My trip in Maine

blaze · #1 07-20-2009, 05:43 AM

I went on a family trip up to my mom's lifetime friend's house for a meet together/ congratulatory house warming, etc. Houses are so fucking cheap up there, no lie. They got their house for $25,000. It's a fucking 6 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms and a finished basement. Sitting on 3 acres of land. We smoked copius amounts of marijuana, it was pretty damn cheap up there for a halfie let me tell ya.

Anyway, MY cousin' and her boy friend came up too with us to the house. I got really pissed off at her boyfriend, he's a little spic prolly 120 lbs or some shit.
He was talking shit to my face and I pushed him. Then I just walloped his face. One hitter quitter. We were in the basements hallway, there is concrete on the floor and on the walls, I hit him once and he fell to the ground. His face hit the cement and bounced. I then proceded to kick him in his kidneys. When he was getting back up I uppercutted him and he was out for another 10 minutes. My cousin came storming in being all emo and shit. she's 3 months pregnant. She starts packing her shit saying it doesnt matter anymore. She wanted to hit me so bad but she's known me since i was i first born. So she was pretty much torn. Just up and left. My big bro got her to calm down and come back, leading to me saying this as an apology

"look, im sorry.. but im not sorry."

and she starts spazzing the fuck out on me. LMAO i dont know how to apologize correctly. Never could. Just aint my thing.

I also got my dick sucked by this hot 15 year old, She was the daughters of the owners house (my moms friend).It started out on the first day, I was trying to sleep because I had to drive most of the way there. About a 16-17 hr trip. I was in the basements chill spot, it's a nice La-Zyboy couch, in L shape. They had a pretty small polaroid television. 'Bout a 20 incher I'd say. It was mounted to the wall in view of the whole couch. We smoked some blunts, my bro n his gf n my black friends went to walmart or something to get some toothpaste.

She came down the steps and walked over and introduce her self to me. We talked for a little while. She sat down next to me in the comfortable couch.. She continued to talk and I continued to pretend to listen. Eventually she trys to get the can of soda I have sitting next to me on a nicely man-made Lamp-stand, carved out of birch tree harvested from their very own land. She rubs her B cup sized titties on my arm and chest as she reaches for the can. As she leans back she purposely made it that her hair lovingly smelling hair is twirled in my face. I take way on her hints and slowly move toward her, caressing her viriginized face-cheeks. I kiss her on her neck. over, and over again. She moans and groans. Takes my hand by force and rams it down into her panties and right on top of her clit. I start making sweet sweet love to her clit with my fingers and mouth. My mouth was so watery, she was getting so wet. I lean upward to tonguefuck her mouth. She grabs my head and turns me around onto the couch. "It's your turn now.". She wrapped her pretty lips all over my cock. She knew how to suck a dick, none of that sucking the tip shit. Full deepthroat my friend. I must admit i was a welterweight, I came in her mouth SOOOO fast. shit was so cash. I fucked her on the last day.

LSA King · #2 07-20-2009, 06:10 AM

Sookie · #3 07-20-2009, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by blaze

I went on a family trip up to my mom's lifetime friend's house for a meet together/ congratulatory house warming, etc. Houses are so fucking cheap up there, no lie. They got their house for $25,000. It's a fucking 6 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms and a finished basement. Sitting on 3 acres of land. We smoked copius amounts of marijuana, it was pretty damn cheap up there for a halfie let me tell ya.

Anyway, MY cousin' and her boy friend came up too with us to the house. I got really pissed off at her boyfriend, he's a little spic prolly 120 lbs or some shit.
He was talking shit to my face and I pushed him. Then I just walloped his face. One hitter quitter. We were in the basements hallway, there is concrete on the floor and on the walls, I hit him once and he fell to the ground. His face hit the cement and bounced. I then proceded to kick him in his kidneys. When he was getting back up I uppercutted him and he was out for another 10 minutes. My cousin came storming in being all emo and shit. she's 3 months pregnant. She starts packing her shit saying it doesnt matter anymore. She wanted to hit me so bad but she's known me since i was i first born. So she was pretty much torn. Just up and left. My big bro got her to calm down and come back, leading to me saying this as an apology

"look, im sorry.. but im not sorry."

and she starts spazzing the fuck out on me. LMAO i dont know how to apologize correctly. Never could. Just aint my thing.

I also got my dick sucked by this hot 15 year old, She was the daughters of the owners house (my moms friend).It started out on the first day, I was trying to sleep because I had to drive most of the way there. About a 16-17 hr trip. I was in the basements chill spot, it's a nice La-Zyboy couch, in L shape. They had a pretty small polaroid television. 'Bout a 20 incher I'd say. It was mounted to the wall in view of the whole couch. We smoked some blunts, my bro n his gf n my black friends went to walmart or something to get some toothpaste.

She came down the steps and walked over and introduce her self to me. We talked for a little while. She sat down next to me in the comfortable couch.. She continued to talk and I continued to pretend to listen. Eventually she trys to get the can of soda I have sitting next to me on a nicely man-made Lamp-stand, carved out of birch tree harvested from their very own land. She rubs her B cup sized titties on my arm and chest as she reaches for the can. As she leans back she purposely made it that her hair lovingly smelling hair is twirled in my face. I take way on her hints and slowly move toward her, caressing her viriginized face-cheeks. I kiss her on her neck. over, and over again. She moans and groans. Takes my hand by force and rams it down into her panties and right on top of her clit. I start making sweet sweet love to her clit with my fingers and mouth. My mouth was so watery, she was getting so wet. I lean upward to tonguefuck her mouth. She grabs my head and turns me around onto the couch. "It's your turn now.". She wrapped her pretty lips all over my cock. She knew how to suck a dick, none of that sucking the tip shit. Full deepthroat my friend. I must admit i was a welterweight, I came in her mouth SOOOO fast. shit was so cash. I fucked her on the last day.

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Originally Posted by Cloudcat

tl;dr

That's all you need to know.
You can thank me later.

k8e · #4 07-20-2009, 06:38 AM

should've visited me

LSA King · #5 07-20-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by katie

should've visited me

Sookie · #6 07-20-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloudcat

Wait, holy fuck, deja vu.

And deja vu for my deja vu!

This exact thing has happened twice before!

Even about me bolding "my mom and her boyfriend pissed on my head"!

And about Maine and everything!

Lol.