Cult country to join European union

[Village Idiot]

Without putting much thought or research into it, I'd like to simply open the discussion up for something that I have heard about for as long as I can remember. The Macedonians have struggled to join the European union, often turned down by their corrupt cousins the Greeks due to controversial matters in regards to particular names and disputing historical merits.
Let me be the first Macedonian to be against joining the union. This degenerate country houses slavs for thousands of years, and now we are riddled with gypsies and albanians, two other races that combine to form a cesspool of the European scum. Now they want contemporary bureaucracy, a more sound currency, a somewhat capable military in exchange for the land.
My family and friends of this country are all pleading to the union to allow Macedonia join. Fuck you.
As much as I just bashed the country, this is my fucking country and I cannot imagine handing it over the rest of the world. It is a country of hermits, saints, poor, lame, blind and amputees. It is the best place in Europe to live if you aspire to live with the scoundrels of Europe. These scoundrels ARE FREE. WE LIVE LIKE RATS BECAUSE WE CHOOSE TO. IT HAS BEEN OUR WAY OF LIFE THAT DIFFERS FROM ANYWHERE ELSE. The Macedonians that are for the union despise gypsies and albanians and serbs. Fuck you. They are the gatekeepers, turning away anyone that lacks the noble blood of the balkan parasite.
More importantly, we cannot join the union because Macedonia is a cult country. That doesn't mean I am in fear of my life for opposing the country, it just means we do shit different with a strange sense of pride brought on by the nature of our ways (by being dirty, dirty, men that face the storm.)
This cult fixation I am referring to is best described by our method of last names. If you know a Macedonian, chances are their last name ends with Ski, Ska, or, at times, of Russian origin. Every last name is given depending on where you live. A last name of a Macedonian will give you the area where they lived (not to say it is difficult to figure it out anyway, the country is so small. But I digress.) The strange thought process of the Macedonian attributes to the migrating situation at hand: Depending on what village you live in is WHERE YOU WILL MOVE. The east portion of the country is more likely to move to Australia, whereas the western portion is known to migrate to America. To take it even further, because of our heavy family values and our need to stay together during immigration, our last names can be used to identify where we moved. In short, we have a way of know where we are from, who we are from and where we will go and we always return to our home for pig sacrifices and excessive drinking as we make fun of the places we've ruined.

[Tachosomoza]

I like Roma.

[bumble]

You sound kinda racist brah.

[Mantikore]

I quite enjoyed Macedonia's entry in this years Eurovision

[007GoldenShower]

Macedonians in Melbourne are scum. All the Balkan twats should just leave and take their petty in-fighting (over things they never experienced) with them.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I like Roma.

Ever met a gypsy?

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

Macedonians in Melbourne are scum. All the Balkan twats should just leave and take their petty in-fighting (over things they never experienced) with them.

It is their lack of ability to adjust to a different culture; most Macedonians outside of the country are only second generation, absorbing the family values they learned from strict, Orthodox Christian sheltering parents (often poor) that often causes friction with almost any other "way". Fortunately for me I have managed to escape this awful morality and can now reap the benefits of this land. I live for free(just about no taxes.) For myself. Not for a country that accepts me merely because of my origin.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

Ever met a gypsy?

Ever kill a Gypsy? It's pretty much legal here.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

Ever met a gypsy?

Yes, I have. A lot of them that live in the United States have the surname Marks or John, and are forced to pose as Italian/Greek due to prejudice against them.

[Rolf]

The problem with Macedonians... is that they are not Macedonians.

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I like Roma.

It's not a bad city, agrees Rolf.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Rolf

The problem with Macedonians... is that they are not Macedonians.



It's not a bad city, agrees Rolf.

Of course they aren't. Most of the Macedonians were homosexual and never bothered breeding. We are the products of the female Macedonians that banged other races because their men preferred fucking each other.

I truly have no idea what my origins are after my great grand parents. Nobody ever speaks about it. My features tell me I'm Egyptian and part Japanese for my incredible ability to clean the genital/anal/nasal areas of children by sucking on the particular body part (a method that the ancient Japanese used for those very reasons-it was how they cleaned their children if there wasn't anything else to wipe their bodily fluids on).

You should change your gimmick to a polar opposite, Rolf. I'm thinking mimes. Be a mime.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

We are the products of the female Macedonians that banged other races because their men preferred fucking each other.

No, "you" are the product of female Bulgarians who banged male cave trolls. The product was South Slavs with identity issues that love to troll Greeks by "stealing their cultural heritage", it's quite funny actually... the Balkans never cease to entertain.

Originally Posted by Vizier

In Age of Empires Macedonians couldn't build temples but all their units and buildings had a x4 resistance to conversion.

You're confusing Macedonians with "Macedonians".

