Biking to get beer then drinking it on the way back

[Minority Deport]

On a 1 to 10 scale, how good is this idea.

[Jordan]

You're going to drink beer while riding a bike?

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by 449

You're going to drink beer while riding a bike?

You dont think thats an awesome idea?

[Jordan]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

You dont think thats an awesome idea?

I'd be afraid I'd spill my beer.

[aquabania]

what kind of beer and how far?

i'd say it ranges between a 7 and a 9, good sir

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by 449

I'd be afraid I'd spill my beer.

Thats why you have to drink a bit before you start riding so it doesnt spill out.

[Mister_Marbles]

ITT: an alcoholic.

[:MAD:ijuana]

So your gunna buy just one beer or a six pack..... Also good idea

[CrazyJoe]

Great plan.

Related: I got drunk on some whiskey and then went to the store to get some Soda. I hit a sign while on my bike and still have the scar on my finger.

[Minority Deport]

I would drive my car and i would buy some premium brew but i was terminated from my job a month ago so I'm trying to spend as little money as I can with the biggest reward.

It would probably end up being a miller lite 24oz can...or a steel reserve.

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

I would drive my car and i would buy some premium brew but i was terminated from my job a month ago so I'm trying to spend as little money as I can with the biggest reward.

It would probably end up being a miller lite 24oz can...or a steel reserve.

Steel Reserve. Miller Lite is gay and won't get you NEARLY as fucked up.

[#1 Stunna]

Check how your state's DUI law is worded.

[Minority Deport]

I'm a cop so it's ok

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

I'm a cop so it's ok

lol

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by CrazyJoe

Steel Reserve. Miller Lite is gay and won't get you NEARLY as fucked up.

If you get 'fucked up' off of a 24oz can, then..shit. I wish I had a tolerance that low. Being drunk all the time would be cheap and easy.

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by constantinople

If you get 'fucked up' off of a 24oz can, then..shit. I wish I had a tolerance that low. Being drunk all the time would be cheap and easy.

Drinking a 24oz can of Steel Reserve is like drinking 4 12oz cans of regular beer.

And yes, I don't drink often enough to develop a tolerance.

[PROJECT PAT]

i see people riding bikes and smoking cigarettes all the time. i would crash for sure if i tried it though

[Minority Deport]

Asians like making bikes that fuck them while they ride.

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

Asians like making bikes that fuck them while they ride.

Everyone does. That's why they call it "bicycle face" and women weren't allowed to ride bicycles in the early days unless they were lesbians.

duhh






PS: 3/10.

[Minority Deport]

What would you do if you biked somewhere and once you exited you saw some guy rubbing his dick on your bike sensually. You kick his ass or he runs away whatever. Now you have a bike that some guy rubbed his dick on it.

Would you feel dirty riding your bike? Would you wash it and forget about it? Would the memories haunt you?

[uncutdiamond]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

What would you do if you biked somewhere and once you exited you saw some guy rubbing his dick on your bike sensually. You kick his ass or he runs away whatever. Now you have a bike that some guy rubbed his dick on it.

Would you feel dirty riding your bike? Would you wash it and forget about it? Would the memories haunt you?

^^ Shotgun Wedding FTW ^^

[CrazyJoe]

Originally Posted by Minority Deport

What would you do if you biked somewhere and once you exited you saw some guy rubbing his dick on your bike sensually. You kick his ass or he runs away whatever. Now you have a bike that some guy rubbed his dick on it.

Would you feel dirty riding your bike? Would you wash it and forget about it? Would the memories haunt you?

I wouldn't worry too much about it and just go on with life. Wash that part of the bike with some Dawn dish soap though.