There's always this fucking thing.

[Myxomatosis]

Something that just never goes away.

Is it just me or am I living in a fantasy land?

Is it just me or does the concept of coincidence and randomness elude the average dipshit?

Like things are seemingly preposterous.

Everything just seems to exist beyond the grave.

Let's set our tombstones next to each other. Let's set our stones next to each other.

Let's pretend but be serious about it.

Shit, I could be the flying donkey dude in the near future.

Yelling, "Watahh Allah Sambody WANTS YA!" whilst fapping and spreading my ass cheeks for everyone to see. Will you take me seriously?

I'm gonna fuckin' do that. Yeah, let's make an actual zoklet island where we can be free and act like psuedo-retarded douchebags 'til we die. We'll import our bitches from iceland and italy - shit, wherever. We'll just need a few body bags, weapons, dart guns, etc.

Ok, maybe not.

But really, REALLY, where's your gun at? Where's some paper so I can write out your obituary? So I can assume you dead.

Let's all pretend until the very end.

[The Chuggernaut]

why is this on hot topics when theres not a single post besides op.

[whocares]

me me me me me

[bleh]

Originally Posted by The Chuggernaut

why is this on hot topics when theres not a single post besides op.

Because when you make a new thread it shows up in hot topics.

[Zombie Food]

The op is off topic in the first place. Where do we go from here?

[Myxomatosis]

Well, we talk about how meaningless life is. An objective conversation.

Here is the beginning:

Life has no answer or meaning. Something is subjective.

Discuss.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

OP is scratching the surface.. that's wsup

keep diggin my nigga

[Slayre]

the only purpose in life is to fuck. the end.

[Myxomatosis]

The only purpose in life is to live and die and do whatever the fuck in between.

I'm an individualist.

[tuer502gt]

It might not be coincidence. You might have people trying to make you nuts. Or as you alluded, it could be a job offer.

[Myxomatosis]

Shit, the only job I'd want from them is a blowjob. And I'll be the one receiving.

[tuer502gt]

Then maybe you are a paranoid schizophrenic?

[Myxomatosis]

Shit, if I am, then I am.

But I have a good idea of who's fuckin' with me.

I was dancin'. Dancin' my head. Just dancin' to the abyssal beat.

[tuer502gt]

Who was it?

They get caught for it.

Got any colour ideas?

Is it one of the following:

Red/black

Blue/red

WHITE/BLUE

BLACK/WHITE

green/blue

grey

orange

Or do you think it has access to satellites?

[bleh]

lol at the tags

[Struwwelpeter]

Vitamin D