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Rolf

No, "you" are the product of female Bulgarians

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[Village Idiot]

^ Anyway. Forgive me for saying Macedonian women instead of Bulgarians, then. I wouldn't say all of the women are Bulgarian; but I was generalizing, myself. I could still be wrong, though-Macedonians are so uptight with their origin that I have never heard the real story. Like I'm afraid of any sort of truth.
I've never really gave much thought into looking up the history, there's too much propaganda from them for me to filter through.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by rolf

no, "you" are the product of female bulgarians who banged male cave trolls. The product was south slavs with identity issues that love to troll greeks by "stealing their cultural heritage", it's quite funny actually... The balkans never cease to entertain.



You're confusing macedonians with "macedonians".

rolf fix this nowwwwwwwwwwww

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by zanick

rolf fix this nowwwwwwwwwwww

Come now. He doesn't need the gimmick.

[Struwwelpeter]

Macedonian gettin' fucked 2nite

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Rolf

No, "you" are the product of female Bulgarians who banged male cave trolls. The product was South Slavs with identity issues that love to troll Greeks by "stealing their cultural heritage", it's quite funny actually... the Balkans never cease to entertain.



You're confusing Macedonians with "Macedonians".

rolf has reembraced his self again.

[constantinople]

People who take pride or even give a shit about things like culture, international borders, or the anthropological group their shit-ass southeastern European ancestors came from should put on concrete shoes and jump in the nearest body of water.


News flash: None, NONE of these things are important to the forward progress of humanity. Most are a hindrance.



/thread.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

News flash: None, NONE of these things are important to the forward progress of humanity. Most are a hindrance.

You'll find this true for a vast majority of things people do.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Rolf

You'll find this true for a vast majority of things people do.

It is known. All I'm saying is there are way too many of the people I described in my post on Zoklet.


I don't identify with a certain culture, and I don't hold any convictions. This is how everyone should be, as then no-one would be having pointless ass conversations about who's mom is from what slavic sub-group. It's just fucking ridiculous, you people put too much store and faith in your heritage.


Move past your bumfuck countrymen, and create something new.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

People who take pride or even give a shit about things like culture, international borders, or the anthropological group their shit-ass southeastern European ancestors came from should put on concrete shoes and jump in the nearest body of water.


News flash: None, NONE of these things are important to the forward progress of humanity. Most are a hindrance.



/thread.

What the fuck do you mean /thread? The topic wasn't even about origin or pride until Rolf came in to deter the thread from the main point. Get off your high horse.
I'm trying to express my disdain for the European Union while explaining why Macedonia doesn't belong in it.
Damn, man. I can't even keep a witty troll thread together. I'm going back to writing literotica.

[Tachosomoza]

And you suck at that.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

And you suck at that.

That's fine. I never put much effort into them anyway.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

What the fuck do you mean /thread? The topic wasn't even about origin or pride until Rolf came in to deter the thread from the main point. Get off your high horse.
I'm trying to express my disdain for the European Union while explaining why Macedonia doesn't belong in it.
Damn, man. I can't even keep a witty troll thread together. I'm going back to writing literotica.

What? You're whole OP was about you being proud of what Macedonia is and not wanting to be a part of the EU. I don't really know how else to interpret it. I didn't even think Macedonia was still a place.

Personally, anyone who sleeps with rats rises with the plague.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

What? You're whole OP was about you being proud of what Macedonia is and not wanting to be a part of the EU. I don't really know how else to interpret it. I didn't even think Macedonia was still a place.

Personally, anyone who sleeps with rats rises with the plague.

Did it really seem like that? I thought I seemed more sociopathic and unaware of pride in a country. Hey, listen. I think I forgot I was trolling at one point. I don't really care. Forget it I'm at the bar.
Edit: I should probably mention that I live in the states.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Village Idiot

Did it really seem like that? I thought I seemed more sociopathic and unaware of pride in a country.

Interpreted it as pride especially since most internet-using Macedonians are of the nationalist "MACEDONIA STRONG" crowd, like most Balkan people really... Cannot help but play picador with those types.

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

All the Balkan twats should just leave and take their petty in-fighting (over things they never experienced) with them.

You can take balkan out of balkans, but not take balkans out of the balkan. At least the balkan smart enough to leave the balkans is more intelligent than the balkan who does not leave the balkans.

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

I don't identify with a certain culture, and I don't hold any convictions. This is how everyone should be

Everybody the same? that sounds pretty damn boring. Diversity of humanity makes it interesting, even if it does occasionally cause conflict.

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

It's just fucking ridiculous, you people put too much store and faith in your heritage.

Congratulations on misinterpretation of the week, nationalism in any form is stupid and quickly draw insult from mighty picador.

[kite--]

I think we've briefly spoken about this topic before, but the benefits of being part of the EU for the average person are pretty good. Hell, I would like to have the choice to live anywhere in the European Union when ever I decided I wanted the change.

I think some people take that freedom and opportunity for granted.

[Mr. White]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

Macedonians in Melbourne are scum. All the Balkan twats should just leave and take their petty in-fighting (over things they never experienced) with them.

What are you taliking about the tennis or soccer or somethinthnng ? Thats a bit old isnt it? Get over it true? loser

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

It is known. All I'm saying is there are way too many of the people I described in my post on Zoklet.


