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Old 05-09-2012, 05:45 PM
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Heart next time you go to pizza hut...

...get an ultimate cheese lover's pizza (the one with alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce) and add bacon on that bitch. (BACON IS A MUST!)

i'm not a big fan of pizza hut but holy fuck -- they've won me over with that pizza.

and to make it extra orgasmic -- get a few of their ranch dipping sauce to dip pizza yo pizza in it.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:49 PM
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i hope this thread inspires someone to do it -- ASAP.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:53 PM
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Pizza Hut is for fucking trailer dwelling inbreeders.
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In holland we only have a Dominos, Planet Pizza and New York Pizza.
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Pizza hunt is nasty straight grease
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...get an ultimate cheese lover's pizza (the one with alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce) and add bacon on that bitch. (BACON IS A MUST!)

i'm not a big fan of pizza hut but holy fuck -- they've won me over with that pizza.

and to make it extra orgasmic -- get a few of their ranch dipping sauce to dip pizza yo pizza in it.
I too recently discovered the Ultimate Cheese Lover's with Alfredo. I always asked for extra alfredo sauce. Never thought to add anything on it, but

Bacon. God damn. Will try and report back.
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I'd rather eat my own cock. In fact, I'm going to do that right now. To get the idea of eating a pizza hut pizza out of my head.
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Old 05-09-2012, 06:32 PM
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Sounds bad.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:40 PM
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that sounds good, Im not a fan of tomato sauce, I wanted to try those Artisan pizzas from Dominoes
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:10 AM
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I dont like pizza hit that much but this sounds good, may try it out on Friday.
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I'd rather eat my wife's cock. In fact, I'm going to do that right now. To get the idea of eating a pizza hut pizza out of my head.
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The OP sounds like a real american lard ass. Fucking ranch dressing dude?
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:46 AM
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The OP sounds like a real american lard ass. Fucking ranch dressing dude?
lol... i'm not a lard ass -- i don't eat like that everyday... though, the idea doesn't sound so bad.

their ranch-dressing is butter-milk made... extra tasty & fattyness.

the whole pizza in general is fucking delicious, man... the flavor is intense!

...especially when you're high on xanax and weed.
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only thing good about pizza hut is stuffed crust
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:13 AM
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Pizza Hut is gross. In fact, any American style pizza tastes like shit.

Italian pizza is where it's at.
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Damn fat Americans and their Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizzas... that are stuffed with a hot dog. Oh wait, that's a Eurozone only pizza. Damn fatasses over in Yerp with their hot dog stuffed crust pizzas.
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Damn fat Americans and their Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizzas... that are stuffed with a hot dog. Oh wait, that's a Eurozone only pizza. Damn fatasses over in Yerp with their hot dog stuffed crust pizzas.
Hot dog stuffed crust pizza?
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:25 PM
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I used to work at Pizza Slut, the pizzas were all frozen prefabbed pieces of shit, the hand tossed WASN'T hand tossed and every product is made out of the same shitty dough. The pans which we used to cook with were never clean and always had crusty cheese/sauce/hershey's chocolate. The place was a grease factory, don't eat there.
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Never eaten at Pizza Hut. Never will. Gross.
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:08 AM
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I used to work at Pizza Slut, the pizzas were all frozen prefabbed pieces of shit, the hand tossed WASN'T hand tossed and every product is made out of the same shitty dough. The pans which we used to cook with were never clean and always had crusty cheese/sauce/hershey's chocolate. The place was a grease factory, don't eat there.
I only ate there once, and I will never eat there again. i call it pizza slut too.
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