Disclosed documents on F-16 crash

[driveby]

Well, as you may know if you were around the greater Galuppo area in 1986, an F-16 pilot lost contact with ground control at the Parker air force base outside Galuppo, and several minutes later, it crashed. This also occured around the time lights were spotted northwest of the city.

What people don't know, will be disclosed now;

Orange, and red lights hovered over state highway 5 at around 8:12 pm. F-16 fighter jets were sent to intercept the lights. This is cockpit recordings from the missing pilot, never before heared;

Pilot: We are approaching the lights. 20:15 hundred hours.

Ground control: Copy that.

Pilot: This is amazing, kind of disturbing, the lights are bright, like the sun, lighting up the cockpit. 20:18 hundered hours.

Ground control: Continue to intercept, over.

Pilot. I am being blinded, may make contact with craft, no time to maneuver. 20:20hundered hours

Ground control: Copy that

Pilot: This is very disturbing. 20:22 hundered hours.

Ground Control: What is very disturbing. 20:23 hundered hours.

Ground Control: What is very disturbing... 20:23 hundered hours.

Pilot: I am looking at a dimly lit metallic orange craft with windows. It is alongside the plane. (nervous breathing) I can see.... people.

Ground Control: You see... people? Are they occupants of the craft...?

Ground Control: Are they occupants of the craft?

Ground Control: Are they occupants of the craft? Do you still see these people?

Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me...

Ground contol: Am I copying correctly, they are in the aircraft?

Ground Control: Are they in the aircraft?

Pilot: They, they have something. No.

Ground Control: Are you still there? 20:33 hundered hours.

Ground Control: Are you still there? 20:35 hundered hours.

20:35 hundered hours: Parker air force base looses contact with pilot. F-16 is ovserved on radar untill it crashes, south of highway 13 in the desert.

What happened next is highly classified. According to an anonymous member of the NIA, his body was not recovered in the plane. It was found a day later about 2.7 miles north of the Nearona highway (highway 5) in the desert, with the rectum cored out, eyes, and tounge removed, and blood surgically drained.

[The Jitterskull]

Where did you find this? [source]

[The Explanation]

Source or I call troll.

[seafoo]

Cool story brah

[Name's Taken]

Originally Posted by Nightside Eclipse

Where did you find this? [source]

Originally Posted by The Explanation

Source or I call troll.

These.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

As a self-proclaimed psychologist, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say this was made up. Whether or not it was the OP, I'm not going to venture into*, but the line "Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..." makes me fairly certain.

First thing that's wrong with it is here (in bold):
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..."

It says he's shaking. That not is something the flight recorder nor the control tower would be able to concieve, and as this is supposedly a transcript and there is no evidence of the pilot telling them he was shaking, it is proven to a flaw.

Secondly I'll focus on this part of the line (again, in bold):
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me...", now I don't know if you've cottoned on but if you haven't, there chances of a legitimate transcript saying 'There' instead of 'They're' in this part of the sentence is very slim. I'll let you consider the odds:

'There', and 'They're' are almost impossible to distinguish from each other. Verbally, they sound almost identical - the only verbal differences are very small, in inflection and emphasis, which are hardly realiable even at a sunday picnic, and I can almost garuantee aren't present in such a high stress scenario.

The only real way of telling the two apart is quite a definitive method - that of context. Context can be and is relied upon to a high degree in a situation such as this verbal ambiguity - and guess what? In context, the transcript should quite logically say "They're in the plane", instead of 'There in the plane', would you not agree?

It's almost damning when you take into consideration two other instances of this word being used in the very same line, especially when a strong speech pattern of repetition existed in that line, with the pilot stumbling over 'They're'.

Hell, it doesn't even make sense the way it's written in the OP's post, so how fucking likely would it be?

What the Transcript almost definitely would say if it were real:
"Pilot: (Breathing heavily) They're, the.. the.. they're with me... They're inside the plane. They're with me..." *time stamp*

What it says:
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..."


And this is only the most striking of lines in this alleged F-16 crash transcript, and the inconsistencies in grammar and slightly unbelievable terminology throughout the article push it deeper into the big bag of horseshit. Take a minute and sit right there to think about it.




*
Hell, maybe it's a real life conspiracy.

[seafoo]

The Air Force wouldn't release this document . It had to be made up.

[Vox Ducis]

Originally Posted by KwinnieBogan

As a self-proclaimed psychologist, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say this was made up. Whether or not it was the OP, I'm not going to venture into*, but the line "Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..." makes me fairly certain.

First thing that's wrong with it is here (in bold):
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..."

It says he's shaking. That not is something the flight recorder nor the control tower would be able to concieve, and as this is supposedly a transcript and there is no evidence of the pilot telling them he was shaking, it is proven to a flaw.

Secondly I'll focus on this part of the line (again, in bold):
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me...", now I don't know if you've cottoned on but if you haven't, there chances of a legitimate transcript saying 'There' instead of 'They're' in this part of the sentence is very slim. I'll let you consider the odds:

'There', and 'They're' are almost impossible to distinguish from each other. Verbally, they sound almost identical - the only verbal differences are very small, in inflection and emphasis, which are hardly realiable even at a sunday picnic, and I can almost garuantee aren't present in such a high stress scenario.

The only real way of telling the two apart is quite a definitive method - that of context. Context can be and is relied upon to a high degree in a situation such as this verbal ambiguity - and guess what? In context, the transcript should quite logically say "They're in the plane", instead of 'There in the plane', would you not agree?

