Man I can't fucking stand this heat. The worst part is I can't open the windows unless I want to put up with my Turkish neighbours' constant screaming and their infamous toxic barbecue miasma. I swear it's like they use rubber to fuel the damned thing!
The good news is I found this in my father's belongings:
Some kids next door were playing and screaming in their paddling pool the other day and it prematurely woke me up early and I couldn't get back to sleep. I complained about it to my house mate when he rightly pointed out it was 4 in the afternoon and I should have been up at least 6 hours ago.