Is it in a sin to read the Koran while you're pooping?

[aquabania]

Would it be a sin for a Muslim to read the Koran while he poops?

[Vizier]

It's fair game when it comes to reading and taking a shit.

[reject]

Only if he's using a western toilet and not squatting over a hole.

[southernsun]

Take a shit while reading shit, nothing wrong with that.

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Originally Posted by reject

Only if he's using a western toilet and not squatting over a hole.

Don't forget to walk in and out on a specific foot, wipe your ass with your left hand and no toilet paper, say a Prayer thanking Allah for allowing you to take a dump, and then wash your shit covered left hand in water.

[ThaTermeneter]

yea dat would be racist imo

[bleh]

Nope, that's called a holy shit.

[STEROS]

you'd get germs on the "quran" so that nigga aladdin or whatever the fuck his name is would most definitely not grant you them virgins.

[Malcolm Equis]

yea it is

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by aquabania

Would it be a sin for a Muslim to read the Koran while he poops?

I am guessing it would be okay as long as he held the book in his right, non-poopy , hand, and resisted the temptation to wipe his butt with a particularly controversial passage.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

I believe it whoever wrote it was taking a shit at the time, wrote it in one sitting.

[ArmsMerchant]

As I recall the myth, an angel supposedly dictated the book to Muhammad, who dictated it to someone else (he was illiterate) from memory.

This might explain some of the more egregious nonsense therein.

[---Beany---]

Ironic, since the Koran was originally shat out.

Only joking

Just a lame rule that someone made up in my opinion. It bears no reflection on morality and spiritual development, and all the other stuff which matter a lot more.

[tomjonesa22]

Only when u wipe ur butt with it

[bortmackie]

Yea that's totally a sin. You're supposed to perform wudu (wash yourself) before handling quran. There's a whole bunch of rules about the quran and how it has to be like above other books and all kinds of shit like that

[Mr. White]

the koran is toilet reading if you want it to be. IF you think it is more worthwhile then set some seperate time aside to study that book aforementioned. Simple., dont complicate it bitches

[ArmsMerchant]

BTW, some folks who are into Tarot have much the same superstitious awe. They keep it all wrapped up in silk when not in use, will not allow others to touch it, and so on.

[PreludeToIpecac]

Satan done got me on this song
Eatin' a hot dog readin' the Holy Quran while I'm on the john
Tired of wearin' this yellow thong
Take it back, Sisqo, you know where it belongs

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by bortmackie

Yea that's totally a sin. You're supposed to perform wudu (wash yourself) before handling quran. There's a whole bunch of rules about the quran and how it has to be like above other books and all kinds of shit like that

thank you for the serious answer. not that I didn't enjoy the joke answers. I believe I am going to get a copy of the koran and keep it by my shitter to read while i'm shitting. maybe use the pages as toilet paper? and masturbate to any sexy parts as well.