It should be against the law for woman to burp/fart..etc

Mirana · #1 05-10-2009, 06:05 AM

Anyone with me on this one?

Natas · #2 05-10-2009, 04:51 PM

What's the point of keeping it in? keeping it in is bad.
Farts don't realy smell like AWFULL and there gone in a few seconds.
And burps you don't notice at all well like 1 on 100 smell bad.

Genesis93 · #3 05-10-2009, 04:55 PM

no, your retarded

a giant pterodactyl · #4 05-10-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by robyextreme

anyone with me on this one?

i am, unless shes farting while my penis is in her behind.

Hammer Tank · #5 05-10-2009, 05:15 PM

punishable by death

The English Gentleman · #6 05-10-2009, 05:36 PM

yes, they should only be allowed to fart in designated women only places.

Blizzard Spock · #7 05-10-2009, 05:45 PM

pfffffffltp.

Dfg · #8 05-10-2009, 05:55 PM

It's human nature you can't stop it.

*farts*

Bruce "fuck jews" Willis · #9 05-10-2009, 05:59 PM

Your mom farted on my face.

**ShutMeUp** · #10 05-10-2009, 06:31 PM

Fuck off, everybody burps/farts. I don't know if you've noticed but women are human too.

a giant pterodactyl · #11 05-10-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruce "fuck jews" Willis

Your mom farted on my face.

mmmmmmmmm

Slapshot · #12 05-10-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Section_8

pfffffffltp.

A section 8 she-boon letting one rip....lol

LSA King · #13 05-10-2009, 09:06 PM

Queefing I can understand but farting and burping are natural body functions you can't ban them.

**ShutMeUp** · #14 05-10-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LSA King

Queefing I can understand but farting and burping are natural body functions you can't ban them.

Queefing can't really be helped either, it happens.

Drusus · #15 05-10-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

Queefing can't really be helped either, it happens.

I cried.

**ShutMeUp** · #16 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul Cat

I cried.

Well come on, you stick something up there (a cock, for example), probably pushing a whole load of air up there in the process. The air comes out eventually and sometimes makes a noise. What do you expect to happen? That's what queefing is. At least it doesn't smell.

slm33d · #17 05-10-2009, 10:11 PM

Never heard a chick laugh her head and fart at the same time?.
Oh its funny when they try cover it up LOL.

Mutant Funk Drink · #18 05-10-2009, 10:37 PM

I think it's cute when a girl burps.

I think it's funny when a girl farts.

Give 'em a break. They already have to suck on your greasy cock and let you put it in their asshole. Leave them alone.

Barney'sDealer · #19 05-10-2009, 10:41 PM

Farts are great, you have a portable flamethrower in your ass.

LSA King · #20 05-11-2009, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShutMeUp

Queefing can't really be helped either, it happens.

Its still creepy though and nearly unpredictable. Almost makes me poop myself when your fucking at night in the dark.

**Mantikore** · #21 05-11-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

I think it's cute when a girl burps.

I think it's funny when a girl farts.

queefing is fucking hot

**ArmsMerchant** · #22 05-11-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by robyextreme

Anyone with me on this one?

Obviously, you would be happier with a plastic sex doll than with an actual woman.

InspiredByMe · #23 05-11-2009, 06:56 PM

The only thing I have against women and farting are the woman that say they never do it. Quit your lying bitches.

Daily · #24 05-11-2009, 06:57 PM

I like queefs in my mouth.

**Township Rebellion** · #25 05-11-2009, 07:00 PM

Nooo.

LSA King · #26 05-11-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobi

I like queefs in my mouth.

Shut up you nasty peasant!

Travis Bickle · #27 05-11-2009, 11:20 PM

Naw, I'd actually think it'd be funny if I was doing 69 with a girl and she farted in my face.

Super Fetus · #28 05-11-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The English Gentleman

yes, they should only be allowed to fart in designated women only places.

imagine a corner in the mall for this, or on a street corner. I would lol when i saw certain girls there

a giant pterodactyl · #29 05-12-2009, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobi

I like queefs in my mouth.

thats why you have the SUPER AIDES peasant.

The English Gentleman · #30 05-12-2009, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Fetus

imagine a corner in the mall for this, or on a street corner. I would lol when i saw certain girls there

This...

KillSwitch_J · #31 05-12-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyextreme

Anyone with me on this one?

If women couldn't burp/fart, then they would most likely explode. Leaving only other men on the planet.

So unless you want the human race to die out, or you want to limit everybody's choice in a sexual partner from 2 to 1.

Then I say let'em burp/fart.

a334jv2df · #32 05-12-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natas

What's the point of keeping it in? keeping it in is bad.
Farts don't realy smell like AWFULL and there gone in a few seconds.
And burps you don't notice at all well like 1 on 100 smell bad.

STFU you mud farmer woman don't fart or burp and the ones who do are obviously ingrate scumbags who should be sent to Cambodia.

KillSwitch_J · #33 05-12-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TCStyle

woman don't fart or burp and the ones who do are obviously ingrate scumbags who should be sent to Cambodia.

Of course they don't.

whimsi · #34 05-12-2009, 08:29 PM

That's lame.

I don't like when girls do anything in their power to burp or fart as loud and nastily as they can. That's offensive when anyone does it though...

You can just sort of let it slip out and be discreet, and if you know you're having some gastric action going, and your guts are all churning and you're going to reek up a room, you can always slip away and fart elsewhere.

No reason to hide that you fart/burp, but don't make a production out of it. Fart responsibly.

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