It's almost damning when you take into consideration two other instances of this word being used in the very same line, especially when a strong speech pattern of repetition existed in that line, with the pilot stumbling over 'They're'.

Hell, it doesn't even make sense the way it's written in the OP's post, so how fucking likely would it be?

What the Transcript almost definitely would say if it were real:
"Pilot: (Breathing heavily) They're, the.. the.. they're with me... They're inside the plane. They're with me..." *time stamp*

What it says:
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..."


And this is only the most striking of lines in this alleged F-16 crash transcript, and the inconsistencies in grammar and slightly unbelievable terminology throughout the article push it deeper into the big bag of horseshit. Take a minute and sit right there to think about it.




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Hell, maybe it's a real life conspiracy.

That's a great work, man.

But when you know you have just answered a Driveby thread, you must realize you're wasting your time.

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by driveby

with the rectum cored out

...they make a fleshlight out of it or something?

[driveby]

They paint the blood on their skin. I don't know, I just found this online, and I used to live in the Galuppo area. Anyone else been there?

[The Jitterskull]

Originally Posted by driveby

I don't know, I just found this online

Where?

If you don't remember, use your history.

[driveby]

It's just creepy because I used to see those lights over that area, and to know thats what can happen, is unsettling.

[Minotaur]

Originally Posted by Runaway_Stapler

...they make a fleshlight out of it or something?

Actually I did that after I found the body. I figured it would be fine, since the dude was pretty fucked up anyways.

[Revvy]

Originally Posted by Nightside Eclipse

Where?

If you don't remember, use your history.

Wikileaks

[Dream of the iris]

There was another case about a woman in the late 70's I believe. She was doing a lot of Ketamine and believed she was communicating with ET's and things like that. She began to get real deep into it, uncovering a lot of things. I don't know all the details, but I do know that she mysteriously dissiperaed one night and was found a few months (or maybe years) later, dismembered.

[Naffy]

Originally Posted by Dream of the iris

There was another case about a woman in the late 70's I believe. She was doing a lot of Ketamine and believed she was communicating with ET's and things like that. She began to get real deep into it, uncovering a lot of things. I don't know all the details, but I do know that she mysteriously dissiperaed one night and was found a few months (or maybe years) later, dismembered.

Proof of this.

[driveby]

Was this the one that happened in the woods about 20 miles from New Franklin City? She lived in mid town in a highrise, and was found by hunters in thick wooded area in july 1978.

[driveby]

Another incident happened in south central Mary property, northeast of Camino Real. A military guy was found with his asshole cored out.

And also, after a crash off the coast of San Migel, a UFO was spotted descending into the Specific Ocean.

[AnotherAnimal]

Originally Posted by driveby

Another incident happened in south central Mary property, northeast of Camino Real. A military guy was found with his asshole cored out.

And also, after a crash off the coast of San Migel, a UFO was spotted descending into the Specific Ocean.

Which specific ocean would this be?

[driveby]

The one off the Galvan Property coast. The worlds largest ocean.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

It's San Miguel, and Pacific Ocean. But of course you know that.

[slm33d]

Driveby do you walk around in foil claiming" can't sleep the aliens will get me" and are also known as " the crazy bum"?.

[Valheru]

Sytayshunz desperately fucking needed.

[driveby]

Originally Posted by KwinnieBogan

It's San Miguel, and Pacific Ocean. But of course you know that.

Oh my God. All I have to say is oh my God. Oh my God.

As a self-proclaimed psychologist

Oh my God. And people disagree when I say 90% of society is retarded.

, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say this was made up. Whether or not it was the OP, I'm not going to venture into*, but the line "Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..." makes me fairly certain.

First thing that's wrong with it is here (in bold):
"Pilot: (Shaking, breathing) They're, the.. the.. theyre with me... There inside the plane. They're with me..."

It says he's shaking. That not is something the flight recorder nor the control tower would be able to concieve, and as this is supposedly a transcript and there is no evidence of the pilot telling them he was shaking, it is proven to a flaw.

The breathing sound was shaky in nature. Like the blair witch project, oh my God.

So did you see the scalpers beat the pinces in San Miguel last week? I think they may make it to the world series.

It's just, the way conversation here is still going, I can't believe you people call me stupid.

It's just... oh my God...

You people have to be messing with me. Oh my God...

[driveby]

Originally Posted by slm33d

Driveby do you walk around in foil claiming" can't sleep the aliens will get me" and are also known as " the crazy bum"?.

People always ask me a stupid ass question; Why would God let people suffer if he was real?

First of all, How does him being angry make him not real?

Second of all, what would you do, looking down on society that teaches evolution in schools, and deny's you are real? You'd be pretty pissed too, after sending numerous signals to these small minded idiots.

Imagine you are looking down on people who like amrican idol, like cops, think men should be effeminate, and women feminist, and people walk around thinking San Miguel and Galuppo are real cities? You would destroy this creation to stop annoyance.

That is why he is allowing satan to bring all this misery to the world, including the misery to come.

"LOL liek driveby doesn't know how to spell san miguel" "LOLOLOL teh people there must think he iz stuuupis over in galvan property"

"LOL driveby iz teh bad person cuz he iz teh poor, thingz ur teh way tey ur becuz ov thats just teh way it is, stop uzing teh big words, u r teh crazy, tere is no such theeng az satan"

If I were God, I would smash my fist down, splattering humanity across the earth.