So fucking horny for myself

[SoulButter]

Is this normal? Sometimes I can't help it. I'll walk by a mirror while I have my shirt off and just think damn, I'd hit that. But it's more than that. Sometimes in the evening I'll be in my boxers shaving or brushing my teeth, staring at my godly sexy body staring back at me and I can't help but get a raging hard on for myself. It's not uncommon for me to masturbate to the very sight of my own reflection staring back at me, dead in the eyes, thinking about all the things I would do. To myself. And then I do them.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

[moron]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)

[Number13]

Yeah man that's pretty fucked up, that makes you gay.

[Bradley]

Definately a metrosexual.

[SoulButter]

Nah nigga, that aint gay. Im not in it for the cock (even if I do have an excellent one), its more about the raw sexuality emaneting from everything I say, thuink, and do. Im the same way with women, once we make eye contact its over.

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

Im the same way with women, once we make eye contact its over.

Their life you mean?

And Kipo that's not really how it happens.

[Derision]

pix?

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by Kipohippo

Being horny for yourself sounds awesome. This is why I've always been jealous of gay people.

You are like walking porn to yourself.

Its not even that though dude... Sometimes ill just catch my eye in the mirror and be like, "Would you fuck me?" to myself. And then ill be all like "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me soo hard."
and then I roll around frantically on the ground until I bust one or I tire myself out. You guys are seriously trying to tell me you've never done this?

[FrY]

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

. Im the same way with women, once we make eye contact its over.

Hate to burst your bubble, Sparky, but in my experience, it's not over until after you make genital contact.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

I don't know how normal it is, but who cares if it's normal? I always thought it would be cool if a chick could get horny just by looking at herself, so I don't think it's so wrong if that were to happen to a guy.

[psychomanthis]

Yeah... that's a little wierd.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

Hate to burst your bubble, Sparky, but in my experience, it's not over until after you make genital contact.

I see where you're coming from, but I'm afraid you have it all wrong. Sex is nothing, means literally nothing. You see, it's the actual seduction that is what it's all about. The act of seducing a person, convincing a person- no, it's more than just convincing a lover, it's the act of putting it into their mind that they want YOU. Making a female NEED you. Without seduction, sex doesn't happen. I'm sure you have all heard the saying "it's not the catch, it's the thrill of the chase?" and what a thrill it is. The ultimate thrill really, securing that primal instinct of ensuring the survival of your blood and genes.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

[Mordisk]

Yall r some niggaz

[Cunto McFadyen]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

Is this normal? Sometimes I can't help it. I'll walk by a mirror while I have my shirt off and just think damn, I'd hit that. But it's more than that. Sometimes in the evening I'll be in my boxers shaving or brushing my teeth, staring at my godly sexy body staring back at me and I can't help but get a raging hard on for myself. It's not uncommon for me to masturbate to the very sight of my own reflection staring back at me, dead in the eyes, thinking about all the things I would do. To myself. And then I do them.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

You are not alone...

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.p...postcount=1832

[adepti]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

Is this normal?

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

The fact that your asking us if it is normal makes it clear that you know that your self-admiration "may not be normal"

Honestly, you might be gay or bisexual. It would be worthless to convince yourself otherwise

[Oct]

It's more the mirror that has the orgasm, not myself but i see what your getting at.

[ChinaCat]

Lol good one ^

And in that post that was linked to that guy posted alot of pics and like half of them were he same

[King of the world]

You have low standards.

[SoulButter]

By the way, no homo.

[Edge]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

Im not in it for the cock

Yes you are, you know it.
Admit you like the cock. You're only lying to yourself. Psychological repression is unhealthy.

[SoulButter]

You guys have definitely done this.

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Nah nigga, that aint gay. Im not in it for the cock (even if I do have an excellent one), its more about the raw sexuality emaneting from everything I say, thuink, and do. Im the same way with women, once we make eye contact its over.

