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Old 05-20-2009, 11:44 PM
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Default Police hunt couple after $10m banking fuck up...lolz

Couple overdraft 10K & get a few more zeros added on & disappear.

I'd run too!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10573570
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:56 PM
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The bank pwned themselves.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:01 AM
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Bhutan, Vietnam, Philippines, Madagascar, Cameroon, Brunei, etc.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:05 AM
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this is the banks fault. they should have to eat the loss.
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Why cant anything like that happen to me!? I would love a free 10 mili.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:05 PM
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Update: apparently they got away with 6 million, RUN YOU GOOD THING>>>RUNNNN!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10573818
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:12 AM
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I wonder how they managed to physically extract 6 million dollars from their bank account.
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:50 AM
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I wonder how they managed to physically extract 6 million dollars from their bank account.
I don't think the bank realized the fuck up straight away, so I'm assuming they had time to transfer it.
They can apparently move it to some country our government has no access to, like South America, most of Asia, Some parts of Europe etc.
Which means NZ laws can't touch them.
Similar to what Ronnie Biggs (the train robber) did.
Like your first post mentioned...it should be the bank to fork out the cost since it was their 404
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Old 05-22-2009, 02:55 AM
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Stupid fucking bank. Fuck them.
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:21 PM
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Yeah, the bank should cop that fair on the chin.
It's like just giving someone money, a gift. They did not obtain the money through illegal means.
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:39 PM
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I wonder how they managed to physically extract 6 million dollars from their bank account.
You don't.

Wire Transfer. Their chinese, they fled to China.

Big question though: Is this in NZ dollars or USD? I'm assuming it's NZ dollar.

So.. 6 million NZD = 3.73 million USD. Very nice, You can live off 2 million by leaving it in "teh bank" and bring in 80-130K/yr by doing nothing. So, with almost 4 million, it could very much be in 200k/yr range~
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:52 PM
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You don't.

Wire Transfer. Their chinese, they fled to China.

Big question though: Is this in NZ dollars or USD? I'm assuming it's NZ dollar.

So.. 6 million NZD = 3.73 million USD. Very nice, You can live off 2 million by leaving it in "teh bank" and bring in 80-130K/yr by doing nothing. So, with almost 4 million, it could very much be in 200k/yr range~
Yeah, it was the diluted NZ dollar, Your right, I'd be quite content living off the bank interest alone.
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:11 PM
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Cool; real life Bonnie & Clyde..
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A source told the Rotorua Review newspaper a police liaison officer was sent to China recently to search for the couple.
LOL, they send one guy to search all of China for them
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:33 PM
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LOL, they send one guy to search all of China for them
Yup, so they can cry to insurance they tried. Oh yes bank has insurance on their money.
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:45 PM
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I don't know why they ran, as the precedent is there - IIRC just this year an Australian woman's bank account with the ANZ was accidentally credited with over AU$8million, which she spent a bit of before the bank realised, then they tried to take it back and she took it to high court and won.
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LOL, they send one guy to search all of China for them
Seriously...They have a very good chance of locating them, I believe one of them isn't Chinese...Bwaaahahahaha!
Our police don't know the first thing about policing, the only thing they're trained to do are blocking off public roads with a small army of idiots and issuing drivers with tickets for not wearing seat belts, failing to display unpaid vehicle taxes & lack of vehicle safety stickers..fact is sometimes they'd have a hard time finding a pen to write the ticket even if they had one stuck in each nostril.
So I see your point
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:49 PM
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^It's a pity they weren't mouldies. They coulda just flipped their Maori paper and gone to a safehouse.


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You don't.

Wire Transfer. Their chinese, they fled to China.

Big question though: Is this in NZ dollars or USD? I'm assuming it's NZ dollar.

So.. 6 million NZD = 3.73 million USD. Very nice, You can live off 2 million by leaving it in "teh bank" and bring in 80-130K/yr by doing nothing. So, with almost 4 million, it could very much be in 200k/yr range~
No offence Kirby, but there's absolutely no way of producing those numbers other than pulling them from your arse. The range of fluctuation on critical variables is really just too large to predict interest worth a shit.

P.S. If it's an international news story, it'll almost definitely by in USD, unless it says otherwise.
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the only thing they're trained to do are blocking off public roads with a small army of idiots and issuing drivers with tickets for not wearing seat belts, failing to display unpaid vehicle taxes & lack of vehicle safety stickers..fact is sometimes they'd have a hard time finding a pen to write the ticket even if they had one stuck in each nostril.
So I see your point
That actually sounds nice. Better than over-invasive cops.
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I don't know why they ran, as the precedent is there - IIRC just this year an Australian woman's bank account with the ANZ was accidentally credited with over AU$8million, which she spent a bit of before the bank realised, then they tried to take it back and she took it to high court and won.
could the bank have seized her asset and then sell the said asset to get some of their money back?
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No offence Kirby, but there's absolutely no way of producing those numbers other than pulling them from your arse. The range of fluctuation on critical variables is really just too large to predict interest worth a shit.

P.S. If it's an international news story, it'll almost definitely by in USD, unless it says otherwise.
First off: I very much doubt it's USD dollar, as it was advertised on a New Zealand News source, as indicated by the .nz in the URL, as well as the language is English, so it's not translated and most likley the currency will not be converted.

It's not made up digits, depending on the bank and the precentage interest you can yield is very possible.

If you garner 3.2% interest at 3.73 million it will yeild 120k/yr just making money on it's own. for 200k/yr you will need a bank which provides 5.36% interest.
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^It's a pity they weren't mouldies. They coulda just flipped their Maori paper and gone to a safehouse.
owww broooo?...the only safehouse a maori has here broooo is jail (or Sydney)

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That actually sounds nice. Better than over-invasive cops.
True, unless your the victim, they don't respond to the call out unless it makes the news
Revenue is they're highest priority here, not crime, crime uses up to much government resource.
High profile murder cases get ridiculous.
NZ police are world famous for falsifying evidence, & pinning the blame on the closest person in the vicinity even though they're innocent.
But its high profile & the public demand results...so?...they arrest anybody to shut the case and give the illusion of good policing.

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could the bank have seized her asset and then sell the said asset to get some of their money back?
I think the bank already owned their assets since he took out a 10k OD, I also heard he was in the financial shit...not anymore.
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