams.com thanks to that shit
I would like to add something my fellow mod p6867 said to a user the other day. Something which seems pertinent to the situation.

"If a thread is old, think to yourself, 'does the statement i'm about to make really need to be expressed? Has this conversation ended a long time ago?' If the answer is yes, feel free to not contribute."

Solid advice right there.
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At this point, I've seen so many threads about this that I'm convinced that all meth does is make it really hard to masturbate.
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:36 PM
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Smoke weed, chill, stop ruining your lives. Seriously guys.

I mean, be sober ideally but I know how you crazy fuckers are.
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:36 PM
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It is possible to fuck on E but it takes A LOT of effort and even then you can't cum for hours. Despite being so small it doesn't half feel tingly down there, man i FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!
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