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Old 07-10-2009, 02:16 AM
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Channers tend to fail at trolling =\
lol not rly. see epilspsy raid
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:46 AM
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lol not rly. see epilspsy raid
Rofl that was a win.

But I believe a test should be implemented to make sure internet users can type like human beings.
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:39 AM
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Rofl that was a win.

But I believe a test should be implemented to make sure internet users can type like human beings.
that's a nebulous concept-'typing like human beings' and all
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:50 AM
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that's a nebulous concept-'typing like human beings' and all
lol, type with a proficiency above that of a 12 year old?
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:04 AM
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lol, type with a proficiency above that of a 12 year old?
they're stilll humans
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:07 AM
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they're stilll humans
I refuse to believe something like 'hotbod' is human.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:29 AM
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Also, can an Mod change the title of this so we can be found through google. Might get us more people; like the spider thing did.
Recommend me a title and I will set it up.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:43 AM
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:58 AM
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Recommend me a title and I will set it up.
Epic Omegle trolling
Omegle Chatlogs
Epic omegle chatlogs
Omegle trolling

Anything that people would look for in google pretty much.
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:01 AM
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Epic Omegle trolling
Omegle Chatlogs
Epic omegle chatlogs
Omegle trolling

Anything that people would look for in google pretty much.
Omegle Trolling <-- Might be good.

War against Omegle
Zoklet Trolling Omegle Competition ?
Epic Omegle Trolling Collection

You're welcome to suggest more.
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:15 AM
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Omegle trolling will work fine. It would be the most google'd.
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Omegle trolling will work fine. It would be the most google'd.
Done.
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:18 AM
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Let's get straight to business. I am looking for "lulz", so you have to let me have that "lulz".
You: Ok?
You: No I am not.
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
You: asdcdas
You: ccs
You: sas
You: hell
You: asadcsadcasdcdevil
You: acaamorningfacscsastar
You: acscdkasdcrnroiujvnlaeigion
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:27 AM
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: There ===>
You: Made you look faggot.
Stranger: where
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:27 AM
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Default Re: Omegle Trolling

Omegle chat logs
Epic omegle chat logs
Trolling
Trolls

Anything like that even


MMMUUDDDDKKKIIIIIPPPZZZZZZ would get hits.
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:32 AM
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It still comes up with rejection simulator?
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:41 AM
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I have far too much fun with omegle and retards
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:49 AM
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I just met a fellow troll.

You: www.goatse.fr
Stranger: RONALDO
You: BOB
Stranger: RONALDO
You: BOB is better
Stranger: No, RONALDO!
You: But BOB starts with a B!
Stranger: RONALDO is better than all
You: well, he does have mcdonalds
Stranger: RONALDO is a great man!
You: who the hell is ronaldo?
Stranger: football soccer
Stranger: He´s a star!
You: oh dear.
Stranger: Football player
Stranger: He´s a genius!
You: No, he a brain damaged looney who can play football
You: Not much between his ears
Stranger: RONALDO >>>>>>>>> GOD
You: WHAT THE HELL is your fascination with that guy?
Stranger: He´s my life!!!
You: Gimp
Stranger: He´s all
You: Seriously, find a better hero
Stranger: RONALDO is... RONALDO!!!!
You: Who isn't going to fade in a few years
Stranger: No
Stranger: He´s my hero!!!
You: and end up fiddling kids in the locker room
Stranger: RONALDO
Stranger: I need to tell something...
You: you're a fucking nutter?
Stranger: No, but i want to fuck your ass baby
You: Nah, i prefer horses
Stranger: Rly???
You: O RLY!
You: …………………………………….__,,,,,,,---,,,,,,_…………………………………………………………
…………………………_,,,--~’’¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯’’-,,_………………………………………………….
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Stranger: My dick is better thans horses dick
Stranger: VT, 4 chan?
You: VT?
Stranger: WTF?
You: what's VT?
Stranger: VT is better than RONALDO!
Stranger: See: http://forum.jogos.uol.com.br/CONVER...160724?page=49
Stranger: It´s very funny
You: http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=20366&page=9
You: similar thing there
Stranger: ahuhauhuahuahhau
You: omegle is an awesome time killer. i think we're both here for the same reason, haha
Stranger: auhauhahuhaua, it´s cool
Stranger: You´re a nice guy =)
You: thanks. whereabouts are you?
Stranger: And... I want to fuck your ass, baby!
Stranger: haahhahah
You: haha, had any good reactions to that?
Stranger: Yes, It´s very very funny
You: i goatse'd this kid, he said he was going to tell his mommy
Stranger: ahuhauhuah
Stranger: Well, I need to go. Nice to meeting you, crazy guy
You: same, have fun
Stranger: Our chat = http://forum.jogos.uol.com.br/CONVER...160724?page=49
Stranger: Bye bye
You: bye
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:22 PM
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My new thing to do is fuck with the koreans and chinese using google translate. It's fucking fantastic. Say you're from North Korea.

