[ANONYMOUS] Is It Normal To Fancy My Mom?

[jackketch]

[posted anonymously by jackketch on behalf of a member]




Is it normal to have sex feelings about my mom like when she is cleaning and shit in these shorts she gots a camel toe and i wanna fuck her, is it normal to have feelings like that?

Another time she was in my room getting some clothes to wash and she was really bent over and her pants were stretched tight and i was just so horny and so sad.

i think about her when i masturbate all the time, and i have looked threw her panty drew and smelled her thong, i wanted to beat off with it

[PieGirl]

Hahahahahahahahahaha... hahahaha... hahahehehe... ahh.

[5024L]

How old is that motherfucker? That makes no sense.

[Drusus]

Didn't Freud identify this phase or something?

Well, it doesn't matter if he did or not. You're sick you motherfucker.

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by 5024L

How old is that motherfucker? That makes no sense.

No idea, he seems fairly illiterate though, I'm guessing American and I'm simply posting what he emailed me. I can't be arsed to correct his English (at least, that's what I assume it is meant to be).

[:MAD:ijuana]

Thats just weird

[5024L]

I bet jackketch is posting this for his son.

[JoePedo]

Originally Posted by jackketch

[posted anonymously by jackketch on behalf of a member]

My spidey-sense says "doubtful."

Anyways...

Originally Posted by jackketch

Is it normal to have sex feelings about my mom like when she is cleaning and shit in these shorts she gots a camel toe and i wanna fuck her, is it normal to have feelings like that

Well...

Unless you're sigmund freud... no. Not usually. However... that's not the point.

Originally Posted by weknowitsyouketch

Another time she was in my room getting some clothes to wash and she was really bent over and her pants were stretched tight and i was just so horny and so sad.

i think about her when i masturbate all the time, and i have looked threw her panty drew and smelled her thong, i wanted to beat off with it

So? Roll with it, nigga.

It works for you. No one nonvoluntarily lost an eyeball. So... fucking wallow in it. Fap to it. Have fucking fun. Sure, you'll have to avoid doing really stupid shit, like walking in on her in the shower every two seconds or otherwise being rude, but... fuck. Enjoy. Beat off to your mom all you want.

As for how to find out if you're moms interested without fucking up your relationship, I have no fucking idea at all. That's what this forum is SUPPOSED to be for, however, whatever it's actually used for, and suddenly Jeff "the Bitch" Hunter's "gb2myspace4freespeech" rant actually makes a little sense... buuuut... hopefully, someone here will be able to help you.

Whatever your mom decides, however... who cares. Beat off to the family photos all you fucking want. 'n maybe if you're really lucky, you'll get bathtime together again.

[ComradeAsh]

Go on, give something back to the girl who made you what you are

And by something I mean a hot load of semen.

[Fox Paws]

Originally Posted by jackketch

No idea, he seems fairly illiterate though, I'm guessing American and I'm simply posting what he emailed me. I can't be arsed to correct his English (at least, that's what I assume it is meant to be).

What makes you think he's an American?

OH YEAH SINCE THE BRITISH BLAME EVERYTHING ON AMERICANS SINCE ENGLAND SUCKS! FAGS.

But yeah, he's messed up.

Maybe it's Oedipus complex or some shit.

[Metafire]

Originally Posted by ComradeAsh

Go on, give something back to the girl who made you what you are

And by something I mean a hot load of semen.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is the circle of life.

No seriously though. That's fucking sick.

[ComradeAsh]

Originally Posted by Cloudcat

What makes you think he's an American?

Ask your mum.

[Fish]

Wow.

OP: realize that actually pursing a sexual relationship with your mom is, most likely, going to end with you being sent to therapy or something. Seriously.

What you really need to think on is how to release and possibly get over those feelings, rather than how to act on them, because dude, your mom is not going to fuck you.

[Metafire]

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Metafire, 5024L, Rizzo in a box

WTF? 5024L is STILL HERE?

[Rizzo in a box]

Originally Posted by Fish

What you really need to think on is how to release and possibly get over those feelings, rather than how to act on them, because dude, your mom is not going to fuck you.

Instead of talking to him like mature adults...

why aren't we giving him advice on how to get it on with his

dearest madre?

[5024L]

Originally Posted by Metafire

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Metafire, 5024L, Rizzo in a box

WTF? 5024L is STILL HERE?

Everytime I click on my usercp this is the only thread in it.

[Rizzo in a box]

lolxxx

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by jackketch

No idea, he seems fairly illiterate though, I'm guessing American and I'm simply posting what he emailed me. I can't be arsed to correct his English (at least, that's what I assume it is meant to be).

You are totally wrong in your speculation. No american in their right mind would say "fancy"

This pervert is from your side of the globe.

Oh and OP. I wanna fuck your mom too. Pics?

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by Cloudcat

What makes you think he's an American?

Because I've just run the headers. It transpires it's one of the ameritards I've infracted, who has also been spamming my email inbox. No doubt this was just a lame troll attempt (lolololololo getting jackketch to post for me!!).

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[jackketch]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

You are totally wrong in your speculation. No american in their right mind would say "fancy"

This pervert is from your side of the globe.

Oh and OP. I wanna fuck your mom too. Pics?

I wrote the title and used the word 'fancy', the Ameritard didn't.

[jackketch]

It was 5024L btw, whom I haven't banned...yet but no doubt he was upset because I made one of his little HBtarded Amerirentboyz sob.