There's only one way to answer that question: If you cloned yourself, would you be willing to fuck yourself? If the answer is yes, you're a faggot.

[Blunderstar]

I used to think this, but I realized that I was just masking my low confidence in how I truly looked. Once you are truly beautiful, you will stop only to make small improvements, like brushing your hair to the side, or straightening your tie. You will admire yourself in a state of content only -- there will be no lust (or "pseudo-lust").

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by Iehovah

There's only one way to answer that question: If you cloned yourself, would you be willing to fuck yourself? If the answer is yes, you're a faggot.

I would make it suck my dick for the lulz, then I'd kick its ass for being a faggot.

[Chaotic Narcotic]

Look at the way he is trying to pull responses by the things he says. Total troll post. He got you all.

Very funny by the way.

[kroz]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Is this normal? Sometimes I can't help it. I'll walk by a mirror while I have my shirt off and just think damn, I'd hit that. But it's more than that. Sometimes in the evening I'll be in my boxers shaving or brushing my teeth, staring at my godly sexy body staring back at me and I can't help but get a raging hard on for myself. It's not uncommon for me to masturbate to the very sight of my own reflection staring back at me, dead in the eyes, thinking about all the things I would do. To myself. And then I do them.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

i do the same thing, i even take photographs of my self and put them in a photo album so i can feel my self forevery.

I look at my self in the mirror and sometimes say "bitch, I'm a fucking sexy bitch ass lil whore"

and trust me i'm not a narcassist

[kroz]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Is this normal? Sometimes I can't help it. I'll walk by a mirror while I have my shirt off and just think damn, I'd hit that. But it's more than that. Sometimes in the evening I'll be in my boxers shaving or brushing my teeth, staring at my godly sexy body staring back at me and I can't help but get a raging hard on for myself. It's not uncommon for me to masturbate to the very sight of my own reflection staring back at me, dead in the eyes, thinking about all the things I would do. To myself. And then I do them.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

i do the same thing, i even take photographs of my self and put them in a photo album so i can feel my self forevery.

I look at my self in the mirror and sometimes say "bitch, I'm sexy"

and trust me i'm not a narcassist

[kroz]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Its not even that though dude... Sometimes ill just catch my eye in the mirror and be like, "Would you fuck me?" to myself. And then ill be all like "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me soo hard."
and then I roll around frantically on the ground until I bust one or I tire myself out. You guys are seriously trying to tell me you've never done this?

you sound a lot like me. don't listen to all these petty fags trying to call you gay. gay bi straight, whatever, your just attracted to sexy people and you are one of them so it's completely normal. I have brought this up with other people and they can't relate.

and personally for me it's not that gay, because i have a girlish figure from all the dxm and diet coke that keeps me thin and sexy.

[TerraGoblina]

My sister has confided to me that she gets horny by her tits and looking at her cleavage and playing with her boobs. Needless to say, she loves boobs...

[TerraGoblina]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

Is this normal? Sometimes I can't help it. I'll walk by a mirror while I have my shirt off and just think damn, I'd hit that. But it's more than that. Sometimes in the evening I'll be in my boxers shaving or brushing my teeth, staring at my godly sexy body staring back at me and I can't help but get a raging hard on for myself. It's not uncommon for me to masturbate to the very sight of my own reflection staring back at me, dead in the eyes, thinking about all the things I would do. To myself. And then I do them.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

I feel like for all the girls on this site, you should post pics of yourself so that they can judge how 'sexy' you really are...

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by TerraGoblina

My sister has confided to me that she gets horny by her tits and looking at her cleavage and playing with her boobs. Needless to say, she loves boobs...

Yur sister and I should fuck in front of a mirror.

[OCSechs]

Originally Posted by SoulButter

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?

If you do things to make yourself attractive, then yes it is.

Don't worry. It's just a crush.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by OCSechs

If you do things to make yourself attractive, then yes it is.

Don't worry. It's just a crush.

Nah it comes naturally, I don't have to do anything.