HOW TO GET LAID: For all you Zoklet fellows

[STD]

Originally Posted by Death_Merchant

I get laid 4-7 times a week. It's no more an accomplishment than 30 minutes of cardio.

congrats... when i had a girlfriend, i got laid 7x per night. quantity defines how awesome you are, *then* quality

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by STD

congrats... when i had a girlfriend, i got laid 7x per night. quantity defines how awesome you are, *then* quality

But you still wear fedoras so you're no bueno senor

[STD]

Originally Posted by Erorr

But you still wear fedoras so you're no bueno senor

only when im 100% max attention whore sir

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by Death_Merchant

I get laid 4-7 times a week. It's no more an accomplishment than 30 minutes of cardio.

I'm pretty sure anyone can if they go for the obese and deformed crowd.

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by jackiesbaby

I'm pretty sure anyone can if they go for the obese and deformed crowd.

Shittin' on him.

Seriously how is getting laid this hard for anyone either you're in high school for 40hr/week with 50% bitches, you're in college w/ thousands of dorm rooms, no authority, and tons of women free from daddy for the first time.

Or your past college and can go to bars/clubs. Did everyone who seriously read this guide forget that women crave/want sex too? Imagine being a woman, would you wanna open your most private nature to whatever man you are? Of course not. Men breed widely, women breed selectively.

Just think, "Hmm if I had a gaping wound that filled with lubricant at sexy cock, whose cock is realistically going ot be the most sexiest?"

Be that sexy penis.