I have this guy on right now, he caught me out; he's having a cry because I was pretending to be N. Korea

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: Where are you from
Stranger: kor you?
You: Same
You: North or south?
Stranger: s
You: north here
Stranger: really??
You: yeah
Stranger: wow;;
Stranger: i never met north;;
You: lol
You: most of us are not nice
You: but a few of us are good
Stranger: 왜??
Stranger: 너는 좋은 계층이구나?
You:
그냥하지 않습니다
Stranger: 음..
Stranger: 남한이랑 북한이랑 말투가 달르구나
Stranger: 다르구나
Stranger: 하하
Stranger: 음..
Stranger: 거기 어때?
Stranger: 사는거
Stranger: 정말 북한사람 맞어??
You:
괜찮 아요, 아무것도 특별
Stranger: i think you're not korean
Stranger: hey
You:
제대로 생각
Stranger: so
Stranger: where do u live?
You:
사실은 그냥 당신 이랑 장난 해요.
You: Australia
Stranger: haha
You: What gave away I wasnt korean?
Stranger: your korean is bad
You: Lol
You: I'm using a translator
Stranger: well
You: I was just translating what you said
Stranger: i think
You: then my english into korean
Stranger: you have to
Stranger: do not
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: like
Stranger: that
You: That makes no sense
You: You saying I should pretend to be korean?
You: If so, why?
Stranger: no
Stranger: well
Stranger: do not kidding subject north sorth kor
You: Lol
Stranger: ok?
You: Nothing is sacred
You: and I'm not going to stop without a good reason
Stranger: well
Stranger: hey..
You: hmm
You: ?
Stranger: if you can;t stop kidding..
Stranger: just
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:15 PM
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situation a

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omegle.com
Stranger: hi
You: God or no god?
Stranger: god
You: Your answer is incorrect, god does not exist.
situation b

Quote:
Originally Posted by Omegle.com
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: is that you?
You: really you?
You: after all these years?
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haha i fucking love omegle.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Im a horny guy plz leave if not interested
You: you know the rules
Stranger: what r they?
You: you IDOT dont ruining it . now... you know the rules
You: think astly
You: rick astly
Stranger: r u gay
You: you know the rules AN SO DO I. now take off your pants bitch
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: sloppy donkey dick sechs
You: im great
You: andyou
You: ?
Stranger: nice,
Stranger: fine thanks
You: bruno
Stranger: you wanna cyber?
You: did you like meatspin talking penis hole?!?!
You: only if i can spit yo ass nigga
You: *split
You: dat
You: azz
Stranger: yeh, that's fine
You: TEE HEE
You: you knwo the ruuuullleeesss
Stranger: rules?
You: AND SO DO iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiii
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i didn't read any of this' shit/
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i didn't read any of this' shit/
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You: hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: im delicious and you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: hehe
You: oh, tee hee, have you ever tasted a cock and balls?
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read that bitch
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Old 07-11-2009, 12:08 AM
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i didn't read any of this' shit/
Dude seriously whats the point in posting "i didnt read this"?? At least give a reason, I've noticed the pointless 2 or 3 word posts you've been making - they're pointless...
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:34 AM
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Dude seriously whats the point in posting "i didnt read this"?? At least give a reason, I've noticed the pointless 2 or 3 word posts you've been making - they're pointless...
He is but a mere peasant.

