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Old 04-19-2009, 06:21 PM
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187 on that motherfucker
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Old 04-19-2009, 06:26 PM
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Mr Orange aint a cop!

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Old 04-19-2009, 06:28 PM
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I should knock your teeth out just for thinking some shit like that.
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Old 04-19-2009, 06:48 PM
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I should knock your teeth out just for thinking some shit like that.
You won't get this nigga bacon boy.
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Old 04-19-2009, 06:53 PM
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Robocop is a cop.
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Old 04-19-2009, 06:54 PM
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Stone Cold Steve Austin is a cop.
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Old 04-19-2009, 07:02 PM
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Stone Cold Steve Austin is a cop.
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Old 04-19-2009, 07:04 PM
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CK- is too much of a pussy to drive around beating up niggers.
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Old 04-19-2009, 07:16 PM
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*Comes around in patrol car*

*throws flash grenade*

*puts on sunglasses*

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Old 04-19-2009, 08:25 PM
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zumtream is a cop.
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:27 PM
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Can I borrow his handcuffs?
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:53 PM
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Don't you know what CK stands for?


COP KILLER MOTHER FUCKER THAT NIGGERS HARD
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:53 PM
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No it's Cock Kisser retards.
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:04 PM
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COP KILLER MOTHER FUCKER THAT NIGGERS HARD
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:07 PM
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I thought it stood for Cunt Kicker.
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:12 PM
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I thought it stood for Cunt Kicker.
It does.
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Old 04-19-2009, 10:45 PM
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Condom Kebab.
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:19 PM
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Circle K...but what does that "k" stand for?
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:29 PM
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^

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Old 04-20-2009, 12:08 AM
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I disowned my nephew for saying he wanted to be the cop in a game of cops and robbers.
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:14 AM
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Militsiju in my Zoklet?

*faints*
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:09 AM
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Fuck you. This thread is now about spiders.
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:11 AM
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Fuck you. This thread is now about spiders.
In before SHARP.
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:12 AM
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CK stands for Cold Killa
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:15 AM
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Old 04-20-2009, 04:56 AM
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Spiders are busy taking over my room.

Stop scaring me.

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Old 04-20-2009, 05:01 AM
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good thing this is my troll account
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Old 04-20-2009, 04:56 PM
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*Is on topic*





Yeah!



EDIT: Come to think of it, this needs another "", so here it is:
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:02 PM
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In before SHARP.
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*Is on topic*

Yeah!

Called it!

And I definitely didn't link him, that'd be lame.
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:09 PM
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Called it!

And I definitely didn't link him, that'd be lame.
And cheating.

But you win something for being the first, lemme see what I've got...
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And cheating.
Hush, you, or I won't show you the new pictures of the Ball.

Edit- You ninja edited me. But I suppose now you don't have to hush.
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:24 PM
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Hush, you, or I won't show you the new pictures of the Ball.

Edit- You ninja edited me. But I suppose now you don't have to hush.
Ok, I found your prize, it's a pic of a dragonfly I totally saved from drowning while on a fishing trip (me, not the dragonfly), , a beetle that landed on my rod, , and a pic of a rainbow I shot from my window (I had to use a rifle w/ a high magnification scope, as it was too far away for my shotgun), ...

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Thanks SHARP! Dragonflies are lovely, I wanna go fishing, and rainbows are... colourful! Good thing you shot it, though. Those leprechauns are dangerous as all hell.
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:51 PM
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That dragonfly probably laid its eggs under your skin.
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:00 PM
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Thanks SHARP!
Ya' welcome!

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Dragonflies are lovely,
Yup, and probably the most kickass insects out there - they catch their prey in the air, just like Swallows.

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I wanna go fishing,
So do I, I was out last Thursday, saw a ~1.6kg Sea Trout, and a ~2.5kg Orfe, but caught neither as we spotted the Trout the second we stepped onto the pier and didn't have the time to get our gear ready before it was gone, and we weren't rigged up for the Orfe when it showed up later that day.
Not that we'd really want to catch it either, they don't taste good from that area...
But if you happen to drop by DK some day, let me know and I'll show you a few spots that should yield a Sea Trout or two, they taste great and puts up a hell of a fight.

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and rainbows are... colourful! Good thing you shot it, though. Those leprechauns are dangerous as all hell.
Yeah, they're becoming more and more of a problem over here...
With every new Irish pub that opens up (not that I have the least bit against Irish pubs, I actually like them quite a bit), more and more leprechauns follow. I don't have a problem with leprechauns either, but as is commonly known there's a pot of gold buried at the end of a rainbow, and the only ones I know of that hides gold are leprechauns, I'd say I might have saved someone from a nasty car crash or something similar, as rainbows sometimes decide to end in the middle of the road, and who'd want tiny drunk Irishmen diggin' holes in your road...

And just to stay on topic, here's a spider:
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:18 PM
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Yup, and probably the most kickass insects out there - they catch their prey in the air, just like Swallows.
Ooh, I didn't know that. We've got heaps of them around here, they like to land in my hair for some reason.

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So do I, I was out last Thursday, saw a ~1.6kg Sea Trout, and a ~2.5kg Orfe, but caught neither as we spotted the Trout the second we stepped onto the pier and didn't have the time to get our gear ready before it was gone, and we weren't rigged up for the Orfe when it showed up later that day.
Not that we'd really want to catch it either, they don't taste good from that area...
So what DID you catch that day? Or was it just one of those frustrating, see-'em-but-can't-nab-'em days?

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But if you happen to drop by DK some day, let me know and I'll show you a few spots that should yield a Sea Trout or two, they taste great and puts up a hell of a fight.
Sounds like my kind of fishing trip! I'll be in Europe in June, keep an ear open, I may just take you up on that.

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Yeah, they're becoming more and more of a problem over here...
With every new Irish pub that opens up (not that I have the least bit against Irish pubs, I actually like them quite a bit), more and more leprechauns follow. I don't have a problem with leprechauns either, but as is commonly known there's a pot of gold buried at the end of a rainbow, and the only ones I know of that hides gold are leprechauns, I'd say I might have saved someone from a nasty car crash or something similar, as rainbows sometimes decide to end in the middle of the road, and who'd want tiny drunk Irishmen diggin' holes in your road...
There's not much a tiny, drunken Irishman can do wrong in my eyes, but causing traffic mayhem and digging inappropriately placed holes is just awful. Keep up the good work, SHARP, and know this; When the zombies invade, I want you on my team.

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Old 04-21-2009, 02:06 AM
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SHARP what is the center spider in your first post? I have seen them in California and in Kansas. I wish I knew a name to call them.

EDIT: I just realized the filename looks like a genus and species. I can probably just google it.
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:08 AM
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SHARP what is the center spider in your first post? I have seen them in California and in Kansas. I wish I knew a name to call them.

EDIT: I just realized the filename looks like a genus and species. I can probably just google it.
It looks like a golden orb weaver to me.
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It looks like a golden orb weaver to me.
It does look like that. SHARP, what's the difference between an Argiope and a Nephila?
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Cool pics as usual, SHARP.
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