Would you rather have a son or daughter?

[THE BULK HULK]

Would you rather have a son or daughter?

I'm assuming most of the people on this board don't have kids. If you do at some point in your life, do you think you'd rather have a son or a daughter?

I would rather have twins, you come two times, and you have twins. That's it.

Easy and useful for the kids. Twins are the most natural, smart thing, if you're not lazy.

[THE BULK HULK]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Son, all the fucking way, unless he was like OP and made comments like "you cum twice, so you have twins".

The fuck you are saying asshole?

It is obvious that females have two ovaries in order to have two children - twins.

Anbody who doesn't have twins is an assshole. They don't knwo how to make children.

Only people who wer born twins have a 360 intellect and are intelligent for 100%.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Identical twins are formed just from the egg splitting. Fraternal twins are formed from two different sperm so that means if you cummed once and some other guy fucker her and cummed once, she can end up getting preg from two different duudes

[Benjamin Linus]

Definately a daughter. I don't want blowjobs from a boy.

[sploogook]

i gotta be honest id probably end up fucking my daughter

[1983]

Son... I want to teach him about the thing in life... Then how to kill them and make them into beef jerky.

Al

[adhesive tape]

Son.

[STEROS]

Originally Posted by DamUStr8Babygurl(SlagV2)

i gotta be honest id probably end up fucking my daughter

[Obbe]

I don't want to bring any more children into this world.

[WAN]

i probably wont reproduce (what with being on antipsychotic and all, not supposed to get preggers) but if i were to have kids, i would probably want a daughter that is my own (as in, my own biological daughter), then fuse my SO's sperm with the egg/s of a blond girl so i can have a blond-haired son, WHOM I WILL LOVE WITH ALL MY LIFE

also, inb4 unwyred saying, "ur fucked in the head; lern to darwin" etc

[STEROS]

children? pfft -- i can barely take care of myself.

[1983]

Originally Posted by WAN

i probably wont reproduce (what with being on antipsychotic and all, not supposed to get preggers) but if i were to have kids, i would probably want a daughter that is my own (as in, my own biological daughter), then fuse my SO's sperm with the egg/s of a blond girl so i can have a blond-haired son, WHOM I WILL LOVE WITH ALL MY LIFE

also, inb4 unwyred saying, "ur fucked in the head; lern to darwin" etc

ur fucked in the head; lern to darwin

Or a nose dive off a twenty story building into a pie left on the sidewalk would also make a point.

Al

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Also this.

I'm fucking 26, I'm a borderline alcoholic (if not full blown), up the ass in debts and whatnot... I can barely be responsible for myself, let alone for another human being.

but..but..but vizzie! you are in possession of such fine genes; it is your moral duty to pass them on

go, find yourself a suitably blonde egg-donor, purchase her eggs to fuse with your sperm, then procreate

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

neither. fuck kids.

[Playground Legend]

Originally Posted by WAN

but..but..but vizzie! you are in possession of such fine genes; it is your moral duty to pass them on

go, find yourself a suitably blonde egg-donor, purchase her eggs to fuse with your sperm, then procreate

TEST TUBE BAYBAY.

[WAN]

^that shit looks like candy

[Sleep Is A Curse]

Son, because the sluttier he is; the prouder you are.

[1983]

Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse

Son, because the sluttier he is; the prouder you are.

Unless he turns out gay.

Al

[Proots]

Son - for the simple fact that boys are a fuckload easier to raise. Not that I know anything about raising children to begin with.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by 1983

Son... I want to teach him about the thing in life... Then how to kill them and make them into beef jerky.

Al

This, all the fucking way. I love teaching my son shit. Words are big now. Whiskers are "wickers." Switch is "bitch." At my aunts 50? bday yesterday my cousins kept laughing at him for saying it pretty much in front of everybody. Actually, we all were. Then, someone said, "Say Shelly (my sister) switch." And, he said, "Shehwee is a bitch." We all cracked up for five minutes straight.

And, not a single pic was taken on my phone that day. Great fucking times, man.

Besides, the male has always been the most desirable offspring throughout most cultures in history. Statistically, most people in this thread will say son.

/women

[moron]

Originally Posted by DamUStr8Babygurl(SlagV2)

i gotta be honest id probably end up fucking my daughter

Originally Posted by Benjamin Linus

Definately a daughter. I don't want blowjobs from a boy.

[zuperxtreme]

Originally Posted by THE BULK HULK

I would rather have twins, you come two times, and you have twins. That's it.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

A son so I can groom him from birth to go pro in football/basketball/baseball/soccerball.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by a224

A son so I can groom him from birth to go pro in football/basketball/baseball/soccerball.

dont live through your child, yo

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by zuperxtreme

I think I found op.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7170925AAB6WIM

R it pi if its something poasted elsewhere? Like yahoo or a regional media outlet with national affiliates?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by WAN

dont live through your child, yo

i thought thats what theyre for

here is op again
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1095446AAAmmsL

[HampTheToker]

Muther fucken

[mizled]

Resale value for a boy is much higher.

But rental fees for a daughter can provide a decade or more of income.

Decisions, decisions..

[King of the world]

Mainly sons, but I'd like a few extra daughters too.