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Old 05-08-2012, 02:55 AM
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Question Need help with a dream.

Alright my friend needs help with his dream that he had a couple nights ago. In his dream it was him and his friend. he walked around and saw some pretty rich looking houses and stopped at one. he looked in there mailbox and saw 2 pairs of keys and a code for the house lock. he and his friend plan on getting inside legally with the keys and code. But he and his friend are going to take valuebal stuff like iPads and other electronics. Any help he and his friend can get? Does he need more people? Does he have to stalk the house owners? Anyone help or education on hiS plan would be great. Cheers! House mouse out.

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Old 05-08-2012, 03:39 AM
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Using the phrase, ‘SWIM’ will not relieve you from incriminating yourself, DO NOT use it. Word your posts hypothetically.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:42 AM
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Does SWIM need more people?
two certainly isn't enough, you'll need at least four or five accomplices to carry all the loot in one run
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If you did it with two then expect a few trips.

I would go 4 or 5 (Safety in numbers eh?)

But you gotta split loot evenly. So your call.
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:04 AM
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you're going to enter it legally?? ..how the fuck do you work that out?

you sound like you're way too dumbass to do this. you need a motor really but failing that just go in quick and grab whatever you can carry/conceal easily. the jewelery in the bedrooms would be a good start if you know you can sell it.

you will get caught tho.
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:06 AM
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If you did it with two then expect a few trips.

I would go 4 or 5 (Safety in numbers eh?)

But you gotta split loot evenly. So your call.
na man, the more people the more likely someone will do something stupid and fuck them all up. or someone will go shooting their mouth off to the wrong person(which is anyone really).
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:32 AM
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na man, the more people the more likely someone will do something stupid and fuck them all up. or someone will go shooting their mouth off to the wrong person(which is anyone really).
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:58 AM
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you're going to enter it legally??
lol, I noticed that as well.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:15 AM
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Personally, I would go in all alone when no one is home to scope things out and nothing more. I wouldn't touch a thing, and if I did, I would put everything back the way it was. This gives you a better understanding of what you will need logistically, and you can begin planning on what you'll do with everything once you've got it which allows you to flip it more quickly. It also allows you to have a plan when the time comes so you can get in and get out quick.

Having keys and the code would give you free reign over the target when no one is there. The last thing I would do is bust through with four other people. Trusting partners gets people fucked up every day. It only takes one idiot getting caught by his mom to fuck your shit up real proper.

Also, I would still wear a mask, because home surveillance isn't expensive as fuck like it used to be and cameras could literally be anywhere. You can never be too cautious.
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the dream means his life is about to end
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:50 AM
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the dream means his life is about to end
Or he will go to jail where he will get entered "legally"
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:35 PM
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Listen to Hamp. Solid advice there.

But, OP, what makes you think the keys are still there? Sounds more like a one-off thing. Most likely the homeowner left town for emergency/vacation and left the keys and code for a neighbor. Or the house is empty, forclosed on and they were left for bank/real estate agent.

If you took the keys, be assured the locks and codes have been changed.
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you can use swim all you like if you roll with a brain
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:50 PM
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Listen to Hamp. Solid advice there.

But, OP, what makes you think the keys are still there? Sounds more like a one-off thing. Most likely the homeowner left town for emergency/vacation and left the keys and code for a neighbor. Or the house is empty, forclosed on and they were left for bank/real estate agent.

If you took the keys, be assured the locks and codes have been changed.
could be the keys and codes for any one of the neighbors houses who went on vacation. they arranged for the people in that house to look after their house while they were away but when they went to drop the keys off before leaving for the airport nobody was home. so cuz it was all arranged they dropped the keys in their mail box and just sent them a text. might not even be in the same street.

or the keys could have just been left for the day or a few hours for a workman while the owner was at work.

in any case, my betting is on if they are there and are to that house. that the OP will be such an inexperienced muppet, even with the alarm codes he'll be unable to find the touchpad and work out how to enter the code in time for the alarm to not go off. and even if he did he'll prolly leave his fingerprints on all the keys.

and for all the OP knows they could have pre arranged with whoever the codes are for that whatever is written down will be one digit up or down from the actual code. maybe even 2 or 3 or maybe just the first or last number is different or the whole code is written in reverse. if i ever had to do such a thing that's exactly what i'd do. they don't call them codes for nothing you know.
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