He's also spamming for posts.
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:39 AM
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from what i've seen of this thread no one is "trolling" just having unfunny stupid conversations
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:47 AM
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from what i've seen of this thread no one is "trolling" just having unfunny stupid conversations
Trolling is saying something completely for a reaction, correct?
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:55 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: nice?
You: got sum licker i can by?
Stranger: i have genital herpes!
You: sum LICKER will help that
Stranger: hell yes
You: jim beam is gud
Stranger: hop to it
You: johny is even better
Stranger: my preferred poison
Stranger: is cisco
You: cisco? what in blue blazes is CISCO?
Stranger: low grade fruity wine that rapes the shit out of your entire body and gives you massive two day hangover
You: gawd daam i need dat shet
Stranger: it comes in all sorts of exotic flavors
Stranger: there's red
Stranger: oh and blue
You: gawd
You: gawd bless my ass
You: gawd bless ur ass
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: would u by me sum dat LICKER?
Stranger: every time you say licker i think of vagina
Stranger: but naw man i'm broke
Stranger: you go get smashed for me.
You: vag- what the fasck?
Stranger: nevermind i think you are already smashed
You:

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Old 07-11-2009, 03:11 AM
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You: greetings, comrade
Stranger: hello man
Stranger: where you from?
You: the motherland
Stranger: ... URSS?
You: no
You: san bernadino
You: learn 2 geography, ese
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Stranger: hi
You: you fell for it!!!
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:18 AM
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Mine didnt work