I don't identify with a certain culture, and I don't hold any convictions. This is how everyone should be, as then no-one would be having pointless ass conversations about who's mom is from what slavic sub-group. It's just fucking ridiculous, you people put too much store and faith in your heritage.


Move past your bumfuck countrymen, and create something new.

Yeah man you must be so cultured and intelligent. You can see past everything that divides us. Listen here faggot. If you want to progress your dear society you are so worried about kill yourself. You will never invent anything, do anything, say anything that will be remembered even 100 years past your death. You are just wasting resources.

Also, don't say things like "pointless ass conversations". You seem to be so much smarter than everyone why would you even reply to the thread? Clearly you are wasting more time than anyone in that regard. Do you think someone is going to read that and be like oh fagboy is right my beliefs just got changed by a 2 paragraph post on Zoklet from some kid who went to a highschool that probably costs as much as a college where all they say is "RACISM IS BAD HUR DUR" because it is full of people just like them using "equality" as an excuse for why they are much more civilized and intelligent than everyone else.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Yeah man you must be so cultured and intelligent. You can see past everything that divides us. Listen here faggot. If you want to progress your dear society you are so worried about kill yourself. You will never invent anything, do anything, say anything that will be remembered even 100 years past your death. You are just wasting resources.

Also, don't say things like "pointless ass conversations". You seem to be so much smarter than everyone why would you even reply to the thread? Clearly you are wasting more time than anyone in that regard. Do you think someone is going to read that and be like oh fagboy is right my beliefs just got changed by a 2 paragraph post on Zoklet from some kid who went to a highschool that probably costs as much as a college where all they say is "RACISM IS BAD HUR DUR" because it is full of people just like them using "equality" as an excuse for why they are much more civilized and intelligent than everyone else.

One doesn't have to be famous to have contributed to society.






@Rolf: I didn't say we should abolish all culture; I said we shouldn't use it as the basis for our identities. Lack of convictions means less blind fanaticism.

[007GoldenShower]

Originally Posted by Mr. White

What are you taliking about the tennis or soccer or somethinthnng ? Thats a bit old isnt it? Get over it true? loser

Sober up and make your post clearer.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

One doesn't have to be famous to have contributed to society.






@Rolf: I didn't say we should abolish all culture; I said we shouldn't use it as the basis for our identities.

Nice reply fagoy. Can't even have an intelligent conversation after all.

[Snoopy]

Hey faggots, if you ever meet a gypsy in your home town with a violin, trumpet or accordion tell him alo mange liloro and give him some money. I sort of feel sorry for the people who've never lived in the Balkans. One of the few places left in the world where one can have true freedom. But it's being slowly chipped away. Sloevnia and most of Croatia is now in the hands of the men with transparent skin.

[water bottle]

Interesting perspectives.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Interpreted it as pride especially since most internet-using Macedonians are of the nationalist "MACEDONIA STRONG" crowd, like most Balkan people really... Cannot help but play picador with those types.



You can take balkan out of balkans, but not take balkans out of the balkan. At least the balkan smart enough to leave the balkans is more intelligent than the balkan who does not leave the balkans.

Ah, I was only trying to be as honest as possible. No, I disregard this pride thing. You are right, though, a majority of the Balkans boast about their mother land.

Originally Posted by kite--

I think we've briefly spoken about this topic before, but the benefits of being part of the EU for the average person are pretty good. Hell, I would like to have the choice to live anywhere in the European Union when ever I decided I wanted the change.

I think some people take that freedom and opportunity for granted.

Yeah, if I sounded like I was completely against the EU I did not mean that. I just don't think it's for this country, it would be detrimental for both sides. The EU would then have a troll country that will not benefit the union at all, and the country would lose qualities that initially made it so appealing.

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Hey faggots, if you ever meet a gypsy in your home town with a violin, trumpet or accordion tell him alo mange liloro and give him some money. I sort of feel sorry for the people who've never lived in the Balkans. One of the few places left in the world where one can have true freedom. But it's being slowly chipped away. Sloevnia and most of Croatia is now in the hands of the men with transparent skin.

The home I have over there is in the center of some farm land filled with brewers and beekeepers, near a river and woods and the place has no property tax. I am away from mostly everyone. I hope it never changes.
Man, I give money to anyone on the street willing to play music, especially play music well. The same goes for little girls and their lemonade stands. I don't care if I am rushing to the hospital after burning my dick off, if I see a girl selling lemonade on the side of the road, I will stop for a glass.

Now you all know why I'm an idiot.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Nice reply fagoy. Can't even have an intelligent conversation after all.

It would be hard to have an intelligent conversation with a person such as yourself.

[Village Idiot]

Originally Posted by Unwires

I'm sorry, I don't speak crybaby.

[The Pat-Man]

fuck the eu all the european countries with the exception of th retarded southern europeans would be better off without it.

[Mr. White]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

Sober up and make your post clearer.

haha I just woke up to turn on my computer and see my post right there in front of me... I dont remember writing that or what it was about really