What are your best qualities?

[Cliche Guevara]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

Pfff easy, then again I've been smoking rollups since I was 16..

I guess I'm good at making people laugh?

haha whenever me and my friend smoke blunts there are very strict criteria as too what qualifies as a 10/10 and what qualifies as an 8/10 (i never roll lower)


a)Smokability (does it pull well?, does in canoe?, does the cherry remain a respecatable size?)

b)Quality of roll (Is it firm? Is it cone shaped? (but not too cone shaped), are their any patches?, was the cigar cracked in a straight line?

c)speed (5-10 minutes max, any longer you lose points)

I believe yesterday i rolled one 8.5 and one 9.0

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Cliche Guevara

haha whenever me and my friend smoke blunts there are very strict criteria as too what qualifies as a 10/10 and what qualifies as an 8/10 (i never roll lower)


a)Smokability (does it pull well?, does in canoe?, does the cherry remain a respecatable size?)

b)Quality of roll (Is it firm? Is it cone shaped? (but not too cone shaped), are their any patches?, was the cigar cracked in a straight line?

c)speed (5-10 minutes max, any longer you lose points)

I believe yesterday i rolled one 8.5 and one 9.0

Well it's been too long since I was into pot (must've been 3 maybe 4 years now) but I remember my friend who couldn't roll let me roll his.
(his father grew his own weed, best summer of my life.)

[Squall]

I have a belly button!!!

[wires]

I can make nice hot chocolate

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by wires

I can make nice hot chocolate

You are like nice hot white chocolate.

[JChifty]

My penis is 2.14 inches (rounded up)

[loribelle]

Originally Posted by Carrot

I am laid back, don't judge people/things, and can tie shoes with me feet.


Oh, and I'm a sexy beast.

Show me!

[Roll Fizzlebeef]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You are like nice hot white chocolate.

*gag*

[chaos]

I make delicious pizza and cookies, I'm prettyful, and my randomness is generally delightfully entertaining.

[Cliche Guevara]

another good quality of mine is i can appreciate almost any kind of music so i generally don't mind if they want to commandeer my ipod

[Death_Merchant]

Here's a description of me. I changed the name though, cause my real name was in it.
"Death_Merchant is one of the best guys I have ever met. He is truly wonderful, we talk for hours, about real issues, he is well educated, well read and very interesting. He can make you laugh or drive you crazy all in the same minute. He is one of those guys you really should take the time to get to know. Who knows you might be the one that wins his heart and fulfills our pact. There truly is not a better fish in the sea."

"If you want to be loved, be lovable." Can't remember who said that.

[DrPepper]

i'm very quiet, smart, yet funny. that's all that matters

[SomeLowLife]

My eyes and my fucked up personality come to mind.

[ripstick]

I'm not a generalized beauty, but I think I'm attractive in a unique way.
I'm kind. I'm the kind of person that will pick out the lonely, awkward girl at the bar and just go sit beside her because I don't think anyone should be alone. I stop to help old ladies.
My boyfriend is constantly stoned and I'm always sober but I can follow his conversations and joke with him (sometimes sounding more ridiculous then he does) and I never make him feel inferior.
I got spunk.

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by ripstick

I'm not a generalized beauty, but I think I'm attractive in a unique way.
I'm kind. I'm the kind of person that will pick out the lonely, awkward girl at the bar and just go sit beside her because I don't think anyone should be alone. I stop to help old ladies.
My boyfriend is constantly stoned and I'm always sober but I can follow his conversations and joke with him (sometimes sounding more ridiculous then he does) and I never make him feel inferior.
I got spunk.

translated to English: "I'm an internet attention whore."

[ripstick]

Originally Posted by Rocko

translated to English: "I'm an internet attention whore."

Thanks, that was what I was going for I just couldn't get the words right. Wanna follow me around and be my translater?

[Euda]

Grit, passion, handstands, and creativity; however, I let other people decide for themselves, it really doesn't matter.

[Saline Colors]

I have three vaginas.

[Cliche Guevara]

^ which one does it go in

[Saline Colors]

Originally Posted by Cliche Guevara

^ which one does it go in

They all connect into a tri-tubular love hole.

[Warped Mindless]

I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.

[Someone9]

I'm a good listener and I have a good sense of humor.

[Cliche Guevara]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.

i lol

[Orange_Crusader]

*insert standard-response perfect totsean qualities here*

I'm open-minded and can keep a solid convo going for hours, I'm told I have a great sense of humour and can make almost anyone laugh, and I'm unusually laid back. I'm a pretty good cook and keep everything clean due to a mild case of OCD. I like long walks on the beach and dinners by candlelight, and am looking for a SWF 18-80. Wait, wrong window...

However my best quality is probably my 16" penis.

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

You are like nice hot white chocolate.

[superspeedz]

-Very intelligent (academic overachiever)
-Athletic (Varsity athlete)
-Financially stable ( I make a fair bit of cash)
-Mature (Live on my own, take care of my shit)
-Open minded
-Enjoy's debate
-Very logical and always rational

[Thought Riot]

Originally Posted by Death_Merchant

Here's a description of me. I changed the name though, cause my real name was in it.
"Death_Merchant is one of the best guys I have ever met. He is truly wonderful, we talk for hours, about real issues, he is well educated, well read and very interesting. He can make you laugh or drive you crazy all in the same minute. He is one of those guys you really should take the time to get to know. Who knows you might be the one that wins his heart and fulfills our pact. There truly is not a better fish in the sea."

"If you want to be loved, be lovable." Can't remember who said that.

it's not online

[cheech]

Originally Posted by superspeedz

-Mature (Live on my own, take care of my shit)

That means you are independent, and that you don't know the meaning of mature.

[moby_dick]

Let's try this then.
Attractive qualities:
1) I'm friendly, honest and unselfish
2) I have an easy-going sense of humour
3) I'm loyal as absolute fuck (even to assholes who happen to be my friends)
4) I'm not a dumbass
5) I'm talented in music and other areas
6) I know how to go out, get fucked and have a good time - I'm always sociable unless I'm really blazed
7) I have a totally hawt 6-pack and arms the size of most girls' legs
8) I post on zoklet (duh) so I'm cooler than anyone I know IRL by default
9) I can roll spliffs even better than the OP

Unattractive qualities: (it was part of the thread if I said it was )
1) I am apparently completely unworthy of affection. Oh well, I tried didn't I.

[i poop in your cereal]

Meh. I hate these threads but I'll make an effort...

Hmm...

I can't think of anything good or postitive. I'm not good looking, smart, talented, friendly or any of that stuff... I guess my only advantage is that I don't really care about anything. I don't experience anxiety very often... I don't know if that can be considered a good quality...

Meh.

[sexy beast]

Originally Posted by Carrot

I am laid back, don't judge people/things, and can tie shoes with me feet.


Oh, and I'm a sexy beast.

YOU BASTARD!