You: uyou gay
Stranger: wha?
You: you gay
You: mother fucker you gay]
You: no homo
You: i dont want to talk to a fag
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:20 AM
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again mine didnt work
Stranger: hey tuff guy
You: you gay?
Stranger: wanna start somethign
You: no homo
You: you gay
Stranger: yep, you?
You: get the fuck out of here
Stranger: ill fuck you in the ass
You: ill bash your head in no homo
Stranger: really hard
You: fuck you no homo
Stranger: make you scream
Stranger: oo your making me horny
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: plz no more
Stranger: cmon big daddy, make me your bitch
You: your scaring me
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:28 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: im bored
Stranger: ...
You: too many spam bots on here
Stranger: yup
You: there's no one real to talk to
You: good thing i found you
Stranger: lol
You: hehe
Stranger: posicle
You: huh?
Stranger: pop sicle
Stranger: good
You: oh! yeah i like popsicles
Stranger: like mine
You: hmm maybe
Stranger: in the frezzer
You: i like chocolate and white cherry popsicles
Stranger: its a boy
You: you are a boy?
Stranger: its a girl
Stranger: its both
You: oh?!
You: a she-male popsicle?!
Stranger: yes
You: i never heard of such a thing
Stranger: only in the koreas
You: yes the koreas
Stranger: where the klees are
You: ever since they make a nuke weird things have been comming from the koreas
Stranger: kle are cute little cat doggys
Stranger: klee**
You: OH
You: like catdog
You: i love that show
Stranger: me3=vagina
You: you are a girl?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: are u
You: yes
Stranger: i say 14-17
Stranger: in age
You: 18 actually
You: lol
Stranger: close
You: yup
Stranger: dammit
You: huh?
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: i lost my apple juice
You: oh no!
You: you should go get some more
Stranger: i know
You: although i prefer white grape juice
Stranger: ya
Stranger: il drink beer
You: what kind?
Stranger: :barf:
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: i like miller high lifes
You: and steel reserves
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ya
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ya
You: you dont drink do you :/
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: mormon
You: OH
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: l
Stranger: ol
Stranger: ol
You: im jewish
Stranger: o
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
Stranger: olo
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lo
Stranger: i jew among us
You: yes
You: would you like me baked or fried?
You: or slightly burnt?
Stranger: burnt
You: medium well or well done
Stranger: rare
You: burnt rare?
You: i dont think that is possible
Stranger: fine
Stranger: common
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: very very common
You: ALRIGHT NOW LADIES
You: YEAH?!
You: WHATS COOLER THAN BEING COOL?
You: ICE COLD!!
You: I SAID WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?!
You: ICE COLD!!!
You: ALRIGHT
You: ALRIHG
You: ALRIGHT
You: ALRIGHT
You: SHAKE IT SH SH SHAKE IT
You: WOAH OH
You: SHAKE IT SHA SHA SHA SHAKE IT
You: WOAH Oh
You: SHAKE IT LIKE A POLARIOD PIXCHA
Stranger: haaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
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I got some army dude to spill out his personal problems, and I've goatsed some guy who wanted to webcam chat with a girl so I played along and dropped the pic on him.
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:39 AM
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Stranger: how old are youy?
You: 83
Stranger: lol legit
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
You: what about you
Stranger: 17
You: man i love girls that are like 13 or 14, they are so tight
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:48 AM
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey]
Stranger: fala pia
You: mama mia
Stranger: é um filme
You: are you a frog?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you a bicth?
You: nope
You: but if i was i wouldent talk to you
Stranger: Kiss my ass
You: because frenchies are a bunch of queers
You: say it in french so i get a slowdance chub
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:08 AM
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I got trolled?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: greetings
Stranger: Indeed.
You: what be up with thee fellow comrade?
Stranger: Tell me, did you happen to kill a RED spy on the way here?
You: I am the red spy
You: *shhhhhhhh*
You: I killed a western devil
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Then we still have a problem.
You: is it because Im a nigger sack of shit that eats fried chicken?
Stranger: Like our president?
Stranger: See what I did there
You: genius
You: filthy nigger thing
Stranger: rhymes with penis
You: a popeyes chicken will arrive in every prison by the end of the year?
Stranger: There will be no more chicken.
You: but obamas food source stems from fried chikenz and colk .45's?
Stranger: Ah, I have been shown who is the boss!
You: the man(who is now black) owns you and your anal virginity?
Stranger: No, I own my own anal virginity.
You: for now
Stranger: Nah, I took it away already.
You: with a bottle?
Stranger: No you stupid bitch.
Stranger: With a
You: choad?
You: your fathers head?
You: your mothers breast implants?
Stranger: I did with a
You: with what man?!
Stranger: To be honest I'll tell you.
Stranger: I did with
Stranger: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:20 AM
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Recipient Information:

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Google receives information about websites containing child pornography through its membership in the Internet Watch Foundation (IWF) in the United Kingdom. Google receives and processes their list of websites containing child pornography in order to remove any illegal web pages from its search results.

For more information, see the IWF.
Yeah... I don't think we're going to get any traffic from google...
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:33 AM
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It wouldn't remove the site completely. How would has totse got into google then?
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:48 AM
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i want your dick in meeeee
You: you gay?
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:21 AM
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You: SUP CUNT
You: WANNA FUCK ME?
Stranger: m or f?
You: boh u dumb cunt
You: i got a vag
You: AND A DICK
You: so cool
You: i can fuck
You: guys and girlz
You: lawl
Stranger: how though
Stranger: they both occupy the smae space
Stranger: same*
You: hold on
You: ill show you my
You: website
You: k?
Stranger: im only 11, this is really scaring me
You: http://hermaphrodites.us/hermaphroditee/
You: look at that
Stranger: ummm, my mum wants to speak to you
You: k go
You: SUP MUM
You: HASS IT GOING BABE?
Stranger: what is wrong with you?
You: nothing
You: i just have a vagina and a dick
You: i was born this way
You: got a problem?
Stranger: Learn to spell, and stop insulting my children
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