UFO fragment in siberia?

[yawanur]

A metal object the size of a Volkswagen Beetle has been discovered near a remote village in Siberia. Local residents presumed it recently fell to Earth from space, but officials from Russia's space agency examined the object and said it "is not related to space technology."
Locals discovered the roughly 200-kilogram (440 pounds) object, which is cylindrical and capped on one end by a ridged dome, March 18 in the forest near the village of Otradnesnky. They attached the "UFO fragment" (as media outlets have called it) to a trailer and dragged it through the snow to their village. They then alerted Moscow authorities, according to a report in Britain's The Telegraph, and the object was confiscated for inspection.
Following the initial examination, an official for Roscosmos, the Russian space agency, reportedly said: "The object found is not related to space technology. A final conclusion can be made after a detailed study of the object by experts."

aaaaaaaaaaand FOX

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...ed-in-siberia/

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Meanwhile, as The Sun newsroom, editors stop eating faecal matter from their underwear for a minute to type the next headline "ALIEN WARFARE CONCLUSIVELY CONFIRMED".. ..article opening with "First Hitler, Now UFOs have invaded Russia, with a Sun exclusive.."

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BlackBudget

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Looks like a disco ball stuck in a giant tuna can.

[DiStOrTiOn]

why the fuck didn't they wipe the snow off it first before taking a goddamn picture?


goddamn incompetent journalists

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"hmmm.. What's this?"

"OH ! Hmmmm, derp, nothing!? I don't know!! What is that? Dhmmm drrrr derp."

" > > "

Could be anything though..

[DiStOrTiOn]

part of it's made of titanium so it's undoubtedly a fuel tank of some sort. The bottom surface looks like it might've been used for radar scattering

it's probably a soviet relic

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by DiStOrTiOn

goddamn incompetent journalists

You mean Russians, right?

[Struwwelpeter]

What is your dumbassed name supposed to mean, anyway? It is really just "Slicknickns" or is "NS" some sort of hilarious scholarly title you have cooked up for yourself? "Slick Nick, NS (National Socialist)?"