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[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

My brother in law knows the reemer. I saw him drive by a few months ago in my hood as well, supposedly a next door neighbor is friends with him

Thats pretty awesome.



Today I played basketball and did very well. The team I picked up went 5 straight wins then finally lost when we were all tired and the black guy had just showed up up.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

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[The Big LeBronowski]

@CNNBRK The Filthadelphia Eagles have used a ressurect scroll purchased from a merchant in vivec to summon Joe Paterno to coach. The deal is reportedly 100m/4years. E!spn's adam achefter eeports, more details coming soon.

[Piles of Crack]

In other news, the Cleveland Browns are going to rehire Romeo Crennel

[The Big LeBronowski]

[The Big LeBronowski]

goodnight sweet prince....maybe ill dl steam again alex prob not cya whenever i dl shit maybe ion the next 6 months L

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Stay for playoffs at least if possible

[tuer502gt]

FOXBOROUGH. (AP) ― Tom Brady became the winningest quarterback in postseason play, throwing for three touchdowns Sunday to beat Houston 41-28 and lift the New England Patriots into the AFC championship game.

Brady got his 17th victory, surpassing his childhood hero, Joe Montana, by throwing for 344 yards. Seldom-used running back Shane Vereen scored three times, twice on receptions.

If Brady can lead the Patriots (13-4) past Baltimore (12-6) in next Sunday’s conference title game, then win the Super Bowl, he’ll equal the 49ers’ Hall of Famer for NFL championships.

The Patriots and Ravens will be meeting for the AFC title for the second straight year. Baltimore, which stunned top-seeded Denver in double overtime Saturday, lost 23-20 at Gillette Stadium last January.

Houston (13-5) performed far better than in a 42-14 loss here last month. But the Texans couldn’t slow down Brady.

The Patriots overcame a 94-yard return by Danieal Manning on the opening kickoff thanks to Brady and Vereen and led 31-13 after three quarters.

Shayne Graham kicked a 55-yard field goal on the final play of the first half after a short punt by Zoltan Mesko gave the Texans the ball at their 38-yard line. That cut the lead to 17-13.

But the Patriots (12-4) scored on two of their three series in the third quarter on an 8-yard run by Stevan Ridley and a 5-yard pass from Brady to Brandon Lloyd.

The Patriots got little help from running back Danny Woodhead and tight end Rob Gronkowski, who left with injuries.

Woodhead hurt his thumb after carrying the ball on the Patriots’ first offensive play and Gronkowski went to the locker room with an arm injury midway through the period. Gronkowski was playing his second game since breaking his left forearm.

After the Patriots took a 24-13 lead with Ridley’s touchdown, both teams punted before the Texans started a drive at their 10. They moved to the New England 37 with the help of a 22-yard completion from Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson. But five plays later, Rob Ninkovich jumped and intercepted a pass over the middle intended for James Casey.

That gave the Patriots the ball at their 37 and they needed just six plays to score on Lloyd’s touchdown in the first playoff game of his 10-year career.

Vereen had scored on a 1-yard run with 1:28 left in the first quarter after Graham opened the scoring with a 27-yard field goal.

Falcons edge Seahawks

ATLANTA (AP) ― Matt Bryant pumped his fist and celebrated atop the Falcons logo in the middle of the field. Tony Gonzalez broke down in tears. Matt Ryan relished the thought of not having to answer a familiar question.

The Atlanta Falcons finally showed they could win a playoff game.

And, wow, what a game it was!

After a meltdown in the fourth quarter, the Falcons pulled off a comeback that will long be remembered in championship-starved Atlanta. Ryan completed two long passes and Bryant kicked a 49-yard field goal with 8 seconds remaining, lifting the NFC’s top seed to a stunning 30-28 victory over Russell Wilson and the gutty Seattle Seahawks in a divisional game Sunday.

“Wow!” said Falcons coach Mike Smith, summing up this classic as well as anyone could.

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[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by tuer502gt

http://nwww.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20130114000380

thanks for the update of last weeks games

[shopping cart for brains]

damn i miss mister lebronski

[Haiti's Space Agency]

We all do

[shopping cart for brains]

he doesnt even talk 2 me on steam anymore ;(

[The Big LeBronowski]

Ive been watching this tennis match since 3:30 am goddamnit dat murray choke dat murray choke tfw no finals tfw no slam tfw fedderoor

nvm..........

[Haiti's Space Agency]

who watched royal rumb;le

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Haiti's Space Agency

who watched royal rumb;le

Is that wwe? Why the fuck you talkin bout that shit in your sports forum breh

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

Is that wwe? Why the fuck you talkin bout that shit in your sports forum breh

idk i heard a bunch of old dudes i used to watch when i was like 10 were in it was hoping to hear stone cold steve austin stunnered some1 and won

[BITCH TITZ]

Yeah I used to watch it too when i was a youngn then I got told it was fake n I was like wtf n quit watching

[Haiti's Space Agency]

lol xgames

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

Yeah I used to watch it too when i was a youngn then I got told it was fake n I was like wtf n quit watching

Lol it's kinda of like a lesser version of finding out Santa Claus isn't real

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Alright guys what will it be, 49ers or Ravens. I say 49ers due to Colin being flawless and Veron Davis is going to BURN all Ravens linebackers and Safeties. Ravens are good don't get me wrong. But I think the fresher legs of 49ers are going to end up surviving longer. Rice is a boss but the 49ers front 7 is OP.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Hoping for the niners. Kaepergoat has handled immense pressure so far but this is THE game so idk. Their defense is good enough to bail him out of any mistakes he may make imo. If its a shootout I think ill give the nod to flacco and the ravens what with their good wr corp.

[The Big LeBronowski]

Originally Posted by Haiti's Space Agency

Hoping for the niners. Kaepergoat has handled immense pressure so far but this is THE game so idk. Their defense is good enough to bail him out of any mistakes he may make imo. If its a shootout I think ill give the nod to flacco and the ravens what with their good wr corp.

he will be the new jim kelly (kaep

[The Big LeBronowski]

That's all folks!

[Haiti's Space Agency]

pick my user title

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Originally Posted by Haiti's Space Agency

pick my user title

Jesus Saves, but Gretzky rebounds and scores

[Haiti's Space Agency]

dang wouldn't fit

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Has anyone seen the Erik Karlsson injury? Holy fuck, I can only imagine the pain he had to go through... dat feel man.

[The Pat-Man]

ye cookes a fucking animal.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Vlad, King of all Vodkas

Has anyone seen the Erik Karlsson injury? Holy fuck, I can only imagine the pain he had to go through... dat feel man.

did you see the kevin ware inury

[The Pat-Man]

do the theisman on that hoe.

[Piles of Crack]

How fucking mad would you be to have your perfect game and no hitter broken up on the last out

[Haiti's Space Agency]

"SAFE!"

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Ron Sandusky: >ASSTROS
Ron Sandusky: >RUINING DARVISH
Ron Sandusky: >FUCK OFF
Ron Sandusky: >FAGSTROS
Ron Sandusky: >FAGGOTHOS
Ron Sandusky: >GAYJOES
Ron Sandusky: >ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH ASSTROS
Haiti's Space Agency: HAHAHA
Ron Sandusky: yall r some bum ass faggots
Ron Sandusky: no sportsmanship
Ron Sandusky: i hope yall lose every fuckin game from this point on
Ron Sandusky: if i were yu dravish
Ron Sandusky: i woulda walked up
Ron Sandusky: and beat that beaners ass
Ron Sandusky: for ruining my perfect game