Like a true virgin

[Oct]

Well my friends still maul over why exactly i chose to fuck a 20 euro mass of gelatenous regret rather than pay another 50 for some real decent student loan paying model type but to be honest i never thought about it. With it being January and not in tourist season my friend got a complete bargain with the one he picked the bastard. I was just completely shit faced and made it my mission to find the most regretful big tittied whore i could find but you know what, it was an experience and i would be lying if i said i didn't enjoy it apart from not being able to get it up from being so fucking smashed.

Next day:

Me: Dude what happened?

Friend: Let me tell you...

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Honestly, the pictures make that story 200% better than it is. I literally laughed out loud at the idea of you pounding a 300 pound black chick. That's harsh man. Granted, despite her race, 300 pounds is still a hefty amount of woman. That's a little over twice my weight.

While I agree, I will have to work for it, I don't think I'll be banging any 200-300 pound women. Just a little bit too much for me.

[i poop in your cereal]

Heroin.

[broseph]

good on you for just putting it out there, that's a positive step forward.

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Originally Posted by broseph

good on you for just putting it out there, that's a positive step forward.

Eh, not that big of a deal. My friends know, but they're cool enough not to go shouting it out.

[1983]

Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse

Dear Zoklet,

I am 23 years old, have never been in a relationship and I'm a virgin. Advice?


Sincerely,

Sleep Is A Curse

You a dude or a chick because if you're a chick I can fix at least one of your problems.

Al

[aquabania]

I always told myself if I was a virgin past the age of 21 I'd just say fuck it and get a prostitute. Fortunately I never needed to but that's what you should do. Because fuck dude you are 23, that's older than me and I couldn't even imagine never having sex at my age.

[Nameraca]

Originally Posted by STEROS

OP on left.

video of pic plz

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Originally Posted by 1983

You a dude or a chick because if you're a chick I can fix at least one of your problems.

Al

Sorry, I'm a man.

[legendaryninjacutter]

it happens life is short

[legendaryninjacutter]

its only uncool at 21...after that everything you do is cool. even being a loser. something like that...

[Siu3d]

fake it till you make it

[mexico]

Just my experience but getting a "number" doesn't mean shit. If were shitfaced, and we gonna fuck, then its gonna happen that night. If I'm drunk and get your number, if means u didn't want to fuck. If ur shitfaced and don't want to fuck its never gonna happen.

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Who summoned the necromancers?

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse

Who summoned the necromancers?

Did you get laid?

[bLEEp]

Christ! Who is a virgin at 21 now days, op are you frightened by pussy or just homely?

[Dumpster Slut]

ITT: virgin loses virginity to ugly fat whore.

moving on...

[Sleep Is A Curse]

I'm trying to see if I can beat 41 years!

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse

Sorry, I'm a man.

i can still help with that. your not gay rite ??? cos I always wanted to try meat spin, and it wont spin if its hard.

[Oct]

Originally Posted by WAN

to add:

there is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 23. i heard that the smarter a person is, the later his first sexual encounter can be. also, i am pretty reserved myself, and to be honest this has resulted in me having almost zero friends, however i wouldn't change myself for the world. i like the way i am, all reserved and a bit keeping-you-at-arms-length-ish, but inside i hide a fervor that few suspect. i bet your the same or similar, judging by what you say you are like.

This is not true.


I became a man at 15 to a complete fucking horror.

[Sleep Is A Curse]

I'm not homely or anything like that. I'm a decent looking guy. Mostly seems to boil down to my HORRIBLE sense of timing. I'm the sort of person that inadvertently gets his friends laid, but can't seem to get himself laid.

[senshido]

Not homely? dude you weigh less then 140 pounds

[Sleep Is A Curse]

I'm 5'8. For the record, I weigh 141 I don't think I need to weight 180; I don't work a backbreaking mudfarmer job.

Everyone's perception of weight is so skewed from the availability of fattening foods. I don't overindulge in over-processed, shitty food.

Furthermore, why the hell would my weight have anything to do with me being homely? I'm slim and muscular because I go running.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Nameraca

video of pic plz

http://www.extremetube.com/video/cou...ign=Newsfilter

You're welcome

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse

I'm 5'8. For the record, I weigh 141 I don't think I need to weight 180; I don't work a backbreaking mudfarmer job.

Everyone's perception of weight is so skewed from the availability of fattening foods. I don't overindulge in over-processed, shitty food.

Furthermore, why the hell would my weight have anything to do with me being homely? I'm slim and muscular because I go running.

I sincerely doubt you have significant muscle mass at that weight.

I mean you probably look better than I do naked, but don't